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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3075 on: May 21, 2014, 06:30:35 PM »
Vegetarian kitty needs broccoli, now!

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and a cookie for dessert.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3076 on: May 21, 2014, 06:39:41 PM »
 ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3077 on: May 21, 2014, 06:41:09 PM »
I just had to go searching for more video of the broccoli loving cat..

http://dailypicksand...ants-broccoli-video/

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3078 on: May 22, 2014, 12:24:21 PM »
Standing desk with a built in chair.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3079 on: May 22, 2014, 07:46:43 PM »
Try this one Tao...  should be OK -  :)
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Pretty good Crabby, I changed it just now.
It's still small because it's a thumbnail, but at least now with a little squinting you can read it!


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3080 on: May 23, 2014, 07:49:46 AM »
Just got off the phone with a client that was looking for information on how to do something. While walking them through the task they stated that "they didn't want training...they just wanted to know how to do it".

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...You just can't make this shit up.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3081 on: May 23, 2014, 09:48:29 AM »
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« Reply #3082 on: May 23, 2014, 09:48:56 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3083 on: May 23, 2014, 10:27:24 AM »
;D :P :Thmbsup:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3084 on: May 26, 2014, 04:45:51 AM »
   

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3085 on: May 29, 2014, 06:36:58 AM »
Some eternal truths...

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a government.
John Adams

If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of government. But then I repeat myself.
Mark Twain

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
Winston Churchill

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
Voltaire (1764)

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
Pericles (430 B.C.)

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866)

Talk is cheap...except when government does it.
Anonymous

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
Ronald Reagan


The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
Mark Twain


There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save government.
Mark Twain

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
Thomas Jefferson

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3086 on: May 29, 2014, 11:19:38 AM »
I'm really starting to like Mark Twain ^

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3087 on: May 29, 2014, 08:45:40 PM »
I'm really starting to like Mark Twain ^

If you like him, check out Ambrose Bierce and his Devil's Dictionary.

A few examples:

FREEDOM
, n. Exemption from the stress of authority in a beggarly half dozen of restraint's infinite multitude of methods. A political condition that every nation supposes itself to enjoy in virtual monopoly. Liberty. The distinction between freedom and liberty is not accurately known; naturalists have never been able to find a living specimen of either.

FRIENDLESS, adj. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.

GENEROUS, adj. Originally this word meant noble by birth and was rightly applied to a great multitude of persons. It now means noble by nature and is taking a bit of a rest.

HAPPINESS, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

HASH, x. There is no definition for this word—nobody knows what hash is.

HIPPOGRIFF, n. An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin. The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle. The hippogriff was actually, therefore, a one-quarter eagle, which is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of zoology is full of surprises.

HYPOCRITE, n. One who, professing virtues that he does not respect secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.

IGNORAMUS, n. A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.

IMPUNITY, n. Wealth.

JUSTICE, n. A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.

IMPARTIAL, adj. Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions.

LIBERTY, n. One of Imagination's most precious possessions.

ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.


Awesome stuff. First appearing in bits and pieces around 1887, and in complete book form in 1906,  it's amazing how spot-on so much of it remains.

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Bierce is also numbered among the finest of early horror and macabre fiction writers, taking his place with the likes of Arthur Machen and H.P. Lovecraft. A good deal of Ambrose Bierce can be found on Project Gutenberg. Author page is here.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #3088 on: May 29, 2014, 10:51:59 PM »
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