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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4600 on: July 17, 2015, 03:00:22 AM »
Logical Fallacies, the illustrated guide. Nice.  :)

If you like logic, argumentation, and fallacies, you'll enjoy this:

http://imgur.com/a/QDbyt#0

Oh, and if you like football, that's a bonus too. :)
^luv it! (:
How about 'polidiotically correct'?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4601 on: July 18, 2015, 01:08:58 AM »


Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4602 on: July 18, 2015, 10:14:48 AM »

Heh I chose to adblock that image Ren for sanity's sake!

So what is that E-thingy symbol and what does the pic mean?


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4603 on: July 18, 2015, 10:21:00 AM »
So what is that E-thingy symbol and what does the pic mean?

E= Euro (€)
The image is about the fear of what would happen if Greece was pushed out of the Euro.
Search for - Greece Euro EU - that should give you lots of details.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4604 on: July 18, 2015, 11:50:51 AM »
So what is that E-thingy symbol and what does the pic mean?

E= Euro (€)
The image is about the fear of what would happen if Greece was pushed out of the Euro.
Search for - Greece Euro EU - that should give you lots of details.

Good enough to know! I might look it up later.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4605 on: July 18, 2015, 10:25:57 PM »


Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4606 on: July 19, 2015, 04:14:39 AM »
NASA just found something big hiding out behind Pluto.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    pluto tail.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

NASA just found something big hiding out behind Pluto

Pluto has a tail?                     Of course he has a tail!

Lobster ice cream.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Viagra ice cream.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Show your Maine spirit....       Who wants Viagra ice cream?
Eat lobster ice cream.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4607 on: July 19, 2015, 02:02:50 PM »
plutonium.jpg

My friend told me that Pluto wasn't considered a planet.
He must think I'm stupid or something,
Everyone knows he's a dog.

"It's a small world." said the Alien.
When he bumped into his old friend on Pluto.

As the space probe is nearing the end of its journey, one scientist is heard shouting, "What do you mean that isn't Pluto?!"

My friend was reading a science journal about the Solar System today.
Confused, he said to me "I thought Pluto was a planet? It isn't listed as one here, why's that?"
I think it's pretty self ex-planetary.

When scientists decided to down-grade Pluto from a 'planet' to a 'dwarf planet' in 2006 , I had to relearn everything I knew about Pluto.
Fortunately, the only thing I knew about Pluto was that it was a planet.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4608 on: July 19, 2015, 02:13:42 PM »
Not really humour, but while we're on Pluto... ;)



It goes over some of why Pluto is a dwarf planet.

Also, some estimates put the number of dwarf planets in our solar system around 50.

tl;dr - We don't know jack all about much of anything. :P
Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4609 on: July 20, 2015, 11:19:28 PM »
My friend told me that Pluto wasn't considered a planet.
He must think I'm stupid or something,
Everyone knows he's a dog

Pluto in Pluto.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

The people who run Far Horizons were afraid of a collision during the encounter. Were they afraid of hitting his doghouse or one of his chew toys? Shouldn't they have been afraid of it being chewed up or eaten?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4610 on: July 26, 2015, 12:01:50 AM »
Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene.
After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant on his cell phone.

"Hello, Sarge?"

"Yes"

"It looks like we have a homicide here."

"What happened?"

"A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir.  The floor is still wet."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4611 on: July 26, 2015, 08:42:31 PM »
Time travel is the only way to get a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4612 on: July 26, 2015, 11:33:16 PM »
Time travel is the only way to get a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.

Paradoxical ... if I went back and got her before he impregnated her with me, I wouldn't be here to go back and get her.  Not certain I'd want to do so anyway ... she made a great mom, but dunno that I'd have wanted her as my girl  :-\ :-\ :P.

P.S.
Reminds me of an old The Nelson Family segment, when Ricky got a date with Miss America (?!?),

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4613 on: July 27, 2015, 10:06:30 AM »
Time travel is the only way to get a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.

Paradoxical ... if I went back and got her before he impregnated her with me, I wouldn't be here to go back and get her.  Not certain I'd want to do so anyway ... she made a great mom, but dunno that I'd have wanted her as my girl  :-\ :-\ :P.

P.S.
Reminds me of an old The Nelson Family segment, when Ricky got a date with Miss America (?!?),

Hmm, if you dated and she got pregnant, you could become your own father.  Carry it one step further and we are stuck in an endless loop of "I am my own grandpaw."  I confess I am not a big country music fan so please don't do it.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4614 on: July 28, 2015, 09:48:29 AM »
Time travel is the only way to get a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.

Paradoxical ... if I went back and got her before he impregnated her with me, I wouldn't be here to go back and get her.  Not certain I'd want to do so anyway ... she made a great mom, but dunno that I'd have wanted her as my girl  :-\ :-\ :P.


Perhaps you could look up your best friend's mom...that best friend that grew up without a dad, with the hot mom you have only seen in an old photo.

Hey, it worked for Kyle Reese!


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« Reply #4615 on: July 28, 2015, 10:29:42 AM »
Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene.
After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant on his cell phone.

"Hello, Sarge?"

"Yes"

"It looks like we have a homicide here."

"What happened?"

"A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir.  The floor is still wet."

That must be an old joke. These days, they would just shoot her, without stepping a single foot on the wet floor.

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« Reply #4616 on: July 28, 2015, 01:55:22 PM »
That must be an old joke. These days, they would just shoot her, without stepping a single foot on the wet floor.

Not even setting foot inside the house.




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« Reply #4618 on: August 01, 2015, 01:55:48 AM »
A "Strange" pic posted by mouser on the other board:

Strange Pic!.jpg

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« Reply #4619 on: August 01, 2015, 07:50:25 AM »
I high school friend of mine had this poster on his wall.


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« Reply #4620 on: August 06, 2015, 12:13:52 PM »
 

2.5-year-old rides a motorcycle

Will your 2-year-old with a trike want a Harley now?

The US government reimbursed Buzz Aldrin $33 for his trip to the moon in 1969.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

The US government reimbursed Buzz Aldrin $33 for his trip to the moon in 1969

If he had tried to get paid for the miles to the moon and back(not to mention the miles in orbit while there), they would probably want him to pay for the trip.

If Superman was turned into a woman(many possibilities), would the villains start calling her "Clark Cunt"?
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« Reply #4621 on: August 07, 2015, 09:03:11 PM »
New York lawyer demands trial by combat because 'Game of Thrones' is real.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

New York lawyer demands trial by combat because ‘Game of Thrones’ is real

Sharona who - Here's what the inspirations for 7 love songs actually look like.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Sharona who? Here's what the inspirations for 7 love songs actually look like

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« Reply #4622 on: August 07, 2015, 09:16:45 PM »
Texas man shoots at armadillo, wounded by ricochet.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Texas man shoots at armadillo, wounded by ricochet

Clipboard01.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Man Stopped by Police in England for Driving to McDonald’s With Sheep in Backseat
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4623 on: August 08, 2015, 11:09:39 AM »
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Would you believe a 6-armed Spiderman? I guess in the comics the impossible as well as everything possible can happen.


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« Reply #4624 on: August 08, 2015, 01:02:24 PM »
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Would you believe a 6-armed Spiderman? I guess in the comics the impossible as well as everything possible can happen.
Maybe he's Hindu?!? :-\