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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5076 on: June 13, 2016, 05:46:04 PM »
100+ Coats of Nail Polish

She could have been done with that in a fraction of the time, if she did thinner coats and every 3rd coat was Ruby Kisses Lightening. Then she wouldn't have had to wait as much for it to dry.



Doing my nails used to be a hobby of mine, before I acquired my first computer. I used to routinely layer on 25 coats of nail polish, plus artwork, then wear it (without it chipping) till I started to noticeably outgrow the polish, which was usually about 2 weeks.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5077 on: June 13, 2016, 06:07:52 PM »
100+ Coats of Nail Polish

She could have been done with that in a fraction of the time, if she did thinner coats and every 3rd coat was Ruby Kisses Lightening. Then she wouldn't have had to wait as much for it to dry.



Doing my nails used to be a hobby of mine, before I acquired my first computer. I used to routinely layer on 25 coats of nail polish, plus artwork, then wear it (without it chipping) till I started to noticeably outgrow the polish, which was usually about 2 weeks.


I won't ask... Ok, I will ask.  How do you happen to have this knowledge?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5078 on: June 14, 2016, 03:39:57 AM »
100+ Coats of Nail Polish

She could have been done with that in a fraction of the time, if she did thinner coats and every 3rd coat was Ruby Kisses Lightening. Then she wouldn't have had to wait as much for it to dry.



Doing my nails used to be a hobby of mine, before I acquired my first computer. I used to routinely layer on 25 coats of nail polish, plus artwork, then wear it (without it chipping) till I started to noticeably outgrow the polish, which was usually about 2 weeks.


I won't ask... Ok, I will ask.  How do you happen to have this knowledge?

I've been a nail polish fanatic since childhood and you could say I was a pioneer in the world of nail art, doing weird things to my nails waaaay before it was fashionable. While other girls were still wearing a single color, I had stripes, polka dots, and pictures. I have tried a plethora of base coats, top coats, etc. And I know the brands that not only dry fast, but are capable of drying multiple layers of regular polish beneath them, and can be acquired at a low cost. If I had not taken up computer geekery, I could very easily have become one of those successful Youtube nail polish queens or nail art bloggers. I even entertained the idea of becoming a professional manicurist, at one point, but decided against it. I didn't want to turn a fun hobby into work, with the possibility of taking all the fun out of it.

By the way, I am still in search of a good quality nail polish in the perfect shade of "circuitboard green" for a project I plan on doing to my nails. I already have the gold striping tape and perfect polish in both color and consistency for "solder dots". :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5079 on: June 14, 2016, 11:17:18 AM »
That's pretty cool!  :Thmbsup:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5080 on: June 15, 2016, 07:08:15 PM »


So my friend stars in this very odd... well it's odder than very odd.... but .... I think you have to just watch it...
If I do it more than 2 times I want to automate it in C#!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5081 on: June 15, 2016, 09:11:53 PM »
I CAN'T UNSEE IT!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5082 on: June 16, 2016, 01:28:50 AM »
I CAN'T UNSEE IT!

Thanks for the warning ...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5083 on: June 16, 2016, 03:19:04 AM »
Best wasted minute and a half today.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5085 on: June 18, 2016, 11:15:13 AM »
Deli Meat Truck And Bread Truck Collide In A Sandwich Love Story.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Deli Meat Truck And Bread Truck Collide In A Sandwich Love Story

Pregnant woman's sonogram shows she's having ... a car.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Pregnant woman's sonogram shows she's having ... a car


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5086 on: June 21, 2016, 07:31:34 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5087 on: June 22, 2016, 12:27:19 AM »
I apologize if this has been shared before but I found this Pointer Pointer site EXTREMELY amusing!
If I do it more than 2 times I want to automate it in C#!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5088 on: June 22, 2016, 02:20:16 AM »
I found this Pointer Pointer site EXTREMELY amusing!

^ that is so brilliant!  :up:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5089 on: June 22, 2016, 11:07:16 AM »
Weird Nokia phones you'll wish you owned.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Weird Nokia phones you'll wish you owned

8 Odd Things That Were Illegal in the '90s.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

8 Odd Things That Were Illegal in the '90s


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5090 on: June 22, 2016, 12:19:35 PM »
I found this Pointer Pointer site EXTREMELY amusing!

^ that is so brilliant!  :up:

They cheat:

Pointer Pointer Cheat.gif


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5091 on: June 22, 2016, 04:32:34 PM »
They cheat:

Heh.  It was cute.  But not as cool as the one where you throw the ball and the dog chases it.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5092 on: June 22, 2016, 07:26:11 PM »
Heh.  It was cute.  But not as cool as the one where you throw the ball and the dog chases it.


WHAT! Link please!
If I do it more than 2 times I want to automate it in C#!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5093 on: June 22, 2016, 09:14:06 PM »
Something to print out and put up at work:

19-funny-dog-meme.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

45 Funny Dog Memes

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5094 on: June 23, 2016, 06:44:33 AM »
WHAT! Link please!

Last time I saw the dog fetch thing I think I was running Win98.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5095 on: June 23, 2016, 11:15:13 AM »
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A psychologist finished his work day devastated, and dragged himself into the office building’s elevator to slink down to his car and try to drive home.  In the elevator was another psychologist, an older man, who looked crisp and happy and was whistling instead of looking like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.   Unable to contain himself, the younger man cried out:  “how do you do it?  How do you listen every day to all these stories of disappointment and death and shattered dreams and failed marriages and cheating and losing and dysfunctional families and lost hope?  How do you listen to that all day and still stay fresh?”

The old guy looked at him, smiled, and said: “who listens?”


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« Reply #5096 on: June 23, 2016, 11:39:55 AM »
The old guy looked at him, smiled, and said: “who listens?”

I expected the punch line to be the older shrink taking out his hearing aid control, turning up the gain and asking "what was that?"  :)


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5097 on: June 24, 2016, 12:13:52 PM »
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A group of friars lived in a monastery. As with many monasteries, the friars found it necessary to run a small business to support themselves. They ran a floral shop. One day one of the friars brought in an exquisite find: a Venus fly trap. It was such a cute thing, they couldn't bear to sell it, so they just kept it on display. But after a while, it grew so big that flies were no longer enough to satisfy it. It ate cockroaches, but it kept growing. It ate mice, but it still kept growing. It ate chipmunks, squirrels, cats, then raccoons and dogs and ponies. Finally the villagers got wise to this and attempted to put a stop to it. But try as they might, no one could. One way or another, the friars outsmarted the townsfolk and raided their farms of large animals. Finally the villagers pooled their money and hired a professional named Hugh to come in and capture the friars. Hugh stormed the monastery, destroyed the fly trap, captured the friars, and turned them over to the police. The moral of this story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Really bad jokes

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5098 on: June 24, 2016, 12:46:07 PM »
:D

here's another:

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« Reply #5099 on: June 24, 2016, 11:18:28 PM »
Fake Food - Dishes Made From Household Items.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Fake Food - Dishes Made From Household Items

All with no calories, of course.