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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3575 on: September 30, 2014, 09:20:55 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3576 on: September 30, 2014, 09:28:11 AM »
And even crazier...

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In terms of graphics, Qentis promotional material states that a subsidiary has already generated 3.23% of “all possible images” in the 1000×800 pixel format.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3577 on: September 30, 2014, 11:05:01 PM »
Is the Apple watch right for you?



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3578 on: October 01, 2014, 11:53:31 AM »


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3579 on: October 01, 2014, 12:03:35 PM »
So... Now we're calling out the bomb squad for litter bugs

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Note: Sadly this completely absurd overreaction is an actual -currently happening - real live event.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3580 on: October 01, 2014, 04:51:07 PM »
So... Now we're calling out the bomb squad for litter bugs
Note: Sadly this completely absurd overreaction is an actual -currently happening - real live event.

It may have been mistaken for one of these aluminum Draino bottle bombs: http://www.snopes.co...nings/bottlebomb.asp

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3581 on: October 01, 2014, 04:53:41 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3582 on: October 01, 2014, 05:01:03 PM »
So... Now we're calling out the bomb squad for litter bugs
Note: Sadly this completely absurd overreaction is an actual -currently happening - real live event.

It may have been mistaken for one of these aluminum Draino bottle bombs: http://www.snopes.co...nings/bottlebomb.asp

Much as I appreciate the vote of confidence, I gotta say - It's my home town - It really was just a bunch of dumb hicks having a Barney Fife moment.. ;)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3583 on: October 01, 2014, 05:12:41 PM »
Much as I appreciate the vote of confidence, I gotta say - It's my home town - It really was just a bunch of dumb hicks having a Barney Fife moment.. ;)

Well, better for them to have their Barney Fife moment than some local pranksters actually make one of those things out of a plastic pop bottle, some Draino, water, a bit of candle wax and some aluminum, and for it to explode with someone a bit too close to it, and they end up getting sprayed with the Draino.

Because of prankster teens building these things and leaving them places for unsuspecting people to find, in some areas you actually have to show ID to prove you are over 18, to buy drain cleaner.  :o

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3584 on: October 01, 2014, 05:38:16 PM »
Much as I appreciate the vote of confidence, I gotta say - It's my home town - It really was just a bunch of dumb hicks having a Barney Fife moment.. ;)

Well, better for them to have their Barney Fife moment than some local pranksters actually make one of those things out of a plastic pop bottle, some Draino, water, a bit of candle wax and some aluminum, and for it to explode with someone a bit too close to it, and they end up getting sprayed with the Draino.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to notice that draino isn't a clear liquid. Not to mention that this thing was effectively in the middle of no where at that time of day. No this was a typically spastic hyper-over-reaction that is so idiotically common in our society today. Litter bugs aren't terrorists ... They're just really annoying.


Because of prankster teens building these things and leaving them places for unsuspecting people to find, in some areas you actually have to show ID to prove you are over 18, to buy drain cleaner.  :o

Clear liquids don't tent to imply an impending (BLEVE) energetic reaction. First cop on the scene should have just kicked it over and tossed it in the trash.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3585 on: October 01, 2014, 10:42:43 PM »
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to notice that draino isn't a clear liquid. Not to mention that this thing was effectively in the middle of no where at that time of day. No this was a typically spastic hyper-over-reaction that is so idiotically common in our society today. Litter bugs aren't terrorists ... They're just really annoying.

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Clear liquids don't tent to imply an impending (BLEVE) energetic reaction. First cop on the scene should have just kicked it over and tossed it in the trash.

Hmmm... Let me see...


If we dig down a bit deeper into SJ's post, I think we can find a hidden message...

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to notice that draino isn't a clear liquid. Not to mention that this thing was effectively in the middle of no where at that time of day. No this was a typically spastic hyper-over-reaction that is so idiotically common in our society today. Litter bugs aren't terrorists ... They're just really annoying.

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Clear liquids don't tent to imply an impending (BLEVE) energetic reaction. First cop on the scene should have just kicked it over and tossed it in the trash.

Pulling out those we have:

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And unscrambling SJ's secret message...

I am a terrorist.

