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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5000 on: March 18, 2016, 11:38:03 AM »
^^Having had the opportunity - notice I didn't say pleasure... - to work with some of the older Positive Ground British (motorcycle) electrical systems years ago. I am quite familiar with why the term 'Lucas: Master of Darkness' was coined.

So I can well appreciate the humor on this one. :Thmbsup: :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5001 on: March 18, 2016, 01:09:09 PM »
@4wd: Wow! Thanks for the link.
That's a very interesting discussion there on the British Columbia Triumph Registry (Canada) website: NOS Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke Kit
- it of course includes references to the old TRs (Triumph Roadsters), which brought back some memories. As a long-time petrol-head I used to have a TR4 (2138cc) with a Surrey Top (was quite rare), with twin 1½" SU carbs that were always going off-tune - so I replaced them with 2 x twin-choke 45DCOE Webers instead. My local petrol station loved me!

But Lucas eh? I used to work as a systems analyst on the Works Engineering and Maintenance Planning System (ran on an IBM 360 at their datacentre) at the Lucas-CAV factory in Finchley (N.London, UK). I was a regular customer of the staff counter in the warehouse, where one could buy Lucas automobile electrical equipment at 50% discount (sometimes greater).
That's where I bought one of the superb Lucas 8-track tape stereo players (with under-seat speakers) for my car. I remember they also had these NOS Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke Kits on the shelves, but not for sale to staff, and I would sometimes see them being taken off the shelf by the older Electrical Engineers (never the apprentices). I always used to wonder what that was about.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5002 on: March 19, 2016, 09:41:16 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5003 on: March 23, 2016, 12:34:40 PM »
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A centaur in disguise


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5004 on: March 24, 2016, 10:04:44 AM »
I... don't have words.

https://imgur.com/gallery/lwGmSbK

https://i.imgur.com/lwGmSbK.gifv <- direct link, but the comments are hilarious!

SFW, but not safe for sanity.  Couldn't find an easy way to embed.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5005 on: March 24, 2016, 12:12:48 PM »
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Pumpkin Pie Charts

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« Reply #5006 on: March 24, 2016, 12:24:22 PM »
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« Reply #5007 on: March 24, 2016, 12:33:27 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5008 on: March 29, 2016, 11:48:00 AM »
Tongue depressors were the first psycho-active drug.

Can a singer with a depressed tongue perform well?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5009 on: March 29, 2016, 04:31:00 PM »

Tongue depressors were the first psycho-active drug.

Can a singer with a depressed tongue perform well?

Not easy to keep a stiff upper lip with a depressed tongue.  If it is clinical depression I sure hope the treatment is on an out-patient basis.  I'd hate to have to leave my tongue in a semi-private room for weeks on end.  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5010 on: April 01, 2016, 10:43:26 PM »


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New website turns you into a 'Powerpuff Girl'

Any of the girls here interested in this?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5011 on: April 03, 2016, 01:57:44 PM »
 

Informative and funny, the test of the worlds best mini survival kit:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5012 on: April 03, 2016, 11:18:27 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5013 on: April 10, 2016, 12:49:52 PM »
Wonderful story about trying to adopt a dog in the computer game "skyrim":
https://storify.com/...yrim-boy-and-his-dog

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5014 on: April 11, 2016, 07:45:58 PM »
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Actually, this reminds me of much of my Linux experience since switching full-time in 2003 or so... :-\

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5015 on: April 11, 2016, 09:32:43 PM »
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Actually, this reminds me of much of my Linux experience since switching full-time in 2003 or so... :-\

Heh heh heh.  Me, I am too lathey to trim that square peg to fit in that there round hole.  Might be time for a keyhole saw.  :)


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« Reply #5017 on: April 16, 2016, 11:19:40 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5018 on: April 16, 2016, 11:31:11 PM »
ahahahahahhaahah

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5019 on: April 17, 2016, 08:42:31 PM »
If you found a picture or video of a goose-duck hybrid online, would you run an anti-virus scan on your computer to make sure it hadn't been hacked?

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Egyptian Goose x Mallard

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« Reply #5020 on: April 17, 2016, 10:35:00 PM »
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The world's most outrageous food challenges

Are you very hungry?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5021 on: April 18, 2016, 07:30:27 PM »
Large Hadron Collider?

No, LBC!!


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