http://www.thebeaver...d-town-bans-swearingShithole town bans motherfucking swearing
ALBERTA - Some fucking shitheaded municipality in butt-fuck nowhere Alberta has passed a tightassed ban on motherfucking swearing.
“We think this ban will make our youth more respectful,” said the tit-for-a-mayor of the backwater shithole he calls a town. “We have many problems with our kids using offensive language these days, so we’ll see how this ban goes.”
Many of the dimwitted local fucks think the goddamned ban is a great fucking idea along with a shitbrained youth curfew and increasing fines that will completely fuck-over young people and other ass-clowns.
However, some constitutional dickwad and complete asshole-lawyer thinks the fucking law will be struck down.
“It’s a clear violation of the Charter and our freedom to express ourselves in public,” explained the guy who clearly has a stick up his ass.
At press time, fuck you.