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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4125 on: January 17, 2015, 01:44:57 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4126 on: January 18, 2015, 09:28:57 AM »
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Some front hallways (mine) aren't all that less creepy, when lit.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4127 on: January 18, 2015, 12:08:37 PM »
...Crap, I can really respond to this properly without going radically outside the intent on the thread. Perhaps it would be better (easier/safer/more appropriate) if this tangent was moved to the basement.
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Sorry, I didn't wish to start an argument, it was simply that you made a bald statement of (I presume) POV that I could not see as necessarily being true, so I thought I would point that out, but by all means continue in the Basement if you think that will be "safer" and (say) prevent me from being shot with an AK-47, or something, as I sit at my keyboard...       (((:~>

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4128 on: January 18, 2015, 12:15:19 PM »
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 :-[ = me if you are serious.

Oh, I'm sorry. I hadn't realised you had deliberately removed the cat and put in a headstone as a joke. I just saw the cat wasn't clearly there, didn't notice the headstone, and simply thought it was a bad case of lossiness.

Belated har-de-har-har anyway.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4129 on: January 18, 2015, 05:30:38 PM »
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When I was a kid, I lived in the basement... so... good idea... :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4130 on: January 18, 2015, 11:05:47 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4131 on: January 19, 2015, 09:09:05 AM »
^^ Amusing, but probably unlikely. Those men are all pulling a wry face and appear to be looking down - presumably at where their respective brains are located. The dog, on the other hand, is not looking down or anywhere except at the camera, and anyway looks more like a puppy and would not be mature enough to mate at that age. He is probably merely pulling a wry face because someone photoshopped him or something tastes funny in his mouth. Maybe he has just eaten the household budgerigar and is wondering what to do with the feathers. You'd probably have to prise open his jaws to be sure.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4132 on: January 19, 2015, 09:11:50 AM »
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When I was a kid, I lived in the basement...

Really? Was that where your parents usually locked you up?  Enquiring minds need to know.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4133 on: January 19, 2015, 09:34:13 AM »
^^ Amusing, but probably unlikely. Those men are all pulling a wry face and appear to be looking down - presumably at where their respective brains are located. The dog, on the other hand, is not looking down or anywhere except at the camera, and anyway looks more like a puppy and would not be mature enough to mate at that age. He is probably merely pulling a wry face because someone photoshopped him or something tastes funny in his mouth. Maybe he has just eaten the household budgerigar and is wondering what to do with the feathers. You'd probably have to prise open his jaws to be sure.

Way to take the funny right out of a joke. I thought this was the silly humor thread, not the true stuff thread. Please excuse me if I posted it in the wrong place.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4134 on: January 19, 2015, 10:51:26 AM »
^^ Amusing, but probably unlikely. Those men are all pulling a wry face and appear to be looking down - presumably at where their respective brains are located. The dog, on the other hand, is not looking down or anywhere except at the camera, and anyway looks more like a puppy and would not be mature enough to mate at that age. He is probably merely pulling a wry face because someone photoshopped him or something tastes funny in his mouth. Maybe he has just eaten the household budgerigar and is wondering what to do with the feathers. You'd probably have to prise open his jaws to be sure.

Way to take the funny right out of a joke. I thought this was the silly humor thread, not the true stuff thread. Please excuse me if I posted it in the wrong place.

Agreed... seemed a needless addition to a pretty good joke.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4135 on: January 19, 2015, 11:56:10 AM »
I think you probably meant "...I can't really...".

Correct, and the extended discussion while it could be interesting...simply doesn't belong in this thread.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4136 on: January 19, 2015, 03:18:23 PM »
Looks more like a puppy that got a spoonful of peanut butter.  :P

And that is as much enjoyment for yourself and the dog. At least, I haven't met one dog being upset by this. 

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4137 on: January 19, 2015, 05:54:06 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4138 on: January 19, 2015, 06:16:11 PM »
@AFewPeople :)

I think you guys missed Iain's dry humour there. I got a chuckle out of it.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4139 on: January 19, 2015, 08:59:09 PM »
^^ As one of my friends (a teacher) said when I asked him how he enjoyed stimulating the minds of his students, "Some days you try, some days you sigh."

We all have different paradigms - e.g., I only belatedly got @crabby3's rather clever photo joke about the cat's headstone.

That's one of the reasons I rarely - if ever - criticise other peoples' jokes. That is, it could quite well be that I am missing the point of their joke entirely - and anyway, who am I to criticise? I usually find it a useful habit of mind to try and open up my mind a tad to the possible ways in which something that doesn't look/seem funny to me at first glance could perhaps be deemed to be funny from a different perspective, and then I might get the joke after all, maybe as a kind of pleasant surprise, instead of it going right over my head and being lost on me altogether.

