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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4675 on: August 23, 2015, 07:21:03 AM »
Man tries to rob bank with a gun drawn on a piece of paper

He plead guilty to armed robbery? Was he actually armed? Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.

 ;D I really did laugh out loud at that one :up:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4676 on: August 23, 2015, 07:37:54 AM »
Man tries to rob bank with a gun drawn on a piece of paper

He plead guilty to armed robbery? Was he actually armed? Details seem missing from the story.

I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.

 ;D I really did laugh out loud at that one :up:

Heh heh.  Thanks.  :)

Edit:  Thanks to Deozaan for the great straight line.  ;)

« Last Edit: August 23, 2015, 07:46:17 AM by MilesAhead »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4677 on: August 23, 2015, 12:26:40 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4678 on: August 23, 2015, 02:07:51 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 

It was only penciled in at the time.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4679 on: August 23, 2015, 04:47:23 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4680 on: August 23, 2015, 05:34:15 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.


I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4681 on: August 23, 2015, 06:10:22 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.


I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4682 on: August 23, 2015, 11:18:58 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.


I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.
 

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4683 on: August 24, 2015, 02:30:56 AM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.


I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.
Looks like someone is trying to break the record for nested quotations ?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4684 on: August 24, 2015, 06:51:51 AM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.


I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.
 

All is well that pens well.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4685 on: August 24, 2015, 07:19:34 AM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.


I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.
 

All is well that pens well.


That's penning review.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4686 on: August 24, 2015, 03:56:12 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.


I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.
 

All is well that pens well.


That's penning review.

I see that you have designs on being the leader but you can carry couture too far!
 

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4687 on: August 24, 2015, 04:43:47 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.


I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.
 

All is well that pens well.


That's penning review.

where there's a quill there's a way

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4688 on: August 24, 2015, 04:52:18 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.


I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.
 

All is well that pens well.


That's penning review.
No pen no gain !
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4689 on: August 24, 2015, 06:02:22 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.


I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.
 

All is well that pens well.


That's penning review.

where there's a quill there's a way

You deserve a
for that one!  Heh heh heh



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4690 on: August 24, 2015, 06:02:50 PM »
No pen no gain !

Oh! Are we talking about Linux Distros? No Penguin, No Gain?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4691 on: August 24, 2015, 07:57:47 PM »
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Details seem missing from the story.


I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.
He was quick on the draw.
 

It was only penciled in at the time.

Canvasing the comments has proven quite interesting.


I still wouldn't draw any conclusions from it. I'd wait until we get the complete picture.

I see the fountain of wisdom in that penning.

I think it's time that somebody here took the lead.
 

All is well that pens well.


That's penning review.
No pen no gain !
Stop playing a round and use a niblick!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4692 on: August 25, 2015, 10:33:00 AM »
No pen no gain !

Oh! Are we talking about Linux Distros? No Penguin, No Gain?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4693 on: August 25, 2015, 11:36:58 AM »
No pen no gain !

Oh! Are we talking about Linux Distros? No Penguin, No Gain?
:D

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Would that be 6 bunti?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4694 on: August 25, 2015, 12:17:31 PM »
No pen no gain !

Oh! Are we talking about Linux Distros? No Penguin, No Gain?
:D

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Would that be 6 bunti?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4695 on: August 25, 2015, 08:40:28 PM »
'Caitlyn' costume panned in Twitter outcry.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

'Caitlyn' costume panned in Twitter outcry

Caitlyn Jenner Inspired ‘Call Me Caitlyn’ Halloween Costume Sparks Outrage.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Call Me Caitlyn Halloween Costume Sparks Outrage On Twitter « CBS New York

Anyone here interested in this as a Halloween costume? If so, get it quick. It may disappear soon.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4696 on: August 26, 2015, 04:25:14 AM »
Did you like The Karate Kid? Well... here's the story from a different perspective... 8) (4:42 long)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4698 on: August 27, 2015, 04:44:43 PM »
Two cartoons from The Oldie magazine, May 2015.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4699 on: August 27, 2015, 07:10:30 PM »
Google ordered to remove links to stories about Google removing links to stories

Is this the Onion?!?  :huh: :P ;D

Well other than the stunningly mind crunching syntax, it's actually a disturbing story!
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