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Renegade:
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Arizona Hot:
Hidden in National Weather Service forecast P-L-E-A-S-E-P-A-Y-U-S - CNN.com
Arizona Hot:
1. Don't use a corpse of the opposite sex
Molly and Clayton Daniels faked Clayton's death to keep him out of jail and to collect on his $110,000 life insurance policy. They dug up a corpse, dressed it in Clayton's clothes, then burned it in a car crash. However, DNA testing revealed that the corpse was female.
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Bogus death for big bucks 7 dumbest mistakes - TODAY.com
IainB:
LOCKED OUT
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens.
"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"
"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis!".
Giampy:
Before marriage:
She: Hello!
He : At last! For a long time I have waited for such moment!
She: Do you wish I go away?
He : No! How can you think that??? I quake if I only image that
SHe: Do you love me?
He : Yes! At every hour of day and night
She: Have you ever denied me?
He : No! Never! Why do you ask that?
She: Do you wish to kiss me?
He : Yes, every time I can!
She: Can you ever be able to beat me?
He : Are you crazy??? You know how I am!
She: Can I trust you?
He : Yes!
She: Oh my dear...
After marriage:
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