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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4100 on: January 14, 2015, 05:57:22 PM »
I thought it looked familiar...it's a Facebook game.

http://www.game-insi.../en/games/my-country

Can these games be played offline?   When looking at 'Enchanted Realm', my first thought was "I wonder how many people play cross-gender?"

"I want a computer that will drive them crazy. I want a computer that will drive them mad." Number#1 song of mad scientists.  Apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp .

I believe they are all social games to be played online.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4101 on: January 14, 2015, 06:48:46 PM »
Do any women here get fe-mail?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4102 on: January 15, 2015, 03:37:20 AM »
Do any women here get fe-mail?
I dunno, but some of them probably get hotmail...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4103 on: January 15, 2015, 03:40:51 AM »
Grandpa gets an I-Pad ...
While a daughter is visiting her father and helping in the kitchen, she asks,
"Tell me dad, how are you managing with the new iPad we gave you for your birthday?"
This clip is spoken in German but it's easily understandable in any language.
 
http://www.snotr.com/embed/8965
http://www.snotr.com/video/8965

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4104 on: January 15, 2015, 04:34:04 AM »
Not sure whether this has been posted before.
I and my 4 ½ y/o son just spent about 10 minutes trying to find this cat in the photo. I had forgotten where it was.
I used a magnifying glass in the end, and that did the trick. Superb camouflage. The image is a bit bigger here, so that should help.

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« Last Edit: January 17, 2015, 10:23:09 AM by IainB, Reason: Added a ringed image. »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4105 on: January 15, 2015, 05:46:00 AM »
More great camo -

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4106 on: January 15, 2015, 06:20:51 AM »
 :(  is she near the shovel ?  ... gulp  RIP ?  :(

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4107 on: January 15, 2015, 11:46:12 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4108 on: January 15, 2015, 02:37:24 PM »
^So... Having a "Close Friend", that you like to "Get High" with...is now an inside joke..

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4109 on: January 15, 2015, 02:41:47 PM »
^So... Having a "Close Friend", that you like to "Get High" with...is now an inside joke..

 .. or maybe inside joke ..   :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4110 on: January 15, 2015, 02:45:22 PM »
^So... Having a "Close Friend", that you like to "Get High" with...is now an inside joke..

 .. or maybe inside joke ..   :)

Not my art btw -

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4111 on: January 15, 2015, 05:41:00 PM »
The next time you need to point out or be a grammar Nazi...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4112 on: January 15, 2015, 05:48:52 PM »
Isn't called the godwin point or something like that (sorry, late here, no time to google...).
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4113 on: January 15, 2015, 08:42:07 PM »
Isn't called the godwin point or something like that (sorry, late here, no time to google...).

Yes it is, and that's normally a Basement trigger. : )


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4114 on: January 15, 2015, 08:46:19 PM »
Eh... I think it depends on context.  And along those lines, silly humor from tosh.0

http://tosh.cc.com/v...s-it-racist----slurs

Low Quality version from youtube..


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4115 on: January 16, 2015, 09:51:23 AM »
almost lunchtime   :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4116 on: January 16, 2015, 11:30:40 AM »
Eh... I think it depends on context.  And along those lines, silly humor from tosh.0

http://tosh.cc.com/v...s-it-racist----slurs

Low Quality version from youtube..


Interesting experiment that is ... I think it speaks volumes about the current hyper-reactive -(PC)- trend our society has devolved into of looking for things to be offended by. Sure intent unknown some things might - by inflection - sound insulting...but racist?? No. Racist/sexist/elitist/whatever are all patterns of behavior, not terms or phrases.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4117 on: January 17, 2015, 12:14:12 AM »
How can you tell the sex of an ant?

Throw it in some water. Girls sink. And

if it floats...
it's boyant.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4118 on: January 17, 2015, 10:30:26 AM »
I have added a ringed image below the invisible cat picture above, so that you can spot the tabby cat there.
The image of the cat is not the clearest, but it is more easily seen with a magnifying glass (as opposed to digitally enlarging it). Sharpening it also helps, but that also distorts some of the image.
@crabby3: You must have copied and saved the image, resulting in some lossiness, so you can barely discern the cat in the lossy image.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4119 on: January 17, 2015, 11:02:34 AM »
Eh... I think it depends on context.  And along those lines, silly humor from tosh.0
http://tosh.cc.com/v...s-it-racist----slurs
Low Quality version from youtube..
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Interesting experiment that is ... I think it speaks volumes about the current hyper-reactive -(PC)- trend our society has devolved into of looking for things to be offended by. Sure intent unknown some things might - by inflection - sound insulting...but racist?? No. Racist/sexist/elitist/whatever are all patterns of behavior, not terms or phrases.
Yes, perception and political correctness. I think you could try to define these things as being "patterns of behaviour", but I'm not sure that psychologists would necessarily be able to agree with that without at least some better definition. The problem is that, in usage, such terms often seem to be merely clichéd ad hominem attacks - simplistic and pejorative labels which appear to be intended to force other people to maintain the labeller's paradigm or cognitive bias - i.e., it becomes mandatory that the thing being labelled be perceived in that light. If one does not perceive the thing in the "correct" light, then one is punished by the pejorative label being applied to oneself, either directly or by implication - e.g., "If you can't see that that is a racist thing to do/say, then you must be a racist also" (which is a non-sequitur). This would seem to be irrational.

