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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3275 on: July 25, 2014, 04:38:18 AM »
The Comcast customer service disconnection call that went viral:
https://soundcloud.c...10/comcastic-service
Comcast responds: "He did what we trained him to do"
http://www.pcworld.c...ained-him-to-do.html
 :o
That is quite amazing. Listening to it, the words that popped into my head were "Bush Lawyer".

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3276 on: July 25, 2014, 05:57:56 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3277 on: July 25, 2014, 07:49:55 AM »
The Comcast customer service disconnection call that went viral:

https://soundcloud.c...10/comcastic-service

Comcast responds: "He did what we trained him to do"

http://www.pcworld.c...ained-him-to-do.html

 :o

Actually that second part was pretty good.  They took responsibility for it- not what you'd expect from comcast.  That quote was out of context.

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But contrary to a previous Comcast statement that basically threw the employee under the bus, Watson seemed willing to share the blame.

"The agent on this call did a lot of what we trained him and paid him—and thousands of other Retention agents—to do," Watson wrote. "He tried to save a customer, and that’s important, but the act of saving a customer must always be handled with the utmost respect."

Watson added that Comcast will reexamine some of its practices as a result. "We will review our training programs, we will refresh our manager on coaching for quality, and we will take a look at our incentives to ensure we are rewarding employees for the right behaviors," Watson said.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3278 on: July 25, 2014, 07:57:34 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3279 on: July 25, 2014, 07:58:16 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3280 on: July 25, 2014, 07:58:53 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3281 on: July 25, 2014, 08:31:17 AM »
The Comcast customer service disconnection call that went viral:

https://soundcloud.c...10/comcastic-service

Comcast responds: "He did what we trained him to do"

http://www.pcworld.c...ained-him-to-do.html

 :o

Some of the SC comments:

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* I created a petition post to arrest that monster, Ryan Block. Please sign, if you have a brain.

* Ryan Block, You are a FAGGOT for doing this! I hope you FUCKING DIE for this you fucking faggot how fucking dare you record this and traumatize this poor man you sir need to be shot fuck you and fuck the company you work for.

* People supporting this customer are stupid idiots. The fact is that this customer was being a dickhead. He wasn't answering the questions and was purposely giving this rep a very hard time. Shame on you people.

* I don't understand why these stupid people are cussing out on the customer service representative and supporting this fucking asshole customer for trying to disconnect. In my honest opinion, he has been a loyal customer for NINE FUCKING YEARS, which is CLOSE TO A DECADE! So he is making a STUPID FUCKING DECISION to cancel. Well anyways, fine. He wants to cancel, I’ve canceled Comcast before because I personally think it sucks, but this customer is being a FUCKING ASSHOLE. He is NOT being coherent at all and is purposely dicking around saying “that’s none of your business” and “I don’t want something that works”. Surely, anyone should be ANGRY and this fucking dumbass for having such a shitty attitude. Stop supporting this dumbfuck, plus he recorded it and put it on the internet for people to listen to, this just shows how much of a dumbass he really is.

What? Sounds like some shilling for Crapcast.

Just. Wow.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3282 on: July 25, 2014, 09:33:39 AM »
The Comcast customer service disconnection call that went viral:

https://soundcloud.c...10/comcastic-service

Comcast responds: "He did what we trained him to do"

http://www.pcworld.c...ained-him-to-do.html

 :o

Some of the SC comments:

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* I created a petition post to arrest that monster, Ryan Block. Please sign, if you have a brain.

* Ryan Block, You are a FAGGOT for doing this! I hope you FUCKING DIE for this you fucking faggot how fucking dare you record this and traumatize this poor man you sir need to be shot fuck you and fuck the company you work for.

* People supporting this customer are stupid idiots. The fact is that this customer was being a dickhead. He wasn't answering the questions and was purposely giving this rep a very hard time. Shame on you people.

* I don't understand why these stupid people are cussing out on the customer service representative and supporting this fucking asshole customer for trying to disconnect. In my honest opinion, he has been a loyal customer for NINE FUCKING YEARS, which is CLOSE TO A DECADE! So he is making a STUPID FUCKING DECISION to cancel. Well anyways, fine. He wants to cancel, I’ve canceled Comcast before because I personally think it sucks, but this customer is being a FUCKING ASSHOLE. He is NOT being coherent at all and is purposely dicking around saying “that’s none of your business” and “I don’t want something that works”. Surely, anyone should be ANGRY and this fucking dumbass for having such a shitty attitude. Stop supporting this dumbfuck, plus he recorded it and put it on the internet for people to listen to, this just shows how much of a dumbass he really is.

