A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts: Mypenis
His wife starts laughing when the screen says: Error - Not long enough
Though none of my passwords contain body parts this still happens; too short or too weak.
Some sites are beginning to show what is 'long and/or strong' but many do not.
Guess it's easier (or more fun) to point out what you're doing wrong than it is to instruct or give examples?