The gun that the left will never ban - ad hominem labels.jpg

This reminded me of the following - seems a reasonably concise/accurate definition of "political correctness":
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."
(Texas A&M website)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4120 on: January 17, 2015, 11:19:14 AM »
Where can you get a new skull?
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The scullery.

scullery skú-lu-ree
Usage: Brit
1. A small room (in large old British houses) next to the kitchen; where kitchen utensils are cleaned and kept and other rough household jobs are done


Can you skulk without a skull?

Who was smarter? Mulder or Scully?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4121 on: January 17, 2015, 11:29:57 AM »
I have added a ringed image below the invisible cat picture above, so that you can spot the tabby cat there.
The image of the cat is not the clearest, but it is more easily seen with a magnifying glass (as opposed to digitally enlarging it). Sharpening it also helps, but that also distorts some of the image.
@crabby3: You must have copied and saved the image, resulting in some lossiness, so you can barely discern the cat in the lossy image.

 :-[ = me if you are serious.

Truthfully i couldn't find the feline at first... but found her during my edit of your pic.  Please compare your pic to mine.  There is no cat in mine.
But there is an added grave marker, a pile of dirt and rocks hiding the tabby.   :)

p.s. if persons cannot find a creature in my grey-branches 'more great camo' pic... i really don't give a hoot.   ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4122 on: January 17, 2015, 12:15:20 PM »
The next time you need to point out or be a grammar Nazi...

...in the same vein(or is that artery?)
  
EVERYTIME I SEE SOMEBODY SPELL A WORD WRONG .jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Grammar nazis on the internet.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Grammar Nazis.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Grammar.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   I don't judge people based on race, creed, colour or gender..jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   When comforting a grammar nazi.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4123 on: January 17, 2015, 12:44:46 PM »
Yes, perception and political correctness. I think you could try to define these things as being "patterns of behaviour", but I'm not sure that psychologists would necessarily be able to agree with that without at least some better definition. The problem is that, in usage, such terms often seem to be merely clichéd ad hominem attacks - simplistic and pejorative labels which appear to be intended to force other people to maintain the labeller's paradigm or cognitive bias - i.e., it becomes mandatory that the thing being labelled be perceived in that light. If one does not perceive the thing in the "correct" light, then one is punished by the pejorative label being applied to oneself, either directly or by implication - e.g., "If you can't see that that is a racist thing to do/say, then you must be a racist also" (which is a non-sequitur). This would seem to be irrational.

The psychologists are right to object to things as vague as "patterns of behavior". That's a slightly aggressively creepy way for putting a negative slant on anything that isn't "crazier than a nutcase loon playing a chaotic random D&D character in real life"!

:tellme:

I'll try to add a new angle: political correctness especially pays overt attention to the differences between denotation and connotation, and also creates "excluded middle" fallacies. So you don't have to see things in the PC label's context, but it then forces you to then use it as the "anti" opposite.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #4124 on: January 17, 2015, 01:09:23 PM »
Yes, perception and political correctness. I think you could try to define these things as being "patterns of behaviour", but I'm not sure that psychologists would necessarily be able to agree with that without at least some better definition. The problem is that, in usage, such terms often seem to be merely clichéd ad hominem attacks - simplistic and pejorative labels which appear to be intended to force other people to maintain the labeller's paradigm or cognitive bias - i.e., it becomes mandatory that the thing being labelled be perceived in that light. If one does not perceive the thing in the "correct" light, then one is punished by the pejorative label being applied to oneself, either directly or by implication - e.g., "If you can't see that that is a racist thing to do/say, then you must be a racist also" (which is a non-sequitur). This would seem to be irrational.

The psychologists are right to object to things as vague as "patterns of behavior". That's a slightly aggressively creepy way for putting a negative slant on anything that isn't "crazier than a nutcase loon playing a chaotic random D&D character in real life"!

:tellme:

I'll try to add a new angle: political correctness especially pays overt attention to the differences between denotation and connotation, and also creates "excluded middle" fallacies. So you don't have to see things in the PC label's context, but it then forces you to then use it as the "anti" opposite.

Crap, I can really respond to this properly without going radically outside the intent on the thread. Perhaps it would be better (easier/safer/more appropriate) if this tangent was moved to the basement.