 :o

I rest my case!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3586 on: October 01, 2014, 11:34:53 PM »
^ Are you bored?  ;D  That was a lot of work for a punchline!  ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3587 on: October 02, 2014, 12:32:17 AM »
OMFG They actually blew the damn thing up!

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What an incredibly mind-blowing waste of resources on something that is obviously just carelessly discarded trash.

But, then again...yes it is that boring here ... In a town that is strategically relevant to abso- :) ing-lutely nothing.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3588 on: October 02, 2014, 01:39:53 AM »
^ Are you bored?  ;D  That was a lot of work for a punchline!  ;D

Hehehe! I had a couple minutes, and it's an idea that I've been throwing around for a fun NANY project. (A program to do funky things with BBCode to decorate posts and just do cool stuff that would otherwise take way too much effort.

Code: C# [Select]
  1. private void txtOriginal_MouseUp(object sender, MouseEventArgs e)
  2.         {
  3.             int start = txtOriginal.SelectionStart;
  4.             int end = txtOriginal.SelectionStart + txtOriginal.SelectionLength + txtLeftSurround.TextLength;
  5.             string s = txtOriginal.Text;
  6.             s = s.Insert(start, txtLeftSurround.Text);
  7.             s = s.Insert(end, txtRightSurround.Text);
  8.             txtOriginal.Text = s;
  9.         }
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  11.         private void btnPaste_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
  12.         {
  13.             txtOriginal.Text = Clipboard.GetText();
  14.         }
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  16.         private void btnCopy_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
  17.         {
  18.             Clipboard.SetText(txtOriginal.Text);
  19.         }

That was a lot easier than actually doing it manually.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3589 on: October 02, 2014, 01:43:47 AM »
OMFG They actually blew the damn thing up!

Suspicious Object at Citizens' Circle

What an incredibly mind-blowing waste of resources on something that is obviously just carelessly discarded trash.

But, then again...yes it is that boring here ... In a town that is strategically relevant to abso- :) ing-lutely nothing.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA~!

  • Bottle of water: $1.00
  • 15 emergency response personelle & vehicles: $12,500.00
  • 1 detonator: $75.00
  • Blowing up a water bottle: Priceless! :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3590 on: October 02, 2014, 11:41:08 AM »
I've never really been interested in Twitter, and so, being a bit "behind the times" I had missed these sorts of viral Twitters (below) - which make me interested. They seem to me to be an entirely new source of humour that couldn't easily have occurred in quite this way without something akin to Twitter as the medium.

@Renegade is to be credited with referring me to the first two, and I followed them up a couple of days back. I found some of the tweets quite amusing, but not a few seemed aggressive. I just stumbled upon the third today and had a LOL moment - it has many highly ironic, rather clever and very pointed comments there.

Maybe I am missing something, but what I don't understand is how people can possibly think it could be a good idea to put up self-promulgating hashtags like that. Fiasco time.
Derision is a great leveller.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3591 on: October 02, 2014, 12:09:35 PM »
^ BWAHAHAHAHAH~

Those #AskDrMann tweets were funny.  :Thmbsup:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3592 on: October 02, 2014, 04:56:24 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3593 on: October 02, 2014, 05:12:24 PM »
Wraith, that's some combination of brilliant, terrifying, and something that she will either become a viral meme for, or be embarassed forever when she is 18!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3594 on: October 02, 2014, 05:14:39 PM »

P.S. Idina Menzel is a minor goddess!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3595 on: October 02, 2014, 07:23:51 PM »
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Did something happen to this video?

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« Reply #3596 on: October 02, 2014, 08:36:40 PM »
Did something happen to this video?

Try reloading the page. Could be any number of things.
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« Reply #3597 on: October 02, 2014, 08:42:15 PM »
It's an image.  That trick was pulled a few pages back, also.

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« Reply #3598 on: October 03, 2014, 08:31:11 AM »
It's an image.  That trick was pulled a few pages back, also.

Ah... got it. I knew that it was an image, but figured it was just posted in the wrong place and took it seriously.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3599 on: October 03, 2014, 12:35:47 PM »
So the Department of Homeland Security releases a Cyber Security Guide, that triggers a security warning on load:

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Failing to read your own material ... Priceless!