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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4850 on: November 18, 2015, 12:15:26 PM »
^^ Thanks for the TM HowTo.  :)

I have been listening to a "Shaman Healing Chant" track I found on the Tube.  I don't know who does the singing.  They do praise Jesus during the chant.  So for lack of any other identifier I call them "Comanches for Christ."  :)  The harmonies are quite relaxing.

Also now and then I do the Watts method as it requires no preparation.  I dispense with the firm cushion requirement and just get by with whatever I am sitting on.  Also I have never been flexible so I fell no compulsion to fold my legs.  Basically it amounts to staring in a direction that will not provide much input and letting go of thinking in words.  Just zoning out for a minute or two.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4851 on: November 18, 2015, 01:24:51 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4852 on: November 19, 2015, 10:10:37 AM »
Where does bad light end up? In prism.

I have to find another optometrist.  We just don't see eye to eye on anything.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4853 on: November 19, 2015, 10:33:56 AM »
A mob is after Pinocchio. When they get him, they're going to string him up.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4854 on: November 19, 2015, 10:46:45 AM »
A mob is after Pinocchio. When they get him, they're going to string him up.

Obviously he was condemned by a puppet government.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4855 on: November 19, 2015, 11:08:37 AM »
A mob is after Pinocchio. When they get him, they're going to string him up.

Obviously he was condemned by a puppet government.

No, they're mad because he tried to marry Annette.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4856 on: November 19, 2015, 11:16:12 AM »
A mob is after Pinocchio. When they get him, they're going to string him up.

Obviously he was condemned by a puppet government.

No, they're mad because he tried to marry Annette.

Better for him to take the noose.  She'd be pulling the strings in that marriage.  That is, if they tied the knot.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4857 on: November 19, 2015, 12:14:21 PM »
If a person who has had a sex change has children, are they transparent?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4858 on: November 19, 2015, 01:59:44 PM »
If a person who has had a sex change has children, are they transparent?

Yes.  But if you turn yourself from a man into Lucy Liu then you are TransLucent.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4859 on: November 20, 2015, 06:04:27 AM »
Yes.  But if you turn yourself from a man into Lucy Liu then you are TransLucent.

TransLucent...I thought that term described what happened to AT&T, after their surgery back in 1996.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4860 on: November 20, 2015, 06:42:20 AM »
Yes.  But if you turn yourself from a man into Lucy Liu then you are TransLucent.

TransLucent...I thought that term described what happened to AT&T, after their surgery back in 1996.


After that programs could only have baby bells and whistles.  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4861 on: November 20, 2015, 07:15:13 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4862 on: November 21, 2015, 04:22:09 AM »
This is just off the wall.  ;D



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4863 on: November 21, 2015, 08:43:23 AM »
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I knew it!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4864 on: November 21, 2015, 11:53:06 PM »
On the silly side. :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4865 on: November 23, 2015, 01:05:27 PM »
If they eat hot dogs made from dogs in China at least they don't eat soylent green.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4866 on: November 23, 2015, 10:10:53 PM »
If they eat hot dogs made from dogs in China at least they don't eat soylent green.


Dog is to beef as duck is to chicken.

I know that because I've had dog before. :P

But I've not tried soylent green...
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« Reply #4867 on: November 23, 2015, 10:20:53 PM »
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12 Baby Names That Should Be Illegal

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4868 on: November 23, 2015, 10:24:18 PM »
real life snoopy, i love it.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4869 on: November 24, 2015, 07:03:52 AM »
But I've not tried soylent green...
:-\ :-\ That you know of, that is.  Sometimes you can buy mystery meat(s) at the local market(s) :-\ :-\

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« Reply #4870 on: November 24, 2015, 07:44:44 AM »
But I've not tried soylent green...
:-\ :-\ That you know of, that is.  Sometimes you can buy mystery meat(s) at the local market(s) :-\ :-\

I suspect most of those are "Soylent Brown."  Just get a nice looking package of ground sirloin for burgers then wait until the next day to take it out of the fridge.  Red #2 wears off quickly.

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« Reply #4871 on: November 24, 2015, 08:05:35 AM »
The original Mr.Show with Bob and David was one of the funniest shows in recent times.  That clip from the new one is great -- can't wait to see their new stuff.  :up:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4872 on: November 24, 2015, 09:35:06 AM »
There's a Kickstarter campaign to create a film of paint drying and then pay the British Board of Film Classification to watch it. (They're the censors.)

https://www.kickstar...s-watch-paint-drying

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About this project

The British Board of Film Classification (previously known as the British Board of Film Censors) was established in 1912 to ensure films remained free of 'indecorous dancing', 'references to controversial politics' and 'men and women in bed together', amongst other perceived indiscretions.

Today, it continues to censor and in some cases ban films, while UK law ensures that, in effect, a film cannot be released in British cinemas without a BBFC certificate.

Each certificate costs around £1000 for a feature film of average length. For many independent filmmakers, such a large upfront can prove prohibitively expensive.


Luckily, there’s a flipside to all of this: while filmmakers are required to pay the BBFC to certify their work, the BBFC are also required to sit through whatever we pay them to watch.

That’s why I’m Kickstarting a BBFC certificate for my new film Paint Drying — a single, unbroken shot of white paint drying on a brick wall. All the money raised by this campaign (minus Kickstarter's fees) will be put towards the cost of the certificate, so the final length of the film will be determined by how much money is raised here.

For instance, if we raise £108.59, the film will be one minute long. If we raise £526.90, it'll be an hour long. And so on.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4873 on: November 24, 2015, 04:52:26 PM »
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There's a Bunker Hiding $10M Somewhere in Utah


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4874 on: November 25, 2015, 12:24:54 AM »
This guy:

https://www.youtube....r/ericdubay77/videos

He's a flat Earther.

Just pick anything. It's hilarious.
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