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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4450 on: April 29, 2015, 06:56:33 AM »
Ath,
That's beyond epic!

<--- Language skillz failing. Maybe Renny can help?



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4451 on: April 30, 2015, 03:08:19 PM »
I don't know if this is real or if this guy is just faking, but...



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4452 on: April 30, 2015, 04:04:12 PM »
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Stutterbox is an online speech jamming app for Google Chrome. A speech jammer inhibits a user from speaking in coherent sentences due to the brain being confused by the slight delay in auditory feedback of the users own voice.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4453 on: April 30, 2015, 05:18:17 PM »
The Cheekiest Remarks of Hollywood's Golden Age Sex Symbols.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

The Cheekiest Remarks of Hollywood's Golden Age Sex Symbols

How Old Are You  Microsoft Tool Guesses Your Age.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

How Old Are You?  Microsoft Tool Guesses Your Age

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4454 on: May 01, 2015, 08:38:49 AM »
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The Cheekiest Remarks of Hollywood's Golden Age Sex Symbols

Nothing by Mae West

She was as cheeky as there was in her time.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4455 on: May 01, 2015, 01:52:12 PM »
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The Cheekiest Remarks of Hollywood's Golden Age Sex Symbols

Nothing by Mae West

She was as cheeky as there was in her time.


Excellent, thanks ! I like a lot "I have seen things and be places" transformed into "I have been things and see places". Or something like that.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4456 on: May 01, 2015, 02:52:35 PM »
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The Cheekiest Remarks of Hollywood's Golden Age Sex Symbols

Nothing by Mae West

She was as cheeky as there was in her time.


Excellent, thanks ! I like a lot "I have seen things and be places" transformed into "I have been things and see places". Or something like that.

I like the one:  "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."

I enjoyed some of the flicks with her and W.C. Fields  "Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4457 on: May 01, 2015, 03:32:38 PM »
I gotta go with Sophia Loren:
 "A woman's dress should be like a barbed wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view." – Sophia Loren

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4458 on: May 01, 2015, 05:47:22 PM »
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The Cheekiest Remarks of Hollywood's Golden Age Sex Symbols

Nothing by Mae West

She was as cheeky as there was in her time.

:huh: I wasn't going to click through, but since the picture Arizona Hot used to link to the slideshow had a Mae West quote on it, I had to see for myself if any of them included Mae West quotes.

Three of them did.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4459 on: May 01, 2015, 06:57:42 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4460 on: May 02, 2015, 07:59:46 AM »
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The Cheekiest Remarks of Hollywood's Golden Age Sex Symbols

Nothing by Mae West

She was as cheeky as there was in her time.

:huh: I wasn't going to click through, but since the picture Arizona Hot used to link to the slideshow had a Mae West quote on it, I had to see for myself if any of them included Mae West quotes.

Three of them did.

Guess my browser weirded out.  Likely I was still using MxNitro on a RamDisk when that happened.  I've chucked all that.  I'm glad she was included.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4461 on: May 02, 2015, 09:02:02 AM »
Data Recovery... (see attachment in previous post)
...Not Going to Happen!  :D

When you lack cool toys, data destruction can be done low-tech.



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4462 on: May 02, 2015, 09:28:02 AM »
Data Recovery... (see attachment in previous post)
...Not Going to Happen!  :D

When you lack cool toys, data destruction can be done low-tech.





I find this violence against pre-IA barely watchable... Call 0dx911 !!! ;-)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4463 on: May 02, 2015, 12:53:04 PM »
"I think you would look much better if you were invisible"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4464 on: May 02, 2015, 12:54:10 PM »
Data Recovery... (see attachment in previous post)
...Not Going to Happen!  :D

When you lack cool toys, data destruction can be done low-tech.


I'm not sure I'd trust the salt to make it that unreadable...and hammering the outside casing only warps the platters a bit. So for a low tech destruction on a drive that can't be electronically burned (or shot...), I go with disassembly, fold the platters in half by hand (surprisingly not that hard), and then hammer a sharp crease in the folded platter.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4465 on: May 02, 2015, 03:27:31 PM »
I'm not sure I'd trust the salt to make it that unreadable...and hammering the outside casing only warps the platters a bit. So for a low tech destruction on a drive that can't be electronically burned (or shot...), I go with disassembly, fold the platters in half by hand (surprisingly not that hard), and then hammer a sharp crease in the folded platter.

