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Last post Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  (Read 1431165 times)

tomos

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4650 on: August 13, 2015, 03:04:00 AM »
You have 2 cows...

(Worth the click. They get continually better.)

and dont forget the hidden ones down the bottom of the list :up:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4651 on: August 13, 2015, 03:06:42 PM »
Firecracker Battlefield prank.



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4652 on: August 13, 2015, 04:53:50 PM »
re: Firecracker Battlefield prank.
Ah, building happy memories.
Love the layout, especially his lounge chair.
She has a beautiful laugh.

For some reason, this made me think of a prank my mother played on my father once when I was a boy; he fell asleep at the beach in a swimsuit, and she laid a key on his chest so that his sunburn included a perfect silhouette of the key. :)
I remember my mom laughing about it, and my father was 'not amused' but took it good-naturedly anyway.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4653 on: August 14, 2015, 03:07:25 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4654 on: August 14, 2015, 03:21:21 PM »
^sounds like they're having fun,
glad they not my neighbours though :)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4655 on: August 14, 2015, 05:59:56 PM »
^sounds like they're having fun,
glad they not my neighbours though :)

It said one resident.  Between that and the watermark...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4656 on: August 14, 2015, 06:04:20 PM »
^sounds like they're having fun,
glad they not my neighbours though :)

It said one resident.  Between that and the watermark...

yeah :D
but you dont get up to that kind of stuff alone - mostly not anyways ;-)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4657 on: August 16, 2015, 10:28:06 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4658 on: August 16, 2015, 11:25:43 AM »
Excellent !
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4659 on: August 16, 2015, 12:52:40 PM »
(see attachment in previous post)
I ran TinEye, found another post of this, and found the following sub-comment: :)
"What a nice friend to give you a parting gif."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4660 on: August 17, 2015, 12:37:40 AM »
How to vote?

Like this?


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Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4661 on: August 17, 2015, 12:59:18 AM »
How to vote?


the ultimate rick-roll?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4662 on: August 17, 2015, 07:27:37 AM »
I was thinking of running for President of the United States of America myself.

Here is my reasoning:

1) I am qualified.  35+ years of age, born in the U S of A.  This is the shortest list of qualifications for a fairly high paying job with no heavy lifting I am aware of.  Also when running for the job I will be put up at nice hotels with room service and cool looking Secret Service agents around the clock.  No waiting in lines at restaurants for a table.

2) The job comes with living quarters provided rent free.  Included is all maintenance, meals, utilities, health care, servants, haircuts, regular parties with famous people, and a slush fund of several million dollars a year that can be dipped into for odds and ends.  Oh yeah, there is also the salary.  ;)

My platform:

I promise not to cater to special interests unless they make one or more sizable contributions to my PACs, foot the bill for negative ads against my opponents, and/or take me and my family/friends on expensive junkets to top level resorts.  In short, there will be no freeloader vested interests in my entourage.  If they want the number to the Red Phone they have to pay the vig.

No nuclear wars on my watch if I have anything to say about it.  One has to keep in mind that the guy closest to the actual missiles in the silos has the advantage during a pissing contest.  Sometimes these generals can get a MacArthur Complex before a President even knows what the skinny is.

No more deficit/off the books spending.  If companies cannot provide what the American People need via government procurement at an affordable price then all contracts will be terminated with that entity.  I do what I can but companies supposedly in competition in many of these bids are likely appendages of the same holding corporations anyway.  What can a President do?

Free beer for homeless people.  I am so sick of these guys panhandling me for beer money.  If I can get the legislature to pass the Free Beer for the Homeless legislation then we can all say to the panhandlers, "Dude! I know you are getting it for free.  Go away."

I promise if I am elected President that the Presidential Adviser who whispers in my ear to tell me what to do will not be an agent of a foreign power.  He may, however be an agent of the New World Order, in which case there will also be the qualification that he or she is a High School Graduate.  Keep in mind that this educational qualification is even stiffer than the one that does not exist for the President.  But, after all, this guy is telling the President what to do so he should at least understand basic Algebra.

I will not have any "face shooters" as members of my cabinet.  Anyone caught blasting innocent bystanders with shotguns will be immediately terminated from any cabinet position of responsibility.  If on the other hand the Secretary should shoot himself in the foot, well that comes with the territory.

I promise that any brilliant ideas volunteered via email to the White House, if I like them, will be proposed and promoted as if I had thought of them myself.  But hey, at least your input will have some effect.  Way better than simply being ignored as all past Presidents have done.

Speaking of which I will ponder additional items for the agenda.  One never knows when brilliant emails will arrive unsolicited.  ;)





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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4663 on: August 17, 2015, 08:41:21 AM »
^ Yaaay!!
Miles for President :eusa_dance:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4664 on: August 17, 2015, 08:50:03 AM »
^ Yaaay!!
Miles for President :eusa_dance:

Let the Bumper Stickers, Buttons, and cheapie USB sticks begin!!  Heh heh heh.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4665 on: August 17, 2015, 08:22:31 PM »
Man tries to rob bank with a gun drawn on a piece of paper.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Man tries to rob bank with a gun drawn on a piece of paper

He should have just threatened the teller with his finger in his pocket.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4666 on: August 18, 2015, 01:05:08 PM »
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Man tries to rob bank with a gun drawn on a piece of paper

He should have just threatened the teller with his finger in his pocket.



The teller should have drawn an alarm button on the paper and pressed it.  Needless to say, it would be a silent alarm.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4667 on: August 19, 2015, 03:51:11 PM »
H2O croutons...my new favorite term.  ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4668 on: August 20, 2015, 02:57:57 AM »
Grandma's are cool.  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4669 on: August 20, 2015, 08:42:35 PM »


Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4670 on: August 21, 2015, 02:14:52 PM »
Now, There’s a Pop-Tart Beer  TIME.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Now, There’s a Pop-Tart Beer  TIME

'Barkeep! I'll have a Pop-tart flavored beer' said no one ever - Fortune

Possibly next?   Chocolate brownie beer,  mac & cheese beer, peanut butter & jelly sandwich beer. Is there bacon beer already?

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« Reply #4671 on: August 21, 2015, 07:22:13 PM »
Possibly next?   Chocolate brownie beer,  mac & cheese beer, peanut butter & jelly sandwich beer. Is there bacon beer already?

Hm-m-m ... I might be able to live with - as opposed to on - mac & cheese beer or bacon beer. :-\ :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4672 on: August 22, 2015, 09:56:05 PM »
H2O croutons...my new favorite term.  ;D
 (see attachment in previous post)
^Dr. Jeckyll took a few sips and became Mr. Hydrated. :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4673 on: August 23, 2015, 12:14:50 AM »
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Man tries to rob bank with a gun drawn on a piece of paper

He plead guilty to armed robbery? Was he actually armed? Details seem missing from the story.

Sounds more like someone who just wanted free room and board at the local prison.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4674 on: August 23, 2015, 05:38:26 AM »

He plead guilty to armed robbery? Was he actually armed? Details seem missing from the story.



I agree.  Details seem a bit sketchy.