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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5050 on: May 16, 2016, 04:12:50 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5051 on: May 16, 2016, 11:44:58 PM »
18 of the most bizarre fast-food items ever created.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

18 of the most bizarre fast-food items ever created

Has anyone here eaten one of these?



I have not had the Doritos pizza from Pizza Hut, but I have had a taco pizza, topped with taco meat, melted cheddar cheese, lettuce, raw tomatoes, raw onions, plain tortilla chips, and taco sauce.

There was a local place in Clearwater, Florida, during the 80's, that had an all you can eat pizza lunch buffet, and they stocked it with a lot of weird stuff, including an assortment of dessert pizzas.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5052 on: May 17, 2016, 01:29:03 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5053 on: May 17, 2016, 01:30:32 PM »
that made me smile  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5054 on: May 19, 2016, 01:00:24 PM »
Do solipsists buy life insurance?
Can solipsists get schizophrenia?
Would you join Solipsists Anonymous?
Solipsists are comforted by the fact that horrible people aren't real.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5055 on: May 19, 2016, 01:47:46 PM »
Do solipsists buy life insurance?

Why?  Since the solipsist in question has not died, he/she would have no proof that humans are not in fact immortal.  Besides that, who to buy it from?  We all know that insurance salesmen are not real people.



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5056 on: May 20, 2016, 06:43:25 PM »
With a nod to the Windows 10 thread:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5058 on: May 28, 2016, 02:09:40 PM »
Watering a fir tree in a downpour...a metaphor for what?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5059 on: May 28, 2016, 10:35:04 PM »
Clipboard09.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   My eyes are up here.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Sheeple 2.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5060 on: May 29, 2016, 01:15:12 PM »
Watering a fir tree in a downpour...a metaphor for what?


Heh.  In the condo park where I used to live one could often see the sprinklers running in a downpour.  After much criticism they made an effort to call someone in the control room to kill the sprinklers during a driving rain or tropical storm.  But I'm sure it was on an informal basis.  If the condo association board member in charge of grounds maintenance wasn't home to answer the phone the sprinklers ran until the timer expired.


But when it comes to government I can readily imagine them exhuming a corpse to execute a perpetrator killed without the proper jot or tittle.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5061 on: June 01, 2016, 07:04:51 AM »
some silly doing the rounds:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5062 on: June 01, 2016, 07:48:27 AM »
some silly doing the rounds:


That one reminds me of a drawing of a sign.  I do not remember if it was in Mad Magazine or where I saw it.  It looks like a traffic sign and it says "Do Not Read This Sign."  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5063 on: June 01, 2016, 03:15:13 PM »
some silly doing the rounds:
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Dostoevsky may not have done it first, but he codified it:
https://en.wikipedia...ronic_process_theory
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"Try to pose for yourself this task: not to think of a polar bear, and you will see that the cursed thing will come to mind every minute."
— Fyodor Dostoevsky, Winter Notes on Summer Impressions, 1863

Also, The Game:
http://www.urbandict...ame&defid=609015
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You just lost


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5064 on: June 01, 2016, 03:33:36 PM »
"Try to pose for yourself this task: not to think of a polar bear, and you will see that the cursed thing will come to mind every minute."

Especially if one is a Bernard there is no hope.   :)


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5066 on: June 02, 2016, 03:46:45 AM »
Also, The Game:

You just lost

sort of like the opposite of zen:
promoting lack of awareness all over the world
:-)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5067 on: June 02, 2016, 07:01:01 AM »
Also, The Game:

You just lost

sort of like the opposite of zen:
promoting lack of awareness all over the world
:-)

But what if Zen's complete awareness is simply a total immersion in - and therefore a mastery of - the game??

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5068 on: June 02, 2016, 03:04:18 PM »
Also, The Game:

You just lost

sort of like the opposite of zen:
promoting lack of awareness all over the world
:-)

But what if Zen's complete awareness is simply a total immersion in - and therefore a mastery of - the game??

nice twist :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5069 on: June 02, 2016, 03:35:05 PM »
But what if Zen's complete awareness is simply a total immersion in - and therefore a mastery of - the game??


I dunno' if I'm so impressed with them Zen guys.  I suspect the archers use such long bows to make sure they don't hold them backwards.  That could hurt.



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5070 on: June 02, 2016, 09:11:27 PM »
Honest guy trapped in body of a politician.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Honest guy trapped in body of a politician     ;D

MS is coming out with a flashy new game with a lot of difficulty and pressure. If you lose, you upgrade to Win 10.  Some people will say that there is no way to win.  ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5071 on: June 03, 2016, 05:20:50 AM »
This one gave me a bit of a laugh. Adding to my appreciation:
spam link is removed, but was broken anyways due to doubling 'http' and using ';' in the link instead of ':'
Link was for some business directory

It's often said tots spend more time playing with the wrapping than the present itself. When Martin mentioned this on his TV show, he was inundated with people tweeting and emailing photos of their young children having great fun with [url=http://http;//www. . .] cardboard [/url] boxes they'd been given for Christmas. See Martin's blog for the pics.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5072 on: June 03, 2016, 06:53:03 AM »
Irish People Asked To Explain What They Mean By “Sure You Know Yourself”

May 31, 2016 - BREAKING NEWS

THE time when an Irish person could both simultaneously dodge a question and answer it may be coming to a close, as an international court ruling has demanded an explanation for the expression “sure you know yourself”.

For decades, people from all across Ireland have skillfully steered conversations to their liking by simply responding to any question or query with the catch-all phrase.
[..]

However, overuse of the phrase in recent times has led to a UN ruling that either the statement be explained in full, or struck from use altogether.
[..]

The Irish government is to fight the ruling, stating that it is every Irish citizen’s right to be able to tell you to mind your own f*cking business without sounding rude.
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http://waterfordwhis...e-you-know-yourself/
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5073 on: June 09, 2016, 05:12:45 AM »


 ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5074 on: June 09, 2016, 04:22:36 PM »
Stop Naming Your Kids Stupid Shit, The Boy List.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Stop Naming Your Kids Stupid Shit, The Boy List