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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3626 on: October 14, 2014, 03:03:58 PM »
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Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3627 on: October 14, 2014, 04:38:44 PM »
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Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

Or turtles that are still too young to leave home.  :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3628 on: October 14, 2014, 04:46:32 PM »
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Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

Or turtles that are still too young to leave home.  :P

That's a great scenario! Grow up to be ninjas!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3629 on: October 14, 2014, 04:49:03 PM »
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Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

Or turtles that are still too young to leave home.  :P

That's a great scenario! Grow up to be ninjas!

Turtles are always too young to leave home, even if they are 100 years old. They carry it with them wherever they go.  :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3630 on: October 14, 2014, 05:50:41 PM »
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Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

Or both!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3631 on: October 15, 2014, 04:34:49 AM »
Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

Or cereal-killers.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3632 on: October 15, 2014, 06:50:50 AM »
Ah, the multiverse, where there are versions of you who are serial killers or bimbos.

Or cereal-killers.

They're in a band with Zarbizarre!

http://www.last.fm/m...eaks+mix+(on+a+stick) <--- great mix!
https://soundcloud.com/cerealkillaz

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3633 on: October 15, 2014, 03:38:07 PM »


Radio-controlled paper plane.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3634 on: October 15, 2014, 09:35:41 PM »
Anyone want to have me over? :3

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3635 on: October 16, 2014, 01:31:11 AM »
Anyone want to have me over? :3

Sure, but just once. :P


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3636 on: October 16, 2014, 02:52:26 PM »
I have heard this as a joke before, except instead of 5 pages of S, it was a few gigabytes of VB6 code. :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3638 on: October 16, 2014, 05:04:30 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3639 on: October 16, 2014, 05:48:01 PM »
 ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3640 on: October 18, 2014, 02:18:34 AM »
The reptilians are winning!



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3641 on: October 18, 2014, 09:01:14 AM »
The Ring-a-Ding Convert-a-Car with Prof. Pat Pending:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3642 on: October 18, 2014, 04:35:35 PM »
Heh sorry Renny, I had to adblock that image - too much random motion that was going to drive me nuts!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3643 on: October 18, 2014, 07:17:29 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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« Reply #3645 on: October 18, 2014, 07:29:36 PM »
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(Newser)  – This story about a divorce in the United Arab Emirates begins in not-so-unusual fashion: A wife refuses to sleep with her husband, and he is not pleased. Then it gets weird: She tells him to talk to her parents, who explain that their daughter can't have sex with him because she is, in fact, a supernatural creature called a jinn that the BBC equates to a genie. This results in divorce. But if the excuse was a tall tale, the joke's on the ex-wife, because a court in Dubai ruled that she is not entitled to alimony, reports Gulf News. Reason? She wasn't honest about the genie matter. Neither story is clear about whether this means the court thinks she's lying about being a genie or whether it thinks she should have informed her husband about her genie-ness before the wedding, but either way, she gets no alimony

Man Escapes Alimony After Wife Admits She's a Genie


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3646 on: October 19, 2014, 10:47:57 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3647 on: October 19, 2014, 12:46:59 PM »
I may have found my spirit animal. This raven doesn't say 'Nevermore'.  ;D




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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3648 on: October 19, 2014, 01:47:02 PM »
I may have found my spirit animal. This raven doesn't say 'Nevermore'.  ;D

That's actually an awesome take on the whole old myths meme - they always show those in subdued polite language. But what if your spirit bird is from New York City?
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« Reply #3649 on: October 19, 2014, 04:43:35 PM »
But what if your spirit bird is from New York City?

Or from New Jersey?  :P