What? Sounds like some shilling for Crapcast.

Just. Wow.


Did you read all 1700+ comments?  I tried to get an idea of when this conversation took place... but lost interest at around day 10.   ;D

IMO: This site needs to switch (back?) to pages instead of their *load-as-you-scroll* crap.

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Not sure what Comcast's answered questions would accomplish anyway.  Their service is probably the same as it never was.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3283 on: July 25, 2014, 09:35:35 AM »
 .. on a lighter note ..

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3284 on: July 25, 2014, 10:15:33 AM »
Did you read all 1700+ comments?  I tried to get an idea of when this conversation took place... but lost interest at around day 10.   ;D

Oh god no!

I just looked as I listened, then picked out a few at random. There are probably much worse there. I only scanned a few.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3285 on: July 25, 2014, 10:52:18 AM »
Did you read all 1700+ comments?  I tried to get an idea of when this conversation took place... but lost interest at around day 10.   ;D

Oh god no!

I just looked as I listened, then picked out a few at random. There are probably much worse there. I only scanned a few.

Would you have some idea when this conversation took place?  I don't think it's genuine.  Who's to say Mr. Block didn't stage the whole thing?
Could have been a cohort on the Comcast end of the conversation.   ;D   At least it's in the correct DC thread.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3286 on: July 25, 2014, 10:55:10 AM »
Cable-down hobbies   ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3287 on: July 25, 2014, 10:59:11 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3288 on: July 25, 2014, 11:38:08 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3289 on: July 25, 2014, 12:18:13 PM »
Okay, Now ^That's^ Funny!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3290 on: July 25, 2014, 12:33:22 PM »
Okay, Now ^That's^ Funny!

It is... and describes my dog perfectly.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3291 on: July 25, 2014, 07:39:23 PM »
...Just. Wow.
Aw, come on @Renegade. That's not up to your usual high standard - I mean using a redundant cliché that usually seems reserved for use as an excuse for thinking or making some valid comment...going forward.    ;D
By the way, I thought you were doing pretty much OK otherwise, up until you wrote that.    :)
...and there were some pretty weird/amazing comments in that comment thread. I presumed a lot of them were probably tongue-in-cheek and not intended to be taken seriously.

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« Reply #3292 on: July 25, 2014, 07:43:44 PM »
...Just. Wow.
Aw, come on @Renegade. That's not up to your usual high standard - I mean using a redundant cliché that usually seems reserved for use as an excuse for thinking or making some valid comment...going forward.    ;D
By the way, I thought you were doing pretty much OK otherwise, up until you wrote that.    :)
...and there were some pretty weird/amazing comments in that comment thread. I presumed a lot of them were probably tongue-in-cheek and not intended to be taken seriously.

Everyone slacks off sometimes. :)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3293 on: July 26, 2014, 12:57:10 AM »
...Everyone slacks off sometimes. :)
Ahahaha. Very droll. How true.    :Thmbsup:

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« Reply #3294 on: July 26, 2014, 07:18:24 AM »
Really miss ole George ... .

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3295 on: July 26, 2014, 07:29:10 AM »
Oh god... this is just so wrong...

http://www.wcpo.com/...dwiches-melt-anymore

Article there, but you need to watch the video all the way to the end. :O

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Why don't ice cream sandwiches melt anymore?

Just, wrong.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3296 on: July 26, 2014, 07:30:59 AM »
Really miss ole George ... .
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IMO George Carlin was the only true sage of the 20th century.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3297 on: July 26, 2014, 07:46:22 AM »
Oh god... this is just so wrong...

http://www.wcpo.com/...dwiches-melt-anymore

Article there, but you need to watch the video all the way to the end. :O

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Why don't ice cream sandwiches melt anymore?

Just, wrong.

You don't need heat to prove this... just taste buds.   :)   Or read the ingredients before you buy.
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« Reply #3298 on: July 26, 2014, 08:35:15 AM »
Some of George Carlin's humor:)

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!

If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.

If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3299 on: July 27, 2014, 09:25:49 AM »
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