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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4250 on: February 23, 2015, 05:19:59 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4251 on: February 27, 2015, 01:36:28 PM »
Can a solipsist you have imagined who doesn't believe in you cause you to not exist?

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Would you join the International Society of Solipsists?


   Solipsism proposes that your mind is the only one existing, and that everything is a projection of your mind. Nothing exists outside of your mind.

 With that laid out, the International Society of Solipsists is currently accepting applications for new members. All interested persons are invited to apply. The Society asks that you please send a brief Vita and three letters of recommendation from yourself.

 Purpose

 * To form a sense of community with other solipsists worldwide
 * To interact intellectually with fellow solipsists on a local, national, and international level
 * To convince others to become solipsists

 Activities

 * Official Anthem: "My Way"
 * Ethics symposium next fall: "The Me Generation"
 Followed by a reception in the Hall of Mirrors
 * Spring Seminar: "Minimizing Ontological Commitments

 The Society's call to action slogan is, Solipsists of the world, UNITE!
 The current membership count is 1.

 The Society wants more members. Would you consider joining?

Would you join the International Society of Solipsists?

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According to a film my wife saw in her philosophy class, Bertrand Russell received a letter from a woman who proclaimed herself a solipsist.

She went on to say that she was surprised that there weren’t more solipsists.

Besides myself (although I consider myself only a part-time solipsist icon_wink.gif), noted SF writer Robert A. Heinlein probably was one – at least he wrote several solipsist stories and even introduced the philosophy of “pantheistic multiperson solipsism” in his magnum opus, The Number of the Beast.

Possibly as a satire of this, Iain M. Banks features a band of solipsists in his Against A Dark Background. Here’s a slightly abridged dialogue between the book’s heroine, Lady Sharrow and the solipsist leader, Elson Roa:


“But if you’re God… why do you need the others?”

…he shrugged. “My apparences? They are the sign that my will is not yet strong enough to support my existence without extraneous help.”

…”What about the others? Do they – the apparences – call themselves God, too?”

“Apparently… um, apart from one, who’s an atheist.”

“Ah-ha”, she said, nodding slowly. “And what does this person call himself?”

“‘Me.'”

“… uh-huh.”

Solipsists of the world, unite!

Could Mouser be a solipsist?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4252 on: February 27, 2015, 02:14:09 PM »
Solipists unite!


Seems like the society would be highly inefficient.  Every person in attendance would have to take attendance even though it would always be 1.  Likewise all matters put to a vote would pass 1 to 0.  That is unless there are procedural rules requiring a quorum.  If the quorum is greater than 1 nothing would ever happen.

The single solipsist in attendance is likely to be a reformed procrastinator.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4253 on: February 27, 2015, 05:19:44 PM »
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three letters of recommendation from yourself.

I, I, and I.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4254 on: February 27, 2015, 05:35:47 PM »
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Now You Can Bake Girl Scout Cookies at Home

How many people here ever used an EasyBake Oven as a kid?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4255 on: February 27, 2015, 07:07:02 PM »
How many people here ever used an EasyBake Oven as a kid?
Not me, although my daughter got one as a gift several years ago. She and a babysitter tried it out the first time, but they weren't happy with the results. That might be due to the fact that we only had compact fluorescent bulbs available in the pantry.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4256 on: February 27, 2015, 07:19:53 PM »
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That might be due to the fact that we only had compact fluorescent bulbs available in the pantry.
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4257 on: February 27, 2015, 08:09:29 PM »
Can a solipsist you have imagined who doesn't believe in you cause you to not exist?

 :Thmbsup: Those were good!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4258 on: February 27, 2015, 09:17:14 PM »
This is hilarious, but NSFW:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4259 on: February 28, 2015, 11:35:35 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4260 on: February 28, 2015, 11:41:54 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4261 on: February 28, 2015, 01:13:46 PM »
Not far from the truth -  :(

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4262 on: February 28, 2015, 01:53:54 PM »
Speaking as a Floridian since 1967... ^That is NOT an exaggeration.

The Florida DMV's motto is: "God cares, so we don't have to".

 :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4263 on: February 28, 2015, 02:05:46 PM »
Speaking as a Floridian since 1967... ^That is NOT an exaggeration.

The Florida DMV's motto is: "God cares, so we don't have to".

 :D

The character count is all that is added.  Sadly... the rest is genuine...   ;D  ... including my comment.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4264 on: March 02, 2015, 11:48:31 AM »
Pot made me hungry, lazy and sometimes paranoid... but not stupid.   ;D

.. anomaly ..  ya think?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4265 on: March 02, 2015, 12:53:35 PM »
Pot made me hungry, lazy and sometimes paranoid... but not stupid.   ;D

.. anomaly ..  ya think?
 (see attachment in previous post)

It's still tough to beat "Up In Smoke" even after all these years.  Guys crossing the border in a van made of pot, searching LA for a bag of weed.  It was pure genius.  :)

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« Reply #4266 on: March 02, 2015, 01:04:35 PM »
Pot made me hungry, lazy and sometimes paranoid... but not stupid.   ;D

.. anomaly ..  ya think?
 (see attachment in previous post)

It's still tough to beat "Up In Smoke" even after all these years.  Guys crossing the border in a van made of pot, searching LA for a bag of weed.  It was pure genius.  :)

Not sure which movie this is -- funny though   ;D

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« Reply #4267 on: March 02, 2015, 01:51:04 PM »
Not sure which movie this is -- funny though

Same flick according to my search.  But the better line I thought was when the cop asks Chong for ID and he pukes in Cheech's lap.  The cop asks Cheech who Chong is.  He says "His name is Ralph man."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4268 on: March 02, 2015, 04:14:56 PM »
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Now that's hard water!  They're going to have to be careful using water softener on it because if you get an overdose you turn into a savage blob of protoplasm with no resistance to your hunger for bone.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4269 on: March 03, 2015, 04:45:36 AM »
You've heard "think of the children" but now the DEA wants you to "think of the bunnies!"

http://www.washingto...marijuana/?tid=sm_fb

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« Reply #4270 on: March 03, 2015, 01:06:29 PM »
You've heard "think of the children" but now the DEA wants you to "think of the bunnies!"

http://www.washingto...marijuana/?tid=sm_fb
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Fairbanks said that at some illegal marijuana grow sites he saw "rabbits that had cultivated a taste for the marijuana. ..." He continued: "One of them refused to leave us, and we took all the marijuana around him, but his natural instincts to run were somehow gone."

Possibly the bunny was just waiting for the bong to come back around?   :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4272 on: March 04, 2015, 01:23:49 PM »
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Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4274 on: March 04, 2015, 07:53:25 PM »
Meanwhile at a McDonalds drive-thru in Canada...


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