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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3775 on: November 11, 2014, 07:01:50 AM »
Amazon Echo: What Amazon says about their new whatchamacallit thingie - Amazon Echo is designed around your voice. It's always on—just ask for information, music, news, weather, and more. Echo begins working as soon as it hears you say the wake word, "Alexa." It's also an expertly-tuned speaker that can fill any room with immersive sound.

Here's a funny remix that shows what Echo might do.

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Hahaha! That was very cute! :)

I worked on a large AI voice project a while back. It was fun, but I didn't exactly get to work in anything quite like what was in that video. (Though I really would have LOVED to have gone FUBAR on some things! I had countless thousands of ways to generate responses...) But, I actually ended up sanitising a lot of potentially offensive stuff... Not that I wanted to... sigh...
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3776 on: November 11, 2014, 10:51:58 AM »
J-Mac,   ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3777 on: November 11, 2014, 04:26:48 PM »
Noel Coward wanted to change his name to Noel Hero, all the judge said was "Really? Have you looked at a mirror lately?".
http://forums.online...hp/t-113510-p-2.html

The following is the result of my search for Noel Claus and his brother Escape. Escape is a divorce lawyer who doesn't work for milk and cookies, they're a fringe benefit. Santa collects them for him on his route and give the people coal in their stockings if they provide poison or prank cookies(He can tell, he's Santa Claus). He leaves him the bag on his way home and Escape eats them the whole year. He thinks his female clients provide fancier cookies generally.

Clipboard01.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Obviously a disgruntled ex-husband.

Day 352  Flickr - Photo Sharing!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3778 on: November 12, 2014, 03:11:55 PM »
Gas powered flashlight.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
Gas powered flashlight

Your Romantic Nighttime Photos of the Eiffel Tower Violate Copyright Laws.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Your Romantic Nighttime Photos of the Eiffel Tower Violate Copyright Laws

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3779 on: November 13, 2014, 04:40:56 PM »
The story behind Star Wars from the Empire's perspective...

Luke Skywalker terrorist.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3780 on: November 13, 2014, 06:10:40 PM »
The story behind Star Wars from the Empire's perspective...
 (see attachment in previous post)


You do realize you just took a big shit in you own conspiracy theorist's Easter Basket...Right??

 :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3781 on: November 13, 2014, 07:40:16 PM »
Things IT people never say:



"Well, that upgrade went smoothly..."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3782 on: November 13, 2014, 07:49:28 PM »
The story behind Star Wars from the Empire's perspective...
 

I got your Luke's Change right here...



« Last Edit: November 13, 2014, 09:33:45 PM by Edvard, Reason: Totally retconned my posts »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3783 on: November 13, 2014, 07:56:11 PM »
nice find edvard.   very clever  :up:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3784 on: November 13, 2014, 09:13:00 PM »
More where that came from:

Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star attack an inside job?
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Like many citizens, I have many questions that I would like answered: was the mighty Imperial government really too incompetent to prevent a handful of untrained nerf-herders from destroying one of their most prized assets? Or are they hiding something from us? Who was really behind the attack? Why did they want the Death Star destroyed? No matter what the answers, we have a problem.

Below is a summary of my book, Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack, which presents compelling evidence that we all may be the victims of a fraud of immense proportions.



I like the first video better, but the more the merrier!
« Last Edit: November 13, 2014, 09:41:25 PM by Edvard, Reason: Yeah, retcon it is... »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3785 on: November 13, 2014, 11:07:14 PM »
Clipboard01.jpg

Am I the only person getting this?

It seems to be an IE 11 problem. I don't have this problem in Chrome 38.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3786 on: November 13, 2014, 11:36:32 PM »
Things IT people never say:

"Well, that upgrade went smoothly..."

"Yes, your laptop is waterproof."


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3787 on: November 14, 2014, 06:30:07 AM »
10 Hours of Princess Leia Walking in NYC



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3788 on: November 14, 2014, 06:56:08 AM »
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Am I the only person getting this?

