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Last post Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  (Read 1437628 times)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3200 on: July 05, 2014, 01:56:35 AM »
Very droll. From blog: http://order-order.com/
June 2014
Re possible UK MOD invasion of Iraq:
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The joke doing the rounds in MoD circles is “we now have what we didn’t have in 2003: a valid reason to invade Iraq.”
With the defence budget slashed, they don’t have much else.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3201 on: July 05, 2014, 10:51:27 AM »
Scented Candles for Life’s Disappointments

http://theflickingca....com/collections/all

Nice. I suppose it's no accident that they named their company "flicking" candles and write it in all caps so that the L and the I in flick looks like a U.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3202 on: July 05, 2014, 05:11:21 PM »
Scented Candles for Life’s Disappointments

http://theflickingca....com/collections/all

Nice. I suppose it's no accident that they named their company "flicking" candles and write it in all caps so that the L and the I in flick looks like a U.

dont know if it qualifies there with a serif font -
unlike the Megaflicks sign...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3203 on: July 05, 2014, 07:21:23 PM »
unlike the Megaflicks sign...

[After picking himself off the floor, taping the ribs he strained laughing, and resuming his seat ...] I'd scarcely realized how entertaining fonts could be  :-* :P.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3204 on: July 07, 2014, 11:33:31 AM »
Christmas in July...  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3205 on: July 07, 2014, 05:20:33 PM »
Clinically depressed man diagnosed as British.
George Farthing, an expatriate British man living in America, was recently diagnosed as clinically depressed, tanked up on anti-depressants and scheduled for controversial Shock Therapy when doctors realised he wasn't depressed at all - only British.

Mr Farthing, whose characteristic pessimism and gloomy perspective were interpreted as serious clinical depression, was led on a nightmare journey through the American psychiatric system. Doctors described Farthing as suffering with Pervasive Negative Anticipation - a belief that everything will turn out for the worst, whether it's trains arriving late, England's chances at winning any international sports event or even his own prospects to get ahead in life and achieve his dreams.

"The satisfaction Mr Farthing seemed to get from his pessimism seemed particularly pathological," reported the doctors.

"They put me on everything - Lithium, Prozac, St John's Wort," said Mr Farthing. "They even told me to sit in front of a big light for an hour a day or I'd become suicidal. I kept telling them this was all pointless and they said that it was exactly that sort of attitude that got me here in the first place."

Running out of ideas, his doctors finally resorted to a course of "weapons grade amphetamine", the only noticeable effect of which was six hours of speedy repetitions of the phrases "mustn't grumble" and "not too bad, really".

It was then that Mr Farthing was referred to a psychotherapist.

Dr Isaac Horney explored Mr Farthing's family history and couldn't believe his ears.

"His story of a childhood growing up in a grey little town where it rained every day, treeless streets of identical houses and passionately backing a football team who never won, seemed to be typical depressive ideation or false memory. Mr Farthing had six months of therapy but seemed to mainly want to talk about the weather - how miserable and cold it was in winter and later how difficult and hot it was in summer. I felt he wasn't responding to therapy at all and so I recommended drastic action - namely ECT or shock treatment".

"I was all strapped down on the table and they were about to put the rubber bit in my mouth when the psychiatric nurse picked up on my accent," said Mr Farthing. "I remember her saying 'Oh my God, I think we're making a terrible mistake'." Nurse Alice Sheen was a big fan of British comedy, giving her an understanding of the British psyche.

"Classic comedy characters like Tony Hancock, Albert Steptoe and Frank Spencer are all hopeless cases with no chance of ever doing well or escaping their circumstances," she explained to the baffled US medics. "That's funny in Britain and is not seen as pathological at all."

Identifying Mr Farthing as British changed his diagnosis from 'clinical depression' to 'rather quaint and charming' and he was immediately discharged from hospital, with a selection of brightly coloured leaflets and an "I love New York" T-shirt.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3206 on: July 07, 2014, 05:28:00 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3208 on: July 07, 2014, 09:43:22 PM »
Well,

We mere males can dream, can we not?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3209 on: July 08, 2014, 07:05:05 AM »
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"A refrigerator without beer is like a body without soul"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3210 on: July 09, 2014, 04:16:14 AM »
FAIR WARNING: This is pretty much NSFL.

NFSL
Fat people having... errr... uh, let's just say you're brave to click.

http://i.imgur.com/HgXeeYz.jpg

Admit it! You've always been curious! :P

Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3211 on: July 09, 2014, 05:19:14 AM »
FAIR WARNING: This is pretty much NSFL.


Well, I've always wanted to be brave  :P.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3212 on: July 09, 2014, 05:22:59 AM »
BTW, NFSL?  Apparently I'm behind the times  :'(.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3213 on: July 09, 2014, 05:24:49 AM »
BTW, NSFL?  Apparently I'm behind the times  :'(.

Not Safe For Life :)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3214 on: July 09, 2014, 05:28:12 AM »
Dunno 'bout dat ... they seemed to be  living  :P.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3215 on: July 09, 2014, 11:09:51 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3216 on: July 09, 2014, 04:20:52 PM »
Heh Giampy I don't even know what that pic means : )

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3217 on: July 09, 2014, 08:49:37 PM »
heh - how long would Angela last up there?  ;D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3218 on: July 09, 2014, 09:33:26 PM »
Heh Giampy I don't even know what that pic means : )


Germany beat Brazil in World Cup soccer.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3219 on: July 09, 2014, 09:34:01 PM »
A funny campaign ad (apolitical):

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3220 on: July 10, 2014, 03:40:58 AM »
Germany beat Brazil in World Cup soccer.

Not only: Germany destroyed Brazil 7-1.

"World reacts to Brazil’s humiliating 7-1 defeat to Germany in World Cup semifinals"
(headline from Herald Sun)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3221 on: July 10, 2014, 09:19:40 PM »
Troll Truck


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3222 on: July 10, 2014, 10:56:25 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3223 on: July 11, 2014, 09:33:26 AM »
My daughter just spotted this. Silly-funny.
North Korean missile test

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3224 on: July 11, 2014, 12:09:12 PM »
Troll Truck


How did they even do that? I'm guessing it's some sort of real truck and then somehow the footage is spliced together, then lettered over on top?