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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2275 on: October 16, 2013, 02:30:32 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2277 on: October 17, 2013, 07:52:09 PM »
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1. Don't use a corpse of the opposite sex

Molly and Clayton Daniels faked Clayton's death to keep him out of jail and to collect on his $110,000 life insurance policy. They dug up a corpse, dressed it in Clayton's clothes, then burned it in a car crash. However, DNA testing revealed that the corpse was female.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2278 on: October 18, 2013, 06:27:24 AM »
LOCKED OUT
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
 
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
 
Magically it opens.
 
"That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"
 
"Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis!".

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2279 on: October 18, 2013, 06:43:39 AM »
Before marriage:

She: Hello!
He : At last! For a long time I have waited for such moment!
She: Do you wish I go away?
He : No! How can you think that??? I quake if I only image that
SHe: Do you love me?
He : Yes! At every hour of day and night
She: Have you ever denied me?
He : No! Never! Why do you ask that?
She: Do you wish to kiss me?
He : Yes, every time I can!
She: Can you ever be able to beat me?
He : Are you crazy??? You know how I am!
She: Can I trust you?
He : Yes!
She: Oh my dear...


After marriage:
Read the previous text from below to top
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2280 on: October 18, 2013, 08:06:29 AM »
That's unbelievably clever Giampy!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2281 on: October 20, 2013, 01:06:46 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2282 on: October 20, 2013, 05:20:49 AM »
^ I don't know... there's something just WRONG about kids singing black metal like that.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2283 on: October 20, 2013, 06:03:23 AM »
Here she is doing "Lullaby Crash"...



And another song she wrote called "Dog Poop"....



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2284 on: October 20, 2013, 10:09:07 AM »
Yeah... i saw her on the show.  It was disconcerting and cool at the same time.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2286 on: October 21, 2013, 03:44:38 PM »
Yeah... i saw her on the show.  It was disconcerting and cool at the same time.

I thought it was more cool than disconcerting. It's about people "walking the walk" of "innovating creatively". So at like age 8 she wasn't singing Miley Cyrus, she was singing "Teen metal".

I'll offer this as the equally funny counterpoint from the other side of life!
The Zimmers!
http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=-m0EZO5O2dM


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2287 on: October 21, 2013, 04:22:02 PM »
Yeah... i saw her on the show.  It was disconcerting and cool at the same time.

I thought it was more cool than disconcerting. It's about people "walking the walk" of "innovating creatively". So at like age 8 she wasn't singing Miley Cyrus, she was singing "Teen metal".

I'll offer this as the equally funny counterpoint from the other side of life!
The Zimmers!
http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=-m0EZO5O2dM



Well, the disconcerting part to me had nothing to do with song choice, but rather blowing out her vocal cords.  Most people think that screamo is just screaming and there is no art to it.  But there is.  And many people have ended up with blown vocal cords, vocal nodules, and many other vocal debilities from that misconception. http://www.drugs.com...-cord-disorders.html

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2288 on: October 21, 2013, 04:27:45 PM »
Yeah... i saw her on the show.  It was disconcerting and cool at the same time.

I thought it was more cool than disconcerting. It's about people "walking the walk" of "innovating creatively". So at like age 8 she wasn't singing Miley Cyrus, she was singing "Teen metal".

I'll offer this as the equally funny counterpoint from the other side of life!
The Zimmers!
http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=-m0EZO5O2dM

Both good fun :D
The panel's bad acting always distracts me on these shows, but I guess that has it's own element of humour (the "oh what a suprise" look, etc.)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2289 on: October 22, 2013, 08:21:52 AM »
Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2290 on: October 22, 2013, 09:06:37 AM »
Both good fun :D
The panel's bad acting always distracts me on these shows, but I guess that has it's own element of humour (the "oh what a suprise" look, etc.)

It's possible on some acts that a different pre-screen panel picked the act and that only Simon knows. Then he would be playing a joke on his panel mates.

After all, it is a different message to send to "allow an act on that you know you hate" and then proceed to hatebuzz. I know, they do it some, but it would be better again as above if only Simon knew.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2291 on: October 22, 2013, 09:11:09 AM »
[img]http://i.imgur.com/fB19z.gif[/img]

^that's a wonderful image/images Ren :-*

unfortunately,
 I have no idea what it's saying :-[
- dont know if that's cause of me - or cause of the image, or somewhere in between (anyone else understand it?)

Or is the whole thing taking the piss out of us cause we cannot get the joke or reference - or is it only when we realise that we cannot get it, that we do get it (getting very zen there)...
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2292 on: October 22, 2013, 09:30:17 AM »
^that's a wonderful image/images Ren :-*

unfortunately,
 I have no idea what it's saying :-[
- dont know if that's cause of me - or cause of the image, or somewhere in between (anyone else understand it?)

Or is the whole thing taking the piss out of us cause we cannot get the joke or reference - or is it only when we realise that we cannot get it, that we do get it (getting very zen there)...

I'm not sure if you're joking there or not. The thing is, it's just ironic. There's a phrase in English, "the joke just flew over his head" (or, "it went over his head"), which means that someone didn't get/understand the joke.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2293 on: October 22, 2013, 10:02:16 AM »
I'm not sure if you're joking there or not.

no, I'm just being my-slow-self ;) - how did I miss that :-\ :-\

I was working on information graphics lately and got partly distracted by that aspect - looking at the shape of the curve and all those numbers. What can I say - I'm easily distracted :-)
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« Reply #2294 on: October 22, 2013, 12:57:11 PM »
Or is the whole thing taking the piss out of us cause we cannot get the joke or reference - or is it only when we realise that we cannot get it, that we do get it (getting very zen there)...

Mu!


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2295 on: October 22, 2013, 05:27:16 PM »
This GIF of Andy Reid as the Kool-Aid man will make you smile.jpg

This GIF of Andy Reid as the Kool-Aid man will make you smile

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2296 on: October 23, 2013, 07:15:09 PM »
Uomo al guinzaglio - 1385393_548126485256797_1625280133_n.jpg
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2298 on: October 24, 2013, 02:01:14 PM »
Apparently American Banks think we're playing Monopoly

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2299 on: October 24, 2013, 08:17:46 PM »
Apparently American Banks think we're playing Monopoly
 (see attachment in previous post)

Gotta love that! :)

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