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Last post Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  (Read 1433207 times)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2551 on: January 23, 2014, 01:19:49 PM »
So bitcoin, litecoin, and dogecoin walk into a busy bar.

Bitcoin says, "Drinks on me!" and gets in line at the bar.

Litecoin says, "I'll get the next round" and sits down.

Doge says nothing and comes back with the first round of drinks right away.

Bitcoin and Litecoin ask, "How did you get the drinks so fast?"

Dogecoin says, "Because I tip better than you two."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2552 on: January 23, 2014, 01:59:10 PM »
^ Ok... thats funny.  Especially in context.  And it's cool that I get it now  ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2553 on: January 23, 2014, 04:46:44 PM »
^ I had to look see if Doge were up or down -
looking at the recent rise, I'm presuming 'tip' is up.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2554 on: January 23, 2014, 06:09:27 PM »
So bitcoin, litecoin, and dogecoin walk into a busy bar.

Bitcoin says, "Drinks on me!" and gets in line at the bar.

Litecoin says, "I'll get the next round" and sits down.

Doge says nothing and comes back with the first round of drinks right away.

Bitcoin and Litecoin ask, "How did you get the drinks so fast?"

Dogecoin says, "Because I tip better than you two."

Dogecoin attempts to buy the first round, when the bartender says "No need. Cody Coin has already paid for the first round and has been sitting at the end of the bar waiting, for the last 7 years!"


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2555 on: January 23, 2014, 09:35:20 PM »
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True story:
Years ago, my grandfather had cut out some pictures of a vintage (30s era?) Harley-Davidson motorcycle from a magazine and framed them for me when I was quite young (I think I had told him I liked motorcycles at some point in my innocence).  Many years later, I went to transfer the pictures to a different frame as I had need of the original, and discovered the pictures were cut out of an Easy Rider magazine, circa 1960-something, and on the back of the photos was an article on selecting road kill to eat while your biker gang motorcycle enthusiast club was on a road trip.  It was surprisingly good advice on determining freshness, and how to select a suitable site off the side of the road to prepare the bounty.

All I could say was  :'(

Meanwhile, in Montana: http://www.huffingto...ntana_n_4020626.html

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2556 on: January 25, 2014, 04:26:36 AM »
A cross-cultural argument that had me laughing out loud. Lots.

There's something slightly Crocodile Dundee about this guy's argument with his neighbour.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2557 on: January 25, 2014, 06:23:07 AM »
A cross-cultural argument that had me laughing out loud. Lots.

There's something slightly Crocodile Dundee about this guy's argument with his neighbour.


It might not really be true at all.
David Thorne and 27b/6 is a known site which produced several of these kinds of "memes".

Notice the date, this one is 1.5 years old.



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2558 on: January 25, 2014, 06:31:37 AM »
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Dogecoin attempts to buy the first round, when the bartender says "No need. Cody Coin has already paid for the first round and has been sitting at the end of the bar waiting, for the last 7 years!"



http://devtome.com/d...ltcoin_cloning_guide

Get at 'er~! ;D  :Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2559 on: January 25, 2014, 08:17:43 AM »
There's something slightly Crocodile Dundee about this guy's argument with his neighbour.
It might not really be true at all.
I sort of hope it IS, but even if it isn't, it's still pretty funny.  :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2560 on: January 25, 2014, 09:29:45 AM »
There's something slightly Crocodile Dundee about this guy's argument with his neighbour.
It might not really be true at all.
I sort of hope it IS, but even if it isn't, it's still pretty funny.  :D

enjoyed :up:

I looked up Massanuten as I didnt know what continent it was on:

Screenshot - 2014-01-25 , 16_26_12.png

emphasis mine ;-)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2561 on: January 25, 2014, 10:12:18 PM »
I sort of hope it IS, but even if it isn't, it's still pretty funny.  :D

Here is his main page, but it doesn't look like he has added anything for a year.
http://www.27bslash6.com/



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2562 on: January 28, 2014, 08:09:58 PM »
This is so silly it just makes me smile.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2564 on: January 29, 2014, 04:20:48 AM »
On the dark side of humour, a friend sent me a link saying, "It's a good start."
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2565 on: January 29, 2014, 12:08:12 PM »
From Ren's article:
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Although details of Tuesday's event remain unclear, occasional suicides by London bank employees have incited criticism of the demands placed on some financial services workers, Reuters reported.

Right. Because 'Don't screw-up the economy you greedy prick' is such a complicated request.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2566 on: January 29, 2014, 01:13:48 PM »
A cross-cultural argument that had me laughing out loud. Lots.

There's something slightly Crocodile Dundee about this guy's argument with his neighbour.




Guess no one noticed Justin Flecker is from Australia (Crocodile Dundee) and David Thorne tells him to f**k off back to Austria (Arnold Schwarzenegger).   :huh:

True or not... a mirror in Justin's window, carefully aimed at one of David's windows would have fixed the issue.
This also works well for highrises.  Just in case you don't have a sixty-foot ladder or the stones to climb it.

... been there, done that... twice.  Worked both times.   :Thmbsup:  Two different jerks and houses.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2567 on: January 29, 2014, 04:24:51 PM »
You got your info right, but the names backwards.

David Thorne is from Australia, and the author of the piece. Justin is the neighbor with the bright light shining at David's window.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2568 on: January 29, 2014, 05:03:41 PM »
no bigger insult than telling someone to feck off back to the wrong country ;-)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2569 on: January 29, 2014, 07:22:39 PM »
Then there was the one about a guy named Arthur who was always wrong, until one day he came down with arthritis.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2570 on: January 31, 2014, 10:42:30 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2571 on: January 31, 2014, 10:46:00 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2572 on: January 31, 2014, 11:19:29 AM »
So they cook a potato in a manner that makes it taste like a raw fish...?!

Why didn't they just put raw potato slices in the bag?

<someone tries it> Hay this stuff tastes like shit!
<So does Sushi> Nailed It!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2573 on: January 31, 2014, 11:48:39 AM »
So they cook a potato in a manner that makes it taste like a raw fish...?!

Why didn't they just put raw potato slices in the bag?

<someone tries it> Hay this stuff tastes like shit!
<So does Sushi> Nailed It!

Raw potato slices aren't bad with a little salt or dipped in catsup.

Sushi however... if I wanted to eat raw fish I'd go scrape it off the railing at the pier.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2574 on: January 31, 2014, 12:17:07 PM »
Well, that's the thing about food (as with many other opinion related stuff)- it's all relative to the eater.  I like sushi, so...
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