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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4175 on: January 26, 2015, 05:15:42 PM »
How do you fit a thousand dead babies into one barrel?

I know this is just a joke--I'm not at all offended by it, nor am I complaining that you posted it--but I just didn't find it even remotely humorous, and I tend to find humor in morbid things.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4176 on: January 26, 2015, 05:38:24 PM »
How do you fit a thousand dead babies into one barrel?

I know this is just a joke--I'm not at all offended by it, nor am I complaining that you posted it--but I just didn't find it even remotely humorous, and I tend to find humor in morbid things.
And if one remove 'dead' from 'dead babies' ?  Just thinking out loud... I guess I may have listened too long to M. Manson...
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4177 on: January 27, 2015, 05:01:45 AM »
^^ That sort of grisly humour reminds me of this, which I think I posted to this thread to much acclaim, some time back:

Its alive - PPA (Marys Baby spoof).jpg

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For those who might not get it, it's a rather clever spoof of the horror movie "Mary's Baby".




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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4178 on: January 27, 2015, 09:52:10 AM »
^^ ... and I only came across this one the other day:

PPA abortion - Planned Parenthood 99th Birthday in 2015.jpg

Fortunately, black humour is alive and well in the US, it seems.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4179 on: January 27, 2015, 11:33:48 AM »
^^ That sort of grisly humour reminds me of this, which I think I posted to this thread to much acclaim, some time back:
 (see attachment in previous post)

For those who might not get it, it's a rather clever spoof of the horror movie "Mary's Baby".

Actually, it's just the poster for It's Alive (1974) with some text changed.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4180 on: January 27, 2015, 06:53:21 PM »
Ah! Thanks for correcting me on that @wraith808 - I had not known there was such a film, and thus assumed (apparently erroneously) that it was a spoof on "Rosemary's Baby". Your comment makes sense - e.g., I did wonder where the wicker baby basket came from, as that was not on the RB poster as far as I could recall (I last saw it many years back).
I looked up "It's Alive" on IMDB, and thought it seems like a silly horror movie. The theme of "a couple's infant child turns out to be a vicious mutant monster that kills when frightened" is replicated to some extent in the SF movie "Looper", where the boy child seems normal but is innocent and a telekinetic and cannot control his damaging powers when he is frightened. The surprising outcome in the story is that he is to be part of changed history (alternative futures) for the better.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4182 on: January 27, 2015, 09:49:32 PM »
Why are girls doing this to their bodies.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

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Why France won’t let you name your child ‘Nutella’ - The Washington Post

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4184 on: January 28, 2015, 04:21:21 AM »
Awww. Polar bears are sooo cute!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4185 on: January 28, 2015, 10:29:47 AM »
How do you fit a thousand dead babies into one barrel?

I know this is just a joke--I'm not at all offended by it, nor am I complaining that you posted it--but I just didn't find it even remotely humorous, and I tend to find humor in morbid things.

I suppose there's different humor points for different people.  There's been several things posted in the thread that I didn't particularly find funny.

* wraith808 shrugs

That's what's great about the ability to express yourself and such... everyone will find something that they like.  :Thmbsup:

onward!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4186 on: January 28, 2015, 10:58:25 AM »
@wraith808: OK, just out of interest, that's how many times now that you have been censured for making unfunny jokes?
Some people (not me, you understand) might say that there could be a message in there, but I couldn't possibly comment.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4187 on: January 28, 2015, 11:16:32 AM »
@wraith808: OK, just out of interest, that's how many times now that you have been censured for making unfunny jokes?
Some people (not me, you understand) might say that there could be a message in there, but I couldn't possibly comment.


Ummm... once?  Unless you're projecting your own experiences.  But of course, I couldn't possibly comment.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4188 on: January 28, 2015, 11:22:28 AM »
At this time of year we are being beset my mossies at night. I have purchased a couple of electronic fly-swatters that burn the little blighters up with a high voltage burst of electricity, on contact. Revenge.
However, there are limits to their use - e.g., little children should not get to use them as they could be hurt.

I was thus struck by the following piece of purportedly ancient Chinese wisdom that was emailed to me today by a friend:

The Great Lao-Tsu said "It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence ...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4189 on: January 28, 2015, 11:28:02 AM »
...Ummm... once?  Unless you're projecting your own experiences.  But of course, I couldn't possibly comment.
Nooo...not quite the point I was obliquely suggesting (though your response is a good one and gets half-way there).
Never mind.    8)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4191 on: January 28, 2015, 10:12:53 PM »
Awww. Polar bears are sooo cute!
 (see attachment in previous post)

You might want to put this behind a 'don't view while eating" spoiler.  :(

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4192 on: January 30, 2015, 09:52:00 AM »
Do you like BLT sandwiches?

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Bacon, Lettuce and Tornado


Be sure to burp after your meal in India and China to let your host know you have been well fed. If you’re a guest of the Inuit people, feel free to fart after eating to indicate your appreciation.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4193 on: January 30, 2015, 10:55:40 PM »
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14 Funniest Forms of Transportation

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« Reply #4194 on: January 30, 2015, 11:05:46 PM »
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The Walmart Exhibition – 23 Works Of Art

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4197 on: February 03, 2015, 02:45:44 AM »
The little blizzard that couldn't...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4198 on: February 03, 2015, 08:12:56 AM »
Not silly, but seriously twisted & sick humour...

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Go to /r/SuicideWatch and start downvoting everyone.


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I tripped across that subreddit and was reading through it. A lot of people in a lot of pain.

After quite a while, my dark side kicked in, and thought of mass downvoting when I saw someone actually downvoted a post.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4199 on: February 03, 2015, 09:35:44 AM »
But downvoting just means off-topic... so I don't get it.  Other than people misusing the meaning of down voting.