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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4200 on: February 03, 2015, 11:09:26 AM »

From another thread, posted here so not to drag that one into the mud!

"Adapt or die".

This just feels like it's made for one of those Meme Generators!


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4201 on: February 04, 2015, 12:02:52 PM »
From Twitter: "This is why I can't go on Wheel of Fortune RT @jmoneytooreal: luck be in the air tonight"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4202 on: February 04, 2015, 01:49:00 PM »
^ Ok, now that's hilarious!  Reminds me of the newlywed show episode where they were asked "Where have you wanted to make whoopie that you've not had the chance."  Of course, the answer was supposed to be a place... but one of the wives said "In the butt".  Hilarity ensued.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4203 on: February 04, 2015, 02:42:29 PM »
^ Ok, now that's hilarious!  Reminds me of the newlywed show episode where they were asked "Where have you wanted to make whoopie that you've not had the chance."  Of course, the answer was supposed to be a place... but one of the wives said "In the butt".  Hilarity ensued.



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4204 on: February 04, 2015, 03:14:48 PM »
Here's the meme-worthy head-bang:





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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4205 on: February 04, 2015, 06:21:49 PM »
You can teach a man to fish...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4206 on: February 06, 2015, 09:49:21 PM »
I'm not sure how funny this actually is.... :tellme:




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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4207 on: February 06, 2015, 10:57:30 PM »
 

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4208 on: February 07, 2015, 02:54:45 AM »
one of the wives said "In the butt".  



^ I read this yesterday, but didn't believe it. I simply couldn't understand how such a word would need to be beeped. Further more she was pronouncing the "the" as the before an a e i o u y, not as before a b.

I am a very slow thinker, so it took me a long time to understand that even your "quote" has been beeped. She was not saying "butt", but she was using the British word for a donkey...   It's all about that bass.  ( | ) 


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4209 on: February 07, 2015, 07:57:11 AM »
More of "The Conspiracy Guy"!  :Thmbsup:

Much of this will probably go over a lot of people's heads, but for the references that you do get, they're pretty funny.

Spoiler for 1 reference
Time reference cued: http://youtu.be/VVnkokDFSxg?t=1m31s

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Right) Hollywood.
Left) Magic wand.

A magic wand is ideally made of holly wood, i.e. the wood from a holly plant.

Here are some conspiracy links:

http://www.secretsin...magic-of-holly-wood/

http://genius.com/12...-from-the-holly-tree

The bit on Hollywood starts at about 1:50.



You can probably find even wilder (or crazier) stuff out there.




1 thing I got a kick out of...
The "reptilian alien" reference with the "They Live" allusion.  :Thmbsup:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4210 on: February 07, 2015, 01:23:46 PM »
Nothing like a refreshing soda to perk you--and your nostrils--up.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Zebra prints ARE in this year.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Next time you need somebody to stick their head in the sand, just call me.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4211 on: February 08, 2015, 07:03:40 PM »
Not silly, but technology:



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4212 on: February 09, 2015, 04:36:56 AM »
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I posted this here because if I posted it in "Interesting stuff" it would be too depressing.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4213 on: February 09, 2015, 04:39:22 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4214 on: February 09, 2015, 01:29:20 PM »
(see attachment in previous post)
Incredible Photos Captured In The Perfect Moment

I posted this here because if I posted it in "Interesting stuff" it would be too depressing.


Thor # 3 preview ?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4215 on: February 10, 2015, 06:06:48 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4216 on: February 11, 2015, 06:31:22 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4217 on: February 11, 2015, 06:50:35 AM »


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4218 on: February 11, 2015, 02:44:16 PM »
She unlocked his heart and left him. Now the key to his heart is 256 bytes long.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4219 on: February 11, 2015, 03:33:03 PM »
She unlocked his heart and left him. Now the key to his heart is 256 bytes long.

He is a cyborg now and his heart is plug-in replacable.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4220 on: February 11, 2015, 03:49:02 PM »
She broke his heart and left him. He is a cyborg now and doesn't have one.

"You gotta have heart!" -organ transplant ad

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4221 on: February 11, 2015, 05:05:23 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4222 on: February 12, 2015, 09:59:25 AM »
arrest warrant issued:

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« Reply #4223 on: February 12, 2015, 04:37:08 PM »
Even crocodiles need to let loose.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

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