Then to securely quarantine the bits and pieces, put them in a shoulder bag.  Carry the bag on the MetroMover on Saturday Night in Miami.  It's better than incinerated at Cheyenne Mountain.  ;)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4466 on: May 02, 2015, 09:29:40 PM »
I'm not sure I'd trust the salt to make it that unreadable...and hammering the outside casing only warps the platters a bit. So for a low tech destruction on a drive that can't be electronically burned (or shot...), I go with disassembly, fold the platters in half by hand (surprisingly not that hard), and then hammer a sharp crease in the folded platter.

It's certainly not the best way, but entertaining. :)

The salt is just to increase electrical conductivity and help corrode it over time. They're at the bottom of a large garbage bin.

A few of them really did cave in nicely though. Not as deep as the shotgun blast though.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4467 on: May 03, 2015, 07:33:49 AM »
I'm not sure I'd trust the salt to make it that unreadable...and hammering the outside casing only warps the platters a bit. So for a low tech destruction on a drive that can't be electronically burned (or shot...), I go with disassembly, fold the platters in half by hand (surprisingly not that hard), and then hammer a sharp crease in the folded platter.

It's certainly not the best way, but entertaining. :)

Entertainment and catharsis are important, yes.


The salt is just to increase electrical conductivity and help corrode it over time. They're at the bottom of a large garbage bin.


...But this part was really more of a question. Like, for someone with professional data recovery equipment (and a 3 letter name..). What impact would the corrosion really have on the readability of the platters? I'd almost swear I'd seen it done on a DR companies promotional video somewhere.


A few of them really did cave in nicely though. Not as deep as the shotgun blast though.

Here again it's a question of professional DR folk being able to straighten the platter if the metal hasn't been deformed (as in silly putty level stretched) enough to alter the alignment.

Hell, even with the shotgun blowing a quarter sized hole in the platter (blue shirt visible through drive in blown up photo), TBH I'm not entirely sure pros couldn't glean something useful off the remaining (arguably) pristine section of the disk ... Because DR is nowhere near the center of my skillset.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4468 on: May 03, 2015, 01:39:57 PM »
The hammer is to get holes in the drive to let the salt-water in.  I would have used some sort of awl... but it seemed to work pretty good.

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« Reply #4469 on: May 03, 2015, 10:39:10 PM »
...But this part was really more of a question. Like, for someone with professional data recovery equipment (and a 3 letter name..). What impact would the corrosion really have on the readability of the platters? I'd almost swear I'd seen it done on a DR companies promotional video somewhere.


A few of them really did cave in nicely though. Not as deep as the shotgun blast though.

Here again it's a question of professional DR folk being able to straighten the platter if the metal hasn't been deformed (as in silly putty level stretched) enough to alter the alignment.

Hell, even with the shotgun blowing a quarter sized hole in the platter (blue shirt visible through drive in blown up photo), TBH I'm not entirely sure pros couldn't glean something useful off the remaining (arguably) pristine section of the disk ... Because DR is nowhere near the center of my skillset.

Hmm... given that... I do still have a few drives that I was going to give to 4wd, but he lives a ways away from here, and probably won't be able to make it over before we leave... so... NEW IDEA~! 8)

Back once I have evidence... ;)

The hammer is to get holes in the drive to let the salt-water in.  I would have used some sort of awl... but it seemed to work pretty good.

The hammer seemed more violent and entertaining. :D Next up may be more fun... we'll see though.

EDIT: Drat. Looks like they have those hex-star screws that I don't have a driver for. :(
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« Reply #4470 on: May 03, 2015, 10:48:20 PM »
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« Reply #4471 on: May 03, 2015, 11:10:14 PM »
Hmm... given that... I do still have a few drives that I was going to give to 4wd, but he lives a ways away from here, and probably won't be able to make it over before we leave...

Sorry about that ... and remember, you said you'd leave some kangaroo behind when you go.  :P

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EDIT: Drat. Looks like they have those hex-star screws that I don't have a driver for. :(

Use an allen key, or a small flat blade screwdriver, (a tap with a hammer can assist in resizing the "slot" in the screw ;) ).

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4472 on: May 04, 2015, 12:35:40 AM »
One word: Thermite.  :tellme:


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« Reply #4473 on: May 04, 2015, 01:19:53 AM »
One word: Thermite.  :tellme:

I suggested that but the hard part is the acquisition of the Al particles which would either involve a lot of grinding/filing or finding some paint supply that would be willing to sell it.

The PTB here go a long way to restrict our fun.