Three guys walk into a bar, an FBI agent, a CIA agent, and an NSA analyst. They get their drinks and the FBI guy says, "So, how's that Budget Accountability Review treating you?"
The NSA guy says "I can't talk about it."
The CIA guy says "I'd have to kill you."
With a chuckle, the FBI agent goes to the bathroom, at which point the NSA analyst turns to the CIA agent and says "Okay, I have to ask - everyone keeps talking about a 'budget' and I have NO IDEA what that is."
The CIA guy replies, "I'll tell you all about it if you can explain what 'accountability' means."