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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4300 on: March 19, 2015, 05:49:36 AM »
https://github.com/p...csteve/cloud-to-butt

And here is the results, on a serious, in-depth article on cloud computing. Try to read it with a straight face.  :D

https://dl.dropboxus...3/frenfit/mybutt.png

nope, couldnt read it with a straight face :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4301 on: March 19, 2015, 07:14:31 AM »
https://github.com/p...csteve/cloud-to-butt

And here is the results, on a serious, in-depth article on cloud computing. Try to read it with a straight face.  :D

https://dl.dropboxus...3/frenfit/mybutt.png

nope, couldnt read it with a straight face :D

I'll just mention the line "they just rent what they need from my butt".
Rent?!
:tellme:  :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4302 on: March 19, 2015, 02:47:05 PM »
And here is the results, on a serious, in-depth article on cloud computing. Try to read it with a straight face.  :D

https://dl.dropboxus...3/frenfit/mybutt.png

I'm only a few paragraphs in and already it's hilarious! Thanks! :Thmbsup:

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When I talk to executives about my butt, three questions always come up: Why will my butt be a big deal beyond the IT department? What are the main concerns and areas of skepticism, and how valid are they? And how should we get started?


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4303 on: March 19, 2015, 07:03:53 PM »
Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4304 on: March 21, 2015, 12:02:43 PM »
This is just, way, way, way, way out there... way out into beyond insanity land... Like, Cthulhu, move over... Insanity has a new master!

NSFL - has to do with blood - really, if you have a weak stomach, don't click -- links only inside - no images or anything

From here:

http://cuntbarf.tumb...es-i-am-not-entirely

Video explaining "Menstrual blood cookies! An explanation!":

https://vimeo.com/57814603

Pictures of...

http://imgur.com/a/hPJEZ



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4305 on: March 21, 2015, 04:39:52 PM »
Breastmilk...ok, I can still get why some people have/want an alternative use for that. But those pictures of ..., I have little to no words for them.



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4307 on: March 22, 2015, 02:55:33 PM »
 ... some days IE9 starts like this as well ..  ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4308 on: March 22, 2015, 03:04:22 PM »
Cloak a Cola

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4309 on: March 22, 2015, 03:09:59 PM »
...contrasting POV .. :)

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Army camouflage training
« Reply #4310 on: March 23, 2015, 05:57:08 AM »
Army camouflage training:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4311 on: March 24, 2015, 12:43:54 PM »

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Re: Army camouflage training
« Reply #4312 on: March 24, 2015, 01:03:40 PM »
Army camouflage training:
 (see attachment in previous post)

Heh.  That reminds me of the old "Wanna' see a fast draw?  Wanna' see it again?"  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4313 on: March 25, 2015, 05:53:14 PM »
How come chihuahas don't run on the snow?


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4314 on: March 26, 2015, 06:03:32 AM »
This is just batshit crazy...

These people are worried about being "triggered" by clapping. Really.

Trigger warning :P


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4315 on: March 26, 2015, 11:20:07 AM »
How would you like to be in a brain bank?

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That is run by zombies.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4316 on: March 26, 2015, 11:47:00 AM »
This is just batshit crazy...

These people are worried about being "triggered" by clapping. Really.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4317 on: March 26, 2015, 02:18:15 PM »
This is just batshit crazy...

These people are worried about being "triggered" by clapping. Really.


Anxiety inducing clapping:

https://www.youtube..../watch?v=PNXElmEUIJo

:D

(I know there are new entries, but this is the most anxiety inducing!) 


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4318 on: March 27, 2015, 05:54:57 AM »
"Free Depends" - HAHAHA!

Anxiety inducing clapping:

That was wild! You can't even see buddy's hands!







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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4320 on: March 30, 2015, 12:38:07 AM »
I apologise for this up front :-[

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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
   
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.  The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
   
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
   
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
 
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4321 on: March 30, 2015, 12:45:13 AM »
I apologise for this up front :-[

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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
...
 
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck"

They missed getting in the word "TurnPaahk"!
:D

But ya know, on a medium "straight man" level, "shaggy dog" jokes seem to have dramatically declined in the net age.

The last time I saw jokes with this kind of really big set up was in a British joke book for kids, I think from Harrod's, from the 1980's.

The net seems to like its jokes with "faster punchlines", whether it's Nyancat, or webcomics, or Youtube videos, or your choice of thirteen other things.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4322 on: March 30, 2015, 01:06:35 AM »
They missed getting in the word "TurnPaahk"!

though they can say 'FARRRRRRRRK' just fine ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4323 on: March 30, 2015, 03:50:53 PM »
Contextual advertising win? Or fail?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4324 on: March 30, 2015, 04:44:13 PM »
Definite win.