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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3225 on: July 12, 2014, 09:23:56 AM »
In 1905 Albert Einstein stunned the scientific community when he announced that e is equal to mc squared.  Until that point, scientists had no idea what e was equal to.  Oh, sure, they had known since the days of the ancient Egyptians that e came after i, except when both letters were preceded by a c.  But nobody had ever even considered the possibility that e might have anything to do with m.  We will never know what other amazing things would have been revealed about the alphabet if Einstein had lived longer.  We do know that, just before he died, he told friends that he was working on 'something really big involving k'.   :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3226 on: July 12, 2014, 12:44:25 PM »
I'm wondering if anyone here can read the Chinese here to find out if it is an answer to the question or means anything at all. Looks reals, but are appearances deceiving? Did Google Images search; Chinese sites have it, but don't say anything about the answer. The joke may be on the instructor who asked the question to someone who knew Chinese when the instructor didn't.

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A bit of test foolishness.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3227 on: July 12, 2014, 07:10:28 PM »
@Arizona Hot: That mark-sensed exam response document took me back a bit. The clock track on the LHS where it says "Read in this direction" looks very much like the system I used to program for using a machine scanner code macro language. Pity the image doesn't show the whole document. From memory, I think the machine we used was a Westinghouse brand of mark-reading scanner. It ran the program logic in real time across every sheet as it was passing under the read heads, and though it was a very high-speed scanner (I forget how many documents per second it scanned) it could reroute the forward path of each document in its outgoing path, depending on the data that it had just scanned and the logic applied.
I guess the technology is still useful - that image is dated 2010. It was ideally suited to mass survey data collection.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3228 on: July 13, 2014, 06:47:02 AM »
Kiwis are very resourceful and will turn their hand to anything if required.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3229 on: July 14, 2014, 08:06:53 AM »
Honi soit qui mal y pense. Al Murray on nations


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3230 on: July 14, 2014, 09:07:38 AM »
Brain games ..

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« Reply #3231 on: July 14, 2014, 09:08:27 AM »
.. more ..

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« Reply #3232 on: July 14, 2014, 01:44:44 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3233 on: July 14, 2014, 01:49:07 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3236 on: July 16, 2014, 05:11:01 AM »
NSFW

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3238 on: July 16, 2014, 09:43:27 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3239 on: July 17, 2014, 12:32:24 AM »
I'm sure there's got to be at least 1 Weird Al fan here.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3240 on: July 17, 2014, 04:22:48 AM »
I'm a fan of Weird Al's, though I don't necessarily like all of his stuff.
A lot of it is very clever/funny.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3241 on: July 17, 2014, 04:36:43 PM »
 
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Now we know! :tellme: :tellme: :tellme:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3242 on: July 18, 2014, 03:35:22 AM »
http://www.freewoodp...-finally-arrest-him/

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US Tells Russia Snowden Is Gay So They Finally Arrest Him

In an effort to finally capture and detain Edward Snowden, the notorious NSA whistleblower, the Obama administration, knowing Russia offered him asylum yet hates all things gay, told Russian leadership that Snowden is a homosexual.

Upon hearing the news of Snowden’s alleged sexuality they were immediately outraged and wondered how many things he may have touched at the airport.

Apparently releasing sensitive information about trying to foil terrorist plots is not something Russia has a problem with, but gay cooties give them the heebie jeebies.

They are currently in the process of placing Snowden under arrest, and he will likely finally be released to US authorities.

According to Putin the situation is a “win-win.”
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3243 on: July 18, 2014, 06:42:36 AM »
Which proves my long time assertion that after a certain level of power everything comes full circle back to the childish playground rules, and street posturing.

Guy gets arrested for allegedly having gay cooties... :wallbash:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3244 on: July 18, 2014, 08:07:20 AM »
Which proves my long time assertion that after a certain level of power everything comes full circle back to the childish playground rules, and street posturing.

Guy gets arrested for allegedly having gay cooties... :wallbash:

... that article is satire?  :huh:

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« Reply #3245 on: July 18, 2014, 08:44:48 AM »
Which proves my long time assertion that after a certain level of power everything comes full circle back to the childish playground rules, and street posturing.

Guy gets arrested for allegedly having gay cooties... :wallbash:

... that article is satire?  :huh:

Yes. It's just a joke. It's poking fun at the Russians for being idiots about gay people, and poking fun at the Americans for just being idiots. :P (Couldn't help myself... this is the silly humour thread after all! :P )

I nearly posted it in the other Snowden thread, but... as it's a joke, figured it would be better here.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3246 on: July 18, 2014, 09:33:45 AM »
Shit ... I didn't have time to read or even see the article, so I just fired from the hip as the behavior wouldn't be out of either parties lack of character.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3247 on: July 18, 2014, 09:40:15 AM »
Shit ... I didn't have time to read or even see the article, so I just fired from the hip as the behavior wouldn't be out of either parties lack of character.

But that's what makes for some good comedy. Something that is just within the reaches of reality, but absurd.

Today, the world we live in is full of absurdities. The article is well within that boundary.

Sad.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3248 on: July 19, 2014, 01:32:17 PM »
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Sign spotting
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3249 on: July 20, 2014, 03:20:19 AM »
Edvard was here.

 :Thmbsup:

I remember a sign in an aquarium on the Oregon coast when I was around 6 years old that said "Unattended children will be fed to the sharks".  
I stayed very close to my mother that visit.  :'(