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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2425 on: December 02, 2013, 12:11:33 PM »
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Someone needs to teach that kid that everything after the last slash is completely unnecessary.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2426 on: December 02, 2013, 12:47:16 PM »
rgdot, hahahahaah !!! great one.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2428 on: December 02, 2013, 03:42:30 PM »
^ Becomes even funnier when explained :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2429 on: December 02, 2013, 07:18:56 PM »
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2430 on: December 03, 2013, 02:37:26 AM »
^ meanwhile, some people, I mean rodents, have other plans...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2431 on: December 03, 2013, 10:32:52 AM »
Bob Dylan is going to be on trial:
http://www.theguardi...-sued-racism-croatia

Now he will sing "Knock knock knockin' on Courthouse's door..."


"A refrigerator without beer is like a body without soul"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2432 on: December 03, 2013, 06:57:46 PM »
^^ That's rather funny-ironic.
My, aren't we sensitive about our shameful history?
In similar vein, I read a while back that Turkey still wants the US to change it's description of "The Armenian genocide" to a euphemism.
I wonder what country doesn't have a shameful history?    :tellme:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2433 on: December 03, 2013, 07:09:20 PM »
^^ On the other hand, the British, of course, have nothing to be ashamed about in their historical record, since they were The British Empire, after all, and it is said that they could probably hush/expunge any annoying bad/embarrassing historical records. And don't forget they invented the D-Note.
Plus the British are superb at humour and never afraid of disarmingly poking fun at themselves - e.g., in the example of the Hinkley Point C elephant-in-the-room post above, in this thread, and The SnowdenGate pantomime (now playing).

It's been a good week for ironic British humour. I rather miss it, being an exiled Pom.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2434 on: December 03, 2013, 07:18:26 PM »
Mothers.

MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children?  Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat?  Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But it's your senior picture.  Can't you do something about your hair?  Styling gel, mousse - just something?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

JONAH'S MOTHER: "That's a nice story.  Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years."

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb.  Now turn it off and get to bed!"

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2435 on: December 03, 2013, 07:33:17 PM »
Copied from my humour database:

Scrambled English - and other languages.
If you haven't seen this scrambled English statement (below) before, take a look.  It seems to be another Internet myth, but it is not, though it is incorrect in its statement about Cambridge.

There was a tremendous Web page that examined this statement in detail, with several enlightening demonstrations. It was from Dr.Matt Davis, a researcher at the Cognition and Brain Sciences Unit, Cmabridge Uinervtisy... oh, you know what I mean.
Well worth a few minutes.
   http://www.mrc-cbu.c...att.davis/Cmabrigde/

The statement:
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2436 on: December 03, 2013, 07:40:20 PM »
Caught napping:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2437 on: December 03, 2013, 08:05:22 PM »
Someone needs to teach that kid that everything after the last slash is completely unnecessary.

If it isn't a hoax(that is).

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2438 on: December 03, 2013, 09:31:59 PM »
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Great ! I hope SC has OCR at hand...

That is just the top part of this post here.

Dear Santa 2.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]     Grinchworthy, isn't it?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2439 on: December 04, 2013, 12:08:53 AM »
^ in the middle "a new puppy"; and down the bottom "and $50 cash" ;D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2440 on: December 04, 2013, 06:09:02 AM »
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Someone needs to teach that kid that everything after the last slash is completely unnecessary.

Maybe it's so he could get referral money from Santa also! ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2441 on: December 04, 2013, 08:25:03 AM »
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Someone needs to teach that kid that everything after the last slash is completely unnecessary.

Maybe it's so he could get referral money from Santa also! ;D

That thought did cross my mind, so I did check it for the referral tag. None found.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2442 on: December 04, 2013, 09:43:56 AM »
Letter to Dr Ruth:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2443 on: December 06, 2013, 06:26:34 PM »
This is a screen shot from the Verizon Wireless website's Nokia Lumia 928 page:

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Wow! Really..?  The non-removable battery comes with the phone?  :wallbash: Derp! :wallbash:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2444 on: December 06, 2013, 06:34:16 PM »
The older model had to be plugged in 24/7 because it didn't have a battery at all  :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2445 on: December 08, 2013, 02:29:00 AM »
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This is something my husband would do, except for the $2. He'd insist they were all losers.

One year, for my birthday, I got an envelope from him stuffed full of pre-scratched Happy Birthday scratch-off tickets. There wasn't a winner in the bunch.  ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2447 on: December 09, 2013, 02:44:28 PM »
^Laundry Easter Island Gods  ;D





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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2448 on: December 10, 2013, 03:21:29 PM »

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« Reply #2449 on: December 10, 2013, 10:24:24 PM »