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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4900 on: December 15, 2015, 10:37:59 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
Sheee-it!
how nice ;D
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This idea might come in really useful, if you didn't already know about it.
Toilet-training is something that we naturally assume gets sorted out in childhood, but there's apparently a lot of room for improvement over the traditional Thomas Crapper position.

I read some research a while back that showed that adopting something closer to the squat position (e.g., as employed in Asian squat toilets and French motorway squat toilets) made all your internal guts line up for an easier, faster poo and reduced risk of straining/piles.
So I recommended it to my daughter as she often has tummy probs in the morning before going to school, and suggested that she use the plastic foot stool that we keep in the bathroom for our 5 y/o son to stand on at the basin. So she tried putting it under her feet to raise her knees up, and the changed anatomical geometry helped her a lot and now she always uses it.

So then I tried using the footstool, and whilst I was used to always taking a book and reading glasses into the throne room for the duration (or the classical 3-movement symphony), I now barely have enough time to read half a page (and I'm a fast reader), and I don't get piles like I used to. It is very effective. So I always use the footstool too.

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It's actually very well known in Asia. You can go into public bathrooms and you'll see signs telling people not to put their feet up on the (western style) toilet seat/porcelain.

A lot of people hop up on the toilet (with their feet), stand on the porcelain, and then squat.

But hey... whatever works.

I'll skip more stories though. Cause... y'know... too much information. :P



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4901 on: December 16, 2015, 06:30:36 AM »
The "Funny" part is ^that's pretty much what I've always thought really happens.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4902 on: December 17, 2015, 07:15:29 PM »
This is really, really good!



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4904 on: December 22, 2015, 02:51:55 PM »
Is the reason that finding Sasquatches is so difficult that they are in the Witness Protection program.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4905 on: December 23, 2015, 11:30:46 PM »
This link is dedicated to all our American friends here at DC!  :-*
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4908 on: December 25, 2015, 06:30:37 PM »
Star Wars trigger warning with special guest appearance at the end. :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4909 on: December 27, 2015, 08:17:15 AM »
A news reporter able to speak the truth? Shock horror.
Rather clever Jonathan Pie satire.
Reporter gets angry and tells us the REAL news - YouTube

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4910 on: December 27, 2015, 03:52:17 PM »
The real origin of divinity candy is Mt. Olympus. Any made elsewhere is not divine enough to be called that.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4911 on: December 28, 2015, 05:09:15 PM »
A news reporter able to speak the truth? Shock horror.
Rather clever Jonathan Pie satire.
Reporter gets angry and tells us the REAL news - YouTube

That was really good!  :Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4912 on: December 29, 2015, 01:19:53 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4913 on: December 30, 2015, 01:48:38 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4914 on: December 31, 2015, 12:55:02 PM »
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The Internet’s Latest Debate: How Would a Dog Wear Pants?  TIME


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4915 on: December 31, 2015, 09:43:41 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4916 on: January 01, 2016, 02:15:19 PM »
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Pants would only be worn such as portrayed on the left if the dog was Snoop Dog(tm).

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4917 on: January 04, 2016, 11:57:37 AM »
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"
"A hundred dollars."
"Damn. All I've got is thirty."
"Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty dollars?"
"A handjob," Harry replies.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.
He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4918 on: January 05, 2016, 12:12:14 PM »


How's that for sticker shock?


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4919 on: January 05, 2016, 11:38:00 PM »
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« Reply #4920 on: January 06, 2016, 08:28:12 AM »
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Silly people. Anyone that knows a dog, knows that if the dogs have anything to say about it, they would wear them like this:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4921 on: January 06, 2016, 08:38:25 AM »
How's that for sticker shock?

Hmm, how do they get it to stay on the back window of the new car?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4922 on: January 06, 2016, 11:09:50 AM »
How's that for sticker shock?

Hmm, how do they get it to stay on the back window of the new car?

Throw it real hard... :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4923 on: January 06, 2016, 01:32:04 PM »
How's that for sticker shock?

Hmm, how do they get it to stay on the back window of the new car?

Throw it real hard... :D


I thought you were going to say crazy glue.  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4924 on: January 06, 2016, 02:30:17 PM »
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