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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3600 on: October 03, 2014, 12:57:09 PM »
So the Department of Homeland Security releases a Cyber Security Guide, that triggers a security warning on load:
 (see attachment in previous post)
Failing to read your own material ... Priceless!

Awesome on so many levels!  :Thmbsup:

I do like the "remember my preference" bit. That's just icing on the cake!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3601 on: October 03, 2014, 01:06:42 PM »
So the Department of Homeland Security releases a Cyber Security Guide, that triggers a security warning on load:
Failing to read your own material ... Priceless!

Oh, that's nothing! There are tons of security sites that should know better, running outdated CMSs with known security vulnerabilities.

http://www.whitefird...tdated-web-software/

And these should give you a chuckle:

Drupal site running on an outdated version of Drupal
Joomla site running on outdated, unsupported, and vulnerable version of Joomla that is more than 2 years old

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3602 on: October 03, 2014, 06:29:33 PM »
Something unplugged by yq6 on deviantART.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   High jacking by yq6 on deviantART.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Bail out by rumper1 on deviantART.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Epic Win by danzilla3.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3603 on: October 03, 2014, 07:59:10 PM »
Coffee cat.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3604 on: October 03, 2014, 09:58:40 PM »
More jokes from the patent office! ;D

https://www.techdirt...nted-toothpick.shtml

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Via Sarah Burstein and the Design Law Blog, we discovered that just this week the US Patent Office granted a design patent... on a toothpick:



Those patent fellows are just too funny!  :Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3605 on: October 04, 2014, 07:07:18 AM »
http://www.theonion....against-ebola,37085/

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How To Protect Yourself Against Ebola

This week saw the first confirmed case of Ebola virus within the United States, the latest development in an outbreak that has already claimed over 3,000 lives. Here are some ways you can protect yourself against this deadly disease:


  • Boil all bodily fluids before consumption.
  • Regularly examine your DNA under an electron microscope for any indication that Ebola has attached itself to your cell membranes.
  • Recognize the symptoms of Ebola, which include fever, chills, and developing symptoms too late to do anything about them.
  • Cover the nose and mouth of Ebola patients when they sneeze to avoid spreading germs.
  • Avoid eating bat soup, which is actually pretty sound advice whether there’s an ongoing Ebola outbreak or not.
  • Ebola can only be spread once patients are symptomatic, so if you believe you’ve been exposed, get all your errands and public trips out of the way before your symptoms start showing.
  • Be sure to stay up to date on developments by signing up for the official CDC phone tree.
  • Try being born one of the 15 percent of rural Gabonese citizens with natural immunity to the virus.
  • Give billions of dollars to pharmaceutical companies.
  • If you see a suspicious-looking filamentous virus particle roughly one micron in length, stay away.
  • Continue following lifelong plan of avoiding Dallas, TX at all costs.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3606 on: October 04, 2014, 07:16:23 AM »

And for a different kind of silly humor:
I've been watching a lot of TV lately. Every now and then there's a baby in a scene or two. I know sometimes a very quick shot is a doll, but I think there are a couple of babies around too. (Prob protected to the max by laws.)

So ... do these people get IMDB credits at the age of 3 months old? (Made up name) "Travis Wilkinson is 26 years old and has been acting for 25 years."
:D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3607 on: October 04, 2014, 09:57:07 AM »
I'm not a big fan of The Onion, but sometimes they nail it.  I haven't indulged in herbal entertainment for many years now, but I still remember what it was like when I "heard a noise".
 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3608 on: October 06, 2014, 09:50:53 AM »
I'm not a big fan of The Onion, but sometimes they nail it.  I haven't indulged in herbal entertainment for many years now, but I still remember what it was like when I "heard a noise".
 ;D ;D ;D

New Marijuana Study Says Everyone Knows You're High And You'll Likely Be Stoned Forever

That was good!  :Thmbsup:

Ebola from one of my favourite comedy troupes:



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3609 on: October 06, 2014, 12:10:30 PM »
So... Now we're calling out the bomb squad for litter bugs
Note: Sadly this completely absurd overreaction is an actual -currently happening - real live event.

We just had a similar incident over an abandoned suitcase full of stuffed animals.

http://www.nj.com/mo...over_parsippany.html

And my daughter's boyfriend just announced that he wants a job on the bomb squad...specifically, the Teddy Ruxpin Disposal Unit.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3610 on: October 06, 2014, 04:52:30 PM »
So... Now we're calling out the bomb squad for litter bugs
Note: Sadly this completely absurd overreaction is an actual -currently happening - real live event.

