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crabby3:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-09-10/iclock-post-mortem
Tim Cook announced Tuesday the release of Apple’s long-rumored watch, the latest in wearable technology. Here are some features of the new device:
- 13-megapixel camera enables users to take crystal-clear pictures of wrist
- Allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time
- Discreet, but not so discreet that anyone would mistake it for a regular watch
- Comes in a variety of colors and styles to express your personal submission to the planet’s dominant tech company
- Adjustable ticking volume
- All the convenience of a traditional watch that needs to be charged every 12 hours
- Built-in thinkpiece regarding the increased connectivity yet simultaneous isolation of the millennial generation
- Small size and intricate circuitry able to drive twice as many Chinese workers to suicide as iPhone
- Makes it easier for muggers to see whether or not you’re carrying an expensive electronic device
- Another screen to throw into your current rotation of things you look at
But apart from that... it's 'awesome'
-panzer (September 11, 2014, 05:39 AM)
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Haha! :) :up:
ZH is one of my favourite sites. (Even if the joke is a repost.)
-Renegade (September 11, 2014, 07:42 AM)
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Necessity is the mother of invention. Invention is the parent of the needless.
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” —Albert Einstein
panzer:
https://twitter.com/RonAmadeo/status/509424207474999297/photo/1
Renegade:
https://twitter.com/RonAmadeo/status/509424207474999297/photo/1
-panzer (September 11, 2014, 08:15 AM)
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HAHAHA! :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup:
Just to make it easier for people:
Renegade:
Some good Aussie humour:
More here:
http://imgur.com/a/nvwFB
app103:
Microsoft Paid The NFL $400 Million To Use Its Tablets, But Announcers Are Calling Them iPads
http://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-nfl-surface-ipads-2014-9
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