Of course, one doesn't necessarily have to approve of a joke just because one might thus be able to understand what could be perceived - by some people - as being funny about it, but then, that goes back to the need to criticise and whether one feels the world must operate according to one's paradigms. For example, there is probably good reason to suppose that the Charlie Hebdo killers would not have seen, allowed, nor accepted that there was any humour whatsoever in the cartoons depicting Mohammed.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4140 on: January 19, 2015, 09:05:18 PM »
app, that photo made me laugh  ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4141 on: January 19, 2015, 09:24:48 PM »
^^ Yes, made me laugh too. Very good images. That's why I thought I would augment it!   ;)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4142 on: January 20, 2015, 04:08:17 AM »
Golfing buddy.
One Saturday, a keen golfer brings his best golfing buddy home for dinner at 6.30pm, after playing golf all afternoon, without warning his wife that he was bringing anyone home for dinner.

His wife goes ballistic, and yells her head off at her husband whilst his friend stands watching open-mouthed at the tirade.
 
"My bloody hair and make-up are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pyjamas and anyway I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!   Why the f*** did you bring him home without telling me first, you idiot?"

The husband answered, "Because he told me on the golf-course today that he's thinking of getting married!"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4143 on: January 20, 2015, 04:09:06 AM »
Golf genie.
One fine day in Ireland, a gentleman was out golfing and teed up his ball on the 16th hole. He smashed the golf ball with his driver. Unfortunately, his drive went into the woods. He walked down the fairway and went looking for his ball. After searching for a while, he found a little man unconscious with the golf ball lying next to him.

"Goodness," said the golfer, and proceeded to revive the poor little guy.

Upon awaking, the little guy said, "Well, you caught me fair and square. I am a leprechaun. I will grant you three wishes."

The man said, "I can't take anything from you. I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too badly."

The man then turned and walked away.

Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun thought to himself, "Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things that I would want. I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game, and a great sex life."

A year went by and the same golfer went golfing on the same course at the 16th hole. He hit his drive into the very same woods and went off searching for his ball. When he found the ball he saw the same little guy and asked how he was doing.

The leprechaun said, "I'm fine, and might I ask how your golf game is?"

"It's great! I hit under par every time."

"I did that for you. And might I ask how your money is holding out?"

The golfer said, "Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my hand in my pocket, I pull out a hundred pound note."

"I did that for you. And might I ask how your sex life is?"

The golfer looked at him a little shyly and said, "Well, maybe once or twice a week."

The leprechaun was floored and stammered, "Only once or twice a week?"

"Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4144 on: January 20, 2015, 04:11:55 AM »
Penguins.
Two penguins were standing on an iceberg.
One said to the other, "Radio".

(It's apparently what is described as "a Slovakian joke".)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4145 on: January 20, 2015, 04:25:42 AM »
I didn't get the Slovakia thing. So, I did a search. I ended up with this:



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4146 on: January 20, 2015, 05:29:47 AM »
I didn't get the Slovakia thing. So, I did a search...

No, I didn't get the Slovakian thing either. My 13 y/o daughter was told the joke by her Iranian friend (a girl), who apparently was told it by the Croatian father of one of her friends, or something.
I did a DuckGo search and after wading through the results I came to the conclusion that Slovaks seem to sometimes be the default nation to be the butt of jokes in some (mostly European?) countries. As far as I could determine, a lot of the jokes seemed to denigrate the Slovaks and were thus not very nice, but this one could be atypical because, whilst the implication would seem to be that Slovaks can't even tell a funny joke, the idea that a penguin might say "Radio" a propos of nothing, to another penguin standing nearby is preposterous, and therefore could be amusing. Anyway, for that reason, my daughter decided it was quite funny in and of itself and told it to me. My initial reaction though was "Huh? I don't get it."

I'd been sorting out my jokes database a bit today - hence the two golfing jokes - and thought I'd toss in the Slovakian one to see the effect, because it's kind of a case in point regarding what I wrote above:
...We all have different paradigms - e.g., I only belatedly got @crabby3's rather clever photo joke about the cat's headstone. ...
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4147 on: January 20, 2015, 06:56:44 AM »

From the other thread:

"Windows 10 to have a grand coming out party on January 21"

Start your graphics!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4148 on: January 20, 2015, 10:04:34 AM »
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When I was a kid, I lived in the basement... so... good idea... :P

...nasty place but .. friendly face   :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4149 on: January 20, 2015, 11:03:16 AM »
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Some front hallways (mine) aren't all that less creepy, when lit.
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The Sanity Error here is having only 1 handrail.   :(

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