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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3800 on: November 16, 2014, 04:21:12 AM »
^ BWAHAHAHAHA~! Those were good! A lot reminded me a bit of jokes from Dave Allen. :)  :Thmbsup: Sigh... God love a good battle-axe joke - they'll split your sides!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3801 on: November 16, 2014, 04:02:59 PM »
This would be a great prank to play on someone. Do this to all their eggs and put them back in the fridge, without cooking them.  :D


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3802 on: November 16, 2014, 10:22:51 PM »
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

TemperatureNot CanadaCanada
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)Californians shiver uncontrollably.Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)Floridians buy down parkas and cry a lot...Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0° C)American water freezesCanadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)Carbon dioxide freezes & makes dry ice.Canadians pull down their earflaps & zip up their parka.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)Ethyl alcohol freezes.Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.Canadians start saying "pretty cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)Hell freezes over.The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3803 on: November 16, 2014, 10:28:26 PM »
This would be a great prank to play on someone. Do this to all their eggs and put them back in the fridge, without cooking them.  :D



I SOOOO have to try that! :D  :Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3804 on: November 17, 2014, 06:25:56 AM »
I SOOOO have to try that! :D  :Thmbsup

My husband made me promise not to.  ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3806 on: November 17, 2014, 06:42:32 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3807 on: November 18, 2014, 01:12:43 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3808 on: November 18, 2014, 01:15:53 AM »
^  :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup:

That belongs in the code humour thread!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3809 on: November 18, 2014, 02:40:11 AM »
^  :Thmbsup: ...

That belongs in the code humour thread!

Done!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3810 on: November 18, 2014, 06:55:16 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3811 on: November 18, 2014, 09:47:51 AM »
Just going to leave this here.. I'm sure many of you know the feeling.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3812 on: November 18, 2014, 11:16:30 AM »
I made this:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3813 on: November 18, 2014, 02:23:04 PM »
I made this:
 (see attachment in previous post)

Very droll, thanks. The only comment I could suggest is the quote:
"You didn't make that!"
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3814 on: November 18, 2014, 06:42:59 PM »
I made this:
 (see attachment in previous post)

Very droll, thanks. The only comment I could suggest is the quote:
"You didn't make that!"
 ;)


BWAHAHAHAHA~~~!!!  :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3815 on: November 19, 2014, 01:36:10 AM »
I made this:
 (see attachment in previous post)

Very droll, thanks. The only comment I could suggest is the quote:
"You didn't make that!"
 ;)

(Note that even though I quoted you, IanB, this isn't necessarily meant as a direct reply to you. The quote was just to give context to what I'm blabbering on about.)

It's a satire on the mindset of people who--especially with the anonymity of the internet--claim someone else's work as their own. There's a difference between saying "Isn't this cool?" and not attributing the proper source, and saying "Look at this cool thing I made." Claiming other people's work as your own is just inexplicable. :huh:

And full disclosure just in case it wasn't clear: I didn't actually make that image. I was just playing along with the joke. (c:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3816 on: November 19, 2014, 01:49:35 AM »
I've been in that situation.  I used to draw cartoon hot rods and super heroes and etc. during my junior high/early high school years (fairly typical) and I can name (first and last!) two kids who took my drawings and passed them off as their own.  I know now that it was just a stupid kid thing to do (making it more pathetic when adults do it), but there's a weird sense of betrayal that goes with it that you can't quite describe.  
To save face and reclaim my stolen notoriety, I went around drawing stuff for people *on the spot* to prove I was the original artist.  :(

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« Reply #3817 on: November 19, 2014, 07:54:54 AM »
I made this:
 (see attachment in previous post)

Very droll, thanks. The only comment I could suggest is the quote:
"You didn't make that!"
 ;)

(Note that even though I quoted you, IanB, this isn't necessarily meant as a direct reply to you. The quote was just to give context to what I'm blabbering on about.)

It's a satire on the mindset of people who--especially with the anonymity of the internet--claim someone else's work as their own. There's a difference between saying "Isn't this cool?" and not attributing the proper source, and saying "Look at this cool thing I made." Claiming other people's work as your own is just inexplicable. :huh:

And full disclosure just in case it wasn't clear: I didn't actually make that image. I was just playing along with the joke. (c:

I think @IainB made a subtle reference there that you missed. Probably best to PM for what it is. ;) But it was simply hilarious!
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« Reply #3818 on: November 19, 2014, 08:12:38 PM »
@40hz - This one's for you! ;D



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3819 on: November 19, 2014, 11:16:02 PM »
I wondered what that thing was called...
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« Reply #3820 on: November 20, 2014, 06:25:52 AM »
Radio call-in in Saskatchewan regarding weather forecast (NSFW):

http://www.cbc.ca/m/...o-listener-1.2840916

MP3: http://thumbnails.cb...rage.mp3__214745.mp3

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3821 on: November 20, 2014, 07:21:13 AM »
Somebody shipped 90 pounds of marijuana to the WRONG ADDRESS!!

And this is why you dog-fooding can be bad sometimes. :P
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« Reply #3822 on: November 20, 2014, 08:38:57 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3823 on: November 20, 2014, 10:19:34 AM »

Just a random comment:

What if there was a super-proofed show, your choice of genre, with virtually no horrible bloopers? It's okay if episodes took longer than a week. (Think movies - TV shows produce 13-25 hours, movies are only two?!)

Instead of wasting the $40 million on CGI, use it to pull/poll a ton of pundits, experts, and flaw-finders to make sure everything is darn near perfect. (Prob can't use Homeland Security because they purposefully corrupt the TV shows to make sure their real tech isn't precisely shown!!)

I'd even go for the British model of "6 episodes per season", but with American budgets, just to have a show smash the bounds of getting the little details right!
:Thmbsup:

You could prob do five of these, each in its own genre.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3824 on: November 20, 2014, 11:32:25 AM »

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