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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4275 on: March 04, 2015, 08:13:36 PM »
subliminal advertising?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4278 on: March 07, 2015, 12:30:47 AM »
Beyond "interesting", this is simply hilarious!

DO IT FOR DENMARK!



Seriously.

http://do-it-for-denmark.dk/

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Can sex save Denmark's future??

Denmark faces a crisis. Our birthrate is at a 27 year low. At Spies we’re concerned. Fewer Danes mean fewer to support the ageing population - and tragically, fewer holidaying with us. Research shows that Danes have 46% more sex on city holidays and since more sex equals the chance of more kids, we are prescribing a romantic city holiday to save Denmark’s future. Let's save the future of Denmark with romance!.

 :o

Now, that's a f***ing competition! :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4279 on: March 08, 2015, 08:38:21 AM »
I've got a book for you...

https://www.youtube....youtu.be&t=6m18s

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4280 on: March 09, 2015, 01:30:08 AM »
I am time traveling!  ;D

Screenshot - 3_9_2015 , 2_10_10 AM.png

I have been waiting for this laptop to let me know what an appropriate name for it would be. Now I know. TARDIS!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4281 on: March 11, 2015, 09:37:51 AM »
First shots fired at the Apple watch by ASUS with this tweet...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4282 on: March 11, 2015, 02:01:44 PM »
Math can be dangerous if you get caught in a hypoten-noose. Be careful freeing yourself with Occam's Razor, those things can be very sharp.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4283 on: March 11, 2015, 02:26:50 PM »
Math can be dangerous if you get caught in a hypoten-noose. Be careful freeing yourself with Occam's Razor, those things can be very sharp.

Not to mention combinatorial explosions.  One of those may be a block buster.  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4284 on: March 11, 2015, 08:53:35 PM »
Parody of actual news. The event is real.  8)

NSFW - language warning
http://www.thebeaver...d-town-bans-swearing

Shithole town bans motherfucking swearing

ALBERTA - Some fucking shitheaded municipality in butt-fuck nowhere Alberta has passed a tightassed ban on motherfucking swearing.

“We think this ban will make our youth more respectful,” said the tit-for-a-mayor of the backwater shithole he calls a town. “We have many problems with our kids using offensive language these days, so we’ll see how this ban goes.”

Many of the dimwitted local fucks think the goddamned ban is a great fucking idea along with a shitbrained youth curfew and increasing fines that will completely fuck-over young people and other ass-clowns.

However, some constitutional dickwad and complete asshole-lawyer thinks the fucking law will be struck down.

“It’s a clear violation of the Charter and our freedom to express ourselves in public,” explained the guy who clearly has a stick up his ass.

At press time, fuck you.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4285 on: March 12, 2015, 06:44:33 AM »
Ok, yet another riddle:

Q: What does a Professor of Ethics call Sexy Students who want an "A" but don't
    feel like studying?

A:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4286 on: March 12, 2015, 11:54:51 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4287 on: March 13, 2015, 03:57:16 AM »
Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4288 on: March 13, 2015, 06:50:23 AM »
^That'll make a fine companion product for the WankBank - Coming Soon to adult electronics shops everywhere!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4289 on: March 13, 2015, 07:21:21 AM »


Leaving aside the Apple vs knockoff jokes, let's just say they use a typical Chinese mp3 player - someone could really make this! It's the kind of awesome joke a bored millionaire or wife could really do.

The possibilities of this are hysterical! As would be the medical approval certificate report!
:Thmbsup:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4290 on: March 13, 2015, 11:11:26 AM »
The possibilities of this are hysterical!

Like accidental track changes while jogging..

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4291 on: March 13, 2015, 01:31:33 PM »
So-o-o ... how do you recharge the speaker  :-\?

Proximity?  Wave action (bobble)?  Friction?  Inquiring (salacious?) minds want to know  :P.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4292 on: March 13, 2015, 02:03:30 PM »
Recharge? Solar cells I'd expect... :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4294 on: March 14, 2015, 12:50:29 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4295 on: March 14, 2015, 08:48:25 AM »


Cripes... Some of those looked just plain dangerous!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4296 on: March 14, 2015, 03:55:45 PM »
^^ At first I thought it was one of those Tim Conway videos.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4297 on: March 18, 2015, 11:01:16 PM »
Old PSA...



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4298 on: March 19, 2015, 03:18:02 AM »
Yes, I installed this, and it's awesome!  ;D

Screenshot - 3_19_2015 , 12_18_12 AM.png
https://github.com/p...csteve/cloud-to-butt

And here is the results, on a serious, in-depth article on cloud computing. Try to read it with a straight face.  :D

https://dl.dropboxus...3/frenfit/mybutt.png

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4299 on: March 19, 2015, 03:37:59 AM »
Old PSA...


A rather odd tone for this one.

We've seen "this is your brain on drugs" and stuff.

This one gets into "which is your doctor meds" and which are "nasty drugs".