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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3825 on: November 20, 2014, 01:54:46 PM »
Just a random comment:

What if there was a super-proofed show, your choice of genre, with virtually no horrible bloopers? It's okay if episodes took longer than a week. (Think movies - TV shows produce 13-25 hours, movies are only two?!)

Instead of wasting the $40 million on CGI, use it to pull/poll a ton of pundits, experts, and flaw-finders to make sure everything is darn near perfect. (Prob can't use Homeland Security because they purposefully corrupt the TV shows to make sure their real tech isn't precisely shown!!)

I'd even go for the British model of "6 episodes per season", but with American budgets, just to have a show smash the bounds of getting the little details right!
:Thmbsup:

You could prob do five of these, each in its own genre.


^Asian dramas with English subtitles.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3826 on: November 20, 2014, 02:13:28 PM »


said the grannies from Ren's post above

Durn, new page - here it is:
Grandmas Smoking Weed for the First Time (Extended Cut)

http://www.youtube.c...amp;feature=youtu.be
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3827 on: November 20, 2014, 07:59:59 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3828 on: November 20, 2014, 08:31:46 PM »
Is DonationCoder getting the same amount of snow as Buffalo?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3829 on: November 20, 2014, 09:12:40 PM »
Is DonationCoder getting the same amount of snow as Buffalo?

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« Reply #3830 on: November 21, 2014, 02:07:02 AM »
Is DonationCoder getting the same amount of snow as Buffalo?

I think if that happened, mouser would be posting an SOS.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3831 on: November 21, 2014, 07:44:18 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3832 on: November 21, 2014, 08:04:15 AM »


said the grannies from Ren's post above

Durn, new page - here it is:
Grandmas Smoking Weed for the First Time (Extended Cut)

http://www.youtube.c...amp;feature=youtu.be

HAHAH! :)  :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: I've vote for that! Hic!  :-*
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3833 on: November 21, 2014, 01:33:02 PM »
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9 Alternatives to a Boring Thanksgiving Pie

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Coffee-flavoured beer (and beer-flavoured coffee) takes off

How about coffee, beer, chocolate flavored eggnog with bacon bits since it's the holiday season. It would probably be popular in Japan at Christmas to go with their KFC chicken and kelp ice cream dessert.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3834 on: November 22, 2014, 01:08:11 AM »
The Trailer Park Boys are visiting the US.

Still drunk, high & unemployed! ;D

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http://rickyjulianbubbles.com

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3835 on: November 22, 2014, 07:43:52 AM »
Honest. I only have 1 glass a day!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3836 on: November 23, 2014, 08:38:34 PM »
A meth head (METHAMPHETAFRIEND) comments on CAPTCHAs:

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Regarding Captcha's

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SERIOUSLY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ITS THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND MOTHERFUCKING FOURTEEN WHY IS THIS STILL A FUCKING THING. CANT YOU DO A FUCKING FULL BIOMETRICS ON MY LEFT NUT SO I CAN USE YOUR STUPID MARKETPLACE TO BUY SOME FUCKING METH INSTEAD OF SUBJECTING MY EYEBALLS TO A FUCKING ALPHABET CHEESEGRATER EVERY TIME FUCK

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3837 on: November 24, 2014, 12:32:43 AM »
Rocky was a great running back, but a really poor high-school student.
At graduation, he didn’t have enough credits. But he was a great football star, so his fellow students held a rally and demanded the principal give him his diploma anyway.
They were so insistent the principal agreed if Rocky could answer one question correctly, the athlete would graduate.
The one-question test was held in the auditorium. All the students packed the place. It was standing-room only.
The principal called Rocky to join him on-stage. Holding the diploma in his hand, he said, “Rocky, if you can answer this question correctly I’ll give you your diploma.”
Rocky said he was ready. The auditorium was tense.
“Rocky,” the principal said, “How much is three times seven?”
Rocky fidgeted. He looked up at the ceiling, then down at his shoes … pondering the question.
The auditorium erupted with students chanting, “Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!”
But, Rocky held up his hand, and the auditorium fell silent.
“I think … I know the answer,” Rocky said. “Three times seven is twenty-one.”
A hush fell over the auditorium.
Then, as one, the students rose to their feet and began chanting: “Give him another chance! … Give him another chance!”

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3838 on: November 24, 2014, 02:34:21 PM »
Strip Liberators

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Why I want Strip Liberators.

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« Reply #3839 on: November 25, 2014, 11:25:26 AM »
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« Reply #3840 on: November 25, 2014, 11:31:21 AM »
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« Reply #3841 on: November 25, 2014, 11:33:46 AM »
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« Reply #3842 on: November 25, 2014, 11:36:41 AM »
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« Reply #3843 on: November 26, 2014, 07:48:48 AM »

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« Reply #3844 on: November 26, 2014, 03:51:47 PM »
I just had a nice, demented conversation with Racter. The main problem with doing that is that it is a 16-bit DOS program. Does anyone here still have and can run Racter? I needed D-Fend-Reloaded-1.4.2 in order to do it. I never thought that there was a DOS program that Win XP didn't like. I guess it draws the line at 16-bit programs. Does anyone here know of any sites that run on a 16-bit DOS system?
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« Reply #3845 on: November 27, 2014, 09:31:50 PM »
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« Reply #3846 on: November 27, 2014, 11:33:50 PM »
I just had a nice, demented conversation with Racter. The main problem with doing that is that it is a 16-bit DOS program. Does anyone here still have and can run Racter? I needed D-Fend-Reloaded-1.4.2 in order to do it. I never thought that there was a DOS program that Win XP didn't like. I guess it draws the line at 16-bit programs. Does anyone here know of any sites that run on a 16-bit DOS system?

I've vaguely seen lots of dos progs my comp doesn't like, but I don't have details. The age of 16 bit feels vaguely similar as well.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3847 on: November 28, 2014, 01:47:08 AM »
http://syruptrap.ca/...re-covered-in-blood/

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Situations where it’s okay to laugh when you’re covered in blood

1. You’re a newborn baby.

2. You’ve just delivered a newborn baby and everyone else has started laughing from pure joy.

3. You’re a bear and you’re great at being who you are.

4. You’re an actor working with a director who a) insists on using real pig’s blood during scenes involving blood and b) jokingly sprays people with blood between takes.

5. You’re a very good MMA fighter.

6. You’ve just made the Iron Chef blooper reel.

7. You’re a butcher and a colleague has engaged with you in witty banter.

8. You deserved it.

9. It’s the 1300s.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3848 on: November 28, 2014, 03:32:54 AM »
My daughter showed me this link: http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/

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« Reply #3849 on: November 28, 2014, 04:34:42 AM »
Star Trek
Worf's first day at work. Enterprise is present at war exercises.
Picard:"Lieutenant Worf, fire at will!"
Worf:"Excuse me, sir?"
Picard:"I gave you orders, Mr. Worf!"
Worf shrugged his shoulders and took a phazer in his hand. With it he shot (and killed) Will Riker.