We just had a similar incident over an abandoned suitcase full of stuffed animals.

Once again the boogieman is behind every tree...as our entire culture goes completely to shit with rampant paranoia.

*Sigh*

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3611 on: October 06, 2014, 07:36:43 PM »
So... Now we're calling out the bomb squad for litter bugs
Note: Sadly this completely absurd overreaction is an actual -currently happening - real live event.

We just had a similar incident over an abandoned suitcase full of stuffed animals.

http://www.nj.com/mo...over_parsippany.html

And my daughter's boyfriend just announced that he wants a job on the bomb squad...specifically, the Teddy Ruxpin Disposal Unit.
 (see attachment in previous post)

Ooooh! An update! :D

http://www.nj.com/mo...incart_most-comments

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"So, in other words, some debris fell off a truck. A paranoid motorist called it in. An overreacting police department shuts down a highway during rush hour and calls the bomb squad, causing countless motorist to spend hours sitting in traffic and thousands of dollars of police overtime," the user wrote. "When, they probably could have just kicked whatever it was to the side of the road and call he public works department out to through it out."

And Krev offered in response: "And if it exploded you'd be screeching about how careless the police are."

 :wallbash:

Once again the boogieman is behind every tree...as our entire culture goes completely to shit with rampant paranoia.

*Sigh*

Get your popcorn. Watching the fall is going to be entertaining!

Blowing up water bottles and shutting down highways for rubbish... Can't wait to hear what the next bit of insanity is! ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3612 on: October 07, 2014, 03:59:24 AM »
Less Frustration, and Moar Humour.
Please :)
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« Reply #3614 on: October 07, 2014, 04:46:56 PM »
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If Philosophers Were Programmers

I was looking for something about people who program compulsively during a full moon(but only then), but the only thing interesting I found was this.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3616 on: October 09, 2014, 08:22:54 PM »

I like funny typos.

This is copied from another thread about SC Captor:

what if you just left click and relase, and dont hold down the mouth button -- same error?
can you email me (mouser@donationcoder.com) so i can send you a test version?

I'll leave the ergonomics to the imagination - maybe that's what Stephen Hawking uses!?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3617 on: October 09, 2014, 08:56:00 PM »
Fun fund raiser idea:
"Salt the police officer for charity".

"Sponsors can take a salt shaker and sprinkle salt on the officers". Viral media gold: "Today I salted one hundred police officers"! Bonus followup: You can give them a battery of their choice!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3618 on: October 09, 2014, 10:17:20 PM »
Fun fund raiser idea:
"Salt the police officer for charity".

"Sponsors can take a salt shaker and sprinkle salt on the officers". Viral media gold: "Today I salted one hundred police officers"! Bonus followup: You can give them a battery of their choice!
;D

Just gotta watch out that the officers don't pepper you in return.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3619 on: October 10, 2014, 05:24:23 AM »
Because it can be easy to misread tone in text.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3620 on: October 10, 2014, 12:22:20 PM »
Key & Peele have some hilarious bits.  :up:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3621 on: October 10, 2014, 07:37:38 PM »
Fun fund raiser idea:
"Salt the police officer for charity".

"Sponsors can take a salt shaker and sprinkle salt on the officers". Viral media gold: "Today I salted one hundred police officers"! Bonus followup: You can give them a battery of their choice!
;D

Just gotta watch out that the officers don't pepper you in return.

Fair warning!

But it's just silly enough and crazy enough that I might one day try to set it up, as long as I can make the "proof of money flow" ironclad enough so it doesn't look like an idiot scam. Despite the Big Brother news, many local cops are good guys when they're not busy pulling you over or whatever, so if the accounting can be proved, I really bet a few of them would go for it! Stay tuned (at a glacial pace!)


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3622 on: October 12, 2014, 10:43:19 PM »
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YOU LIVE IN DALLAS AND YOU RE WORRIED ABOUT THE EBOLA OUTBREAK

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Professors Reveal The Craziest Things Students Have Done During Class - Business Insider

Looks like a bunch of Apple polishers, except for the girl in the center. I went to college in the  early 70's -no laptops or desktops.
That isn't as old as one woman I read about today. She had to lie about her age because Facebook wouldn't accept that she was 113.
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« Reply #3623 on: October 13, 2014, 06:40:43 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3624 on: October 14, 2014, 03:48:01 AM »
Microsoft Excel has an anarchy option!

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