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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3325 on: August 03, 2014, 11:06:20 AM »
^ FWIW crayons can have the same effect...  :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3326 on: August 03, 2014, 11:18:29 AM »
Winnie the Pooh done entirely WRONG!

http://www.skrause.o...oohgoesapeshit.shtml

A bit long, but completely disgusting all the way through.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3327 on: August 03, 2014, 11:31:19 AM »
Balls in my face... is just wrong...

https://www.youtube..../watch?v=TuXv0A9Gd44

No - it's probably nothing like what you're thinking... it's just, wrong.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3328 on: August 03, 2014, 07:23:58 PM »
@Renegade: re ^^ National Portrait/Landscape galleries...Har-de-har-har.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3329 on: August 03, 2014, 09:21:39 PM »
For those with an affinity for numbers:

http://consumerist.c...stronomical-numbers/

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“There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it’s only a hundred billion. It’s less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.” - Richard Feynman, 1965 Nobel Prize in Physics winner.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3330 on: August 03, 2014, 09:56:59 PM »
^ :PWhich national deficit?  Name a nation (or several). :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3331 on: August 04, 2014, 06:06:31 PM »
Hamish the house-builder.

This little gem came with the comment that some people might say that it should actually be about someone named "Murray", and that the scene should be set in New Zealand.  You can make your own observations about that, but I couldn't possibly comment, of course.

A couple on holiday in Scotland go to a local pub in a small village, and order some drinks.  As they sit there, they notice that a big man sitting near to their table is staring moodily into his drink and muttering to himself.  Eventually, he notices them, and turns to them. He points to a window and growls out, "D'ye no see that house doon the road there?"

The couple nod, they can see a house in the direction he's pointing.

"Aye.  Wheel, I built it meself!  Every board and nail.  Now d'ye think folk aroond here should call me Hamish the House-builder for that?"

They shrug and say, "Why, for building just one house?"

"Mebbe not for that then? Fair enough.  But suppose I tell ye I built half the houses aroond here, single-handedly!  Shouldn't they be a callin' me Hamish the House-builder for that?  Shouldn't they?"

They couple agree "Yeah, guess they should.  That would seem pretty likely, for building all those houses single-handedly.  That's pretty impressive!"

The man glares angrily into his beer and grumbles "Aye, that they should. But ye go an' f### just ONE sheep..."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3332 on: August 04, 2014, 11:58:48 PM »
Hamish the house-builder.

Hahaha!  :Thmbsup:

I love those! When I was in high school my friends & I would chuck that kind of stuff at each other. It was good fun.

And all the best Newfie jokes came from Newfs.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3333 on: August 05, 2014, 02:06:36 AM »
No Mr. Bond. I expect you to wow!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3334 on: August 05, 2014, 04:41:50 PM »
NEVER interrupt a programmer:
from http://www.infoworld...nologist-work-247487

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3335 on: August 05, 2014, 09:55:20 PM »
NEVER interrupt a programmer:
from http://www.infoworld...nologist-work-247487
 (see attachment in previous post)

^ THIS!!!

Yes. It is like that. Exactly!

All programmers are acutely aware of the butterfly effect.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3336 on: August 06, 2014, 01:00:52 AM »
And it's not just programming... I get in that 'zone' when I'm laying out a document in Publisher, doing some fine-tuning on my guitar designs in CAD, tracking down why the last update to my Debian system borked half my packages... Man, do I ever know the pain of the last panel in that comic.

Also, from the comments on the imgur page:
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That guy is singing/whistling as he goes. He knew what he did. He knew. That bastard!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3337 on: August 06, 2014, 11:46:38 AM »
Man, do I ever know the pain of the last panel in that comic.

+1 - I just had a poorly timed interruption cost me 2 hours of putting Humpty-Dumpty's ass back together last week.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3338 on: August 06, 2014, 05:09:51 PM »
Man, do I ever know the pain of the last panel in that comic.

+1 - I just had a poorly timed interruption cost me 2 hours of putting Humpty-Dumpty's ass back together last week.

Yup! Happens to me from time to time. Usually during a server configuration. 15 second interruption for something stupid. One hour plus getting the big picture back in your head. Then another 30 minutes getting fully back into the zone...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3339 on: August 06, 2014, 05:10:38 PM »
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Makes you wonder...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3340 on: August 06, 2014, 05:26:28 PM »
Man, do I ever know the pain of the last panel in that comic.

+1 - I just had a poorly timed interruption cost me 2 hours of putting Humpty-Dumpty's ass back together last week.

Yup! Happens to me from time to time. Usually during a server configuration. 15 second interruption for something stupid. One hour plus getting the big picture back in your head. Then another 30 minutes getting fully back into the zone...

Oh it wasn't so much that the big picture went out of focus. It was more a case of applying it to the wrong target...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3341 on: August 06, 2014, 06:20:30 PM »
Oh it wasn't so much that the big picture went out of focus. It was more a case of applying it to the wrong target...

lucky you're not a hit man (or unlucky if you are :o)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3343 on: August 08, 2014, 01:36:40 PM »
(see attachment in previous post)
This Coffee-Brewing Alarm Clock is a Dream Come True

The original automatic coffee maker:

F7QTVCNFSPRH5UF.MEDIUM[1].jpg

Or you could do like I do and brew it before you go to bed, directly into a thermal carafe. It keeps it hot for 6-8 hours, and I only sleep about 4. ;)

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« Reply #3344 on: August 09, 2014, 02:13:21 AM »

I just ordered an arduino board with the idea to make an instant coffee alarm clock. I happen to like good instant coffee. These machines are too slick, it has to look all weird with duct tape and spoons on servo motors. Will post when I get it attempted.

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« Reply #3345 on: August 09, 2014, 05:50:37 AM »
These machines are too slick, it has to look all weird with duct tape and spoons on servo motors.

I'd like a Johnny 5 waiter to come rolling into my bedroom in the morning, holding a tray with a full breakfast, complete with a rosebud in a vase. Now that would be "too slick".  ;)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3346 on: August 10, 2014, 06:45:45 AM »
These machines are too slick, it has to look all weird with duct tape and spoons on servo motors.

I'd like a Johnny 5 waiter to come rolling into my bedroom in the morning, holding a tray with a full breakfast, complete with a rosebud in a vase. Now that would be "too slick".  ;)
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YES..... why don't they work on that rather than smartphones that aren't??

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3347 on: August 10, 2014, 06:53:49 AM »
Little Johnny asks his Dad: "I have this homework on politics and economy and I'm not if I understand it"
Dad says: "Use the family as an example. I make the money so I'm the Capitalists, your mother deals it out, so she's the Government, we look after you, so you're the People, the baby is the Future, and we pay the maid so she is the Working Class"

That night Johnny is woken up by the baby crying, so he checks it and it needs changing. So he goes to tell his parents, but only his mother is there and she doesn't wake up. He goes to tell the maid, but finds that she's 'busy' with his dad.
He goes back to bed.

Next morning his dad asks how he is going with the homework. Johnny says: "I think I understand it. The Capitalists screw the Working Class while the Government is asleep. The People are ignored and the Future is full of sh*t"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3348 on: August 10, 2014, 07:27:20 AM »
Y'all ready for this? ;)

https://appext20.dos...e_biennial.main_page

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Animated_Microsoft_Internet_Explorer4393.gif  :o

BWAHAHAHAHAHA~!


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3349 on: August 10, 2014, 09:16:30 AM »
I wonder what logic caused them to draw the line at IE v3.0 ... Was that even a Windows program, or did DOS have a browser??