It seems to be an IE 11 problem. I don't have this problem in Chrome 38.

Played fine for me in IE 11.

I frequently suggest kicking it just to get a laugh out of people and/or to get a rough approximation of the device's location/environment without having to play 20 questions.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3789 on: November 14, 2014, 10:24:36 AM »
Played fine for me in IE 11.

I think the source is the latest Window Update(last Wednesday). It only seems to be a small problem and only here.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3790 on: November 14, 2014, 12:25:15 PM »
Played fine for me in IE 11.

I think the source is the latest Window Update(last Wednesday). It only seems to be a small problem and only here.

Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3791 on: November 15, 2014, 12:36:47 AM »
Played fine for me in IE 11.

I think the source is the latest Window Update(last Wednesday). It only seems to be a small problem and only here.

Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.
Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.

Are you sure it isn't because you are a very strange person?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3792 on: November 15, 2014, 07:49:14 AM »
Played fine for me in IE 11.

I think the source is the latest Window Update(last Wednesday). It only seems to be a small problem and only here.

Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.
Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.

Are you sure it isn't because you are a very strange person?

That's not the prevailing theory...but I'm not ruling anything out just yet.. :)

I had MS EMET on a very aggressive setting, so I'm guessing that it just was not allowing some post update first run modification to the browser. So I disabled its checks for IE briefly to get it to load, and then re-enabled them. *Shrug* All is fine now, so I'm just going to go with it for the moment.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3793 on: November 15, 2014, 08:22:36 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3794 on: November 15, 2014, 02:21:10 PM »
Played fine for me in IE 11.

I think the source is the latest Window Update(last Wednesday). It only seems to be a small problem and only here.

Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.
Just got the updates caught up and tried again. It still plays. Although I had to disable MS EMET to get IE to load for some (very strange) reason.

Are you sure it isn't because you are a very strange person?

That's not the prevailing theory...but I'm not ruling anything out just yet.. :)

I had MS EMET on a very aggressive setting, so I'm guessing that it just was not allowing some post update first run modification to the browser. So I disabled its checks for IE briefly to get it to load, and then re-enabled them. *Shrug* All is fine now, so I'm just going to go with it for the moment.

Negative Electrostatic Charisma?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3795 on: November 15, 2014, 07:10:24 PM »
The story behind Star Wars from the Empire's perspective...
 (see attachment in previous post)


You do realize you just took a big shit in you own conspiracy theorist's Easter Basket...Right??

 :D

It's still funny! ;D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3796 on: November 15, 2014, 10:23:04 PM »
Negative Electrostatic Charisma?

What happens if you bump into someone with Positive Electrostatic Charisma? Do you both become absolute nerds?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3797 on: November 15, 2014, 10:28:06 PM »
Negative Electrostatic Charisma?

What happens if you bump into someone with Positive Electrostatic Charisma?

All your stuff starts working perfectly again, for no explainable reason?

Or all their electronics suddenly blow up?  :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3799 on: November 16, 2014, 02:48:27 AM »
Man says , "Mick, what ya talkin into an envelope for?".
"I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!"
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Man says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."
"Blow that" says Mick, have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
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Mick takes 18 men-friends to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?"
Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a
vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
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I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.
As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a
coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.
I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!
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My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to
our local pet shop and they were £70!!!
Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
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I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could
check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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I start a new job in Seoul next week.
I thought it was a good Korea move.
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I was driving this morning when I saw a parked RAC van.
The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.
I thought to myself, that guy's heading for a breakdown.
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you
believe that 2:30am?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
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I was explaining to my husband last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
He said he would like to come back as a chimpanzee.
I said "You're obviously not listening."
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My husband has been missing a week now.
Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been to the charity shop to get all his clothes back.
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The wife was counting all the 5ps and 10ps out on the kitchen table
when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for
no reason.  I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."
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When I was in the pub I heard a couple of plonkers saying that they
wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman.
What a pair of sexists. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse
the bloody thing!
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Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter', who has stabbed six
people in the rear with a knitting needle in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be
following some kind of pattern.
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Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!
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