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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3450 on: September 02, 2014, 12:13:36 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3451 on: September 02, 2014, 12:23:22 PM »
I thought this discussion thread was the best place to post this:
Hillary Clinton: 'Our technology companies are not part of our government' | The Industry Standard - InfoWorld



She'll get my vote any day with humorous quips like that.

Hheehehe~! That was cute. She's such an adorable little bundle of war mongering hate. :)

Check John Kerry. He's good for a few laughs as well.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3452 on: September 02, 2014, 03:15:04 PM »
Clipboard.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Did everyone notice that it it is a black cat wearing an inverted pentagram?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3453 on: September 02, 2014, 08:28:32 PM »
Did everyone notice that it it is a black cat wearing an inverted pentagram?

I saw that. It seemed, um, fitting. :)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3454 on: September 02, 2014, 11:23:14 PM »
I spotted this rather cruel joke amongst the comments following the Guardian article: Rotherham abuse scandal: Theresa May calls for crime commissioner to resign
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Jannertor
27 August 2014 2:38pm
One of the victims, in an interview with Jeremy Vine, said that her parents had written to Blunkett pleading for help but heard nothing - you can hardly accuse him of turning a blind eye I suppose.....

Explanation: David Blunkett is a British Labour Party politician and the Member of Parliament for Sheffield Brightside and Hillsborough. His actions over the years have given him a somewhat chequered history. He seems to have been very capable throughout his career, not being held back by the fact that he is also blind.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3455 on: September 03, 2014, 11:52:15 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3456 on: September 03, 2014, 07:51:05 PM »
^^  :wallbash:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3457 on: September 03, 2014, 07:59:44 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3458 on: September 04, 2014, 01:46:27 AM »
A new JS post at Github: ISIS.js
The Update README.md states:
Code: Javascript [Select]
  1. ISIS.js
  2. =======
  3. -"ISIS.js - injects islamic motivation into the console, removes the <head> tag, and blames america."
  4. +ISIS.js - injects islamic motivation into the console, removes the \<head\> tag, and blames america.
  5. All rights reserved.

Maybe this should be posted in the coding snippets section...  :tellme:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3459 on: September 04, 2014, 04:53:45 AM »
A new JS post at Github: ISIS.js
The Update README.md states:
Code: Javascript [Select]
  1. ISIS.js
  2. =======
  3. -"ISIS.js - injects islamic motivation into the console, removes the <head> tag, and blames america."
  4. +ISIS.js - injects islamic motivation into the console, removes the \<head\> tag, and blames america.
  5. All rights reserved.

Maybe this should be posted in the coding snippets section...  :tellme:

Lesson learned: ALWAYS ESCAPE!!! 8)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3460 on: September 04, 2014, 04:56:07 AM »
A new JS post at Github: ISIS.js

Here's the JS file - it's just as good! Anyone that codes will laugh their head off! :P

Code: Javascript [Select]
  1. console.log('Allah-o-Akbar');
  2. var head = document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0];
  3. head.parentNode.removeChild(head);
  4. console.log('Obama, the next element is on you!');
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3461 on: September 04, 2014, 07:33:37 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3463 on: September 05, 2014, 08:21:43 AM »
Not sure if this is for music videos, or humour...

NSFW - and very funny! :D



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3464 on: September 06, 2014, 03:25:37 AM »
Had to share this latest Ad on SA TV as I know the members here will enjoy!   :Thmbsup:

Babies love the Internet!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3466 on: September 06, 2014, 07:24:54 AM »
Had to share this latest Ad on SA TV as I know the members here will enjoy!   :Thmbsup:

Babies love the Internet!

Cute! The link was munged though - updated link
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3467 on: September 06, 2014, 09:18:00 AM »
I've pretty much read everything every written by Nietzsche. A few times. He's a douche. I'm being kind.

This is a great comic:

2010-10-25-neitzschegod.jpg

More can be found here:

http://www.dead-philosophers.com/

Lots of dead philosophers there. Some are pretty damn good. But quite a few you need to know who they are to get the joke.

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« Reply #3468 on: September 07, 2014, 02:21:13 AM »
I'd never seen this before. At first I thought it was a parody, but no, it's the real deal.



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« Reply #3469 on: September 07, 2014, 08:34:46 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3470 on: September 07, 2014, 09:06:03 AM »


BWAHAHAHAHA~! That was awesome!  :Thmbsup:

My neighbour is a kiwi. I forget whether it was her or someone else pointing out the pronunciation of 'e' is often like 'i' in New Zealand.

Every now and then I learn a new word, and those with me get a kick out of me not knowing some terminology/slang.

Accents around here are pretty wild though. There's an extreme diversity.

Here's a list of some friends and neighbours by ethnicity and accent (there are some interesting mixes).

Egyptian - Victorian Australian accent
Egyptian - Arabic English accent with some Victorian Australian smoothing
Irish - Irish accent
Indian - Victorian Australian accent (no Indian accent)
Canadian - Canadian accent
Australian - Queensland accent
Vietnamese - British RP mixed with Victorian Australian accent (and she's North Vietnamese, not south)
Vietnamese - North Vietnamese English accent largely smoothed by Victorian Australian English
Sudanese - Thick accent with Victorian Australian accent smoothings
Croatian - Heavy Australian accent (that I can't make out the location - seems Queenslandish, but he's never lived there) with Croatian tones
Swedish - Heavy Swedish English accent with very little Australian English smoothing (he's 80ish and has lived here for 50+ years)

Anyways, just one of those things of casual interest.

I should go out on my deck for a fag now. ;) :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3471 on: September 07, 2014, 11:38:56 PM »
I'd never seen this before. At first I thought it was a parody, but no, it's the real deal.


It was in the second wave of Schoolhouse Rock vids... and they were quickly cancelled.  You'd think that we've become unable to hear the truth in a children's cartoon or something...

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« Reply #3472 on: September 08, 2014, 03:50:36 AM »
You'd think that we've become unable to hear the truth in a children's cartoon or something...

Sadly, that seems to be truth  :Wizard:.  On the other hand, it's easy to laugh at such  :eusa_boohoo:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3473 on: September 08, 2014, 05:13:09 AM »
My neighbour is a kiwi. I forget whether it was her or someone else pointing out the pronunciation of 'e' is often like 'i' in New Zealand.

Normally it's the other way round, (for me anyway), quickest way to identify a Kiwi is get them to say the Number of the Beast  ;)

Works every time, even in the back blocks of Nevada ...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3474 on: September 08, 2014, 09:23:10 AM »
Canadian - Canadian accent

American English Canadians don't seem to have accents but when they say 'out' it sounds more like oot... as in hoot or reboot.   :)