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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2250 on: October 09, 2013, 12:03:08 AM »
A funny LEGO representation of the current national financial crisis in the US: http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2013/10/congressional-budget-stalemate-lego/70210/

Heh Did you see my earlier statements about "-0.2368% favor for each action Ted Cruz has made" in the other threads? So then you get a scorekeeping version of this lego "article"!


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2251 on: October 09, 2013, 12:26:13 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2252 on: October 09, 2013, 04:21:49 AM »
ACAB... from another point of view:

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Acab.jpg

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2253 on: October 09, 2013, 06:09:37 PM »
THIS.IS.TOO.AWESOME.FOR.WORDS.

http://mentalfloss.c...opens-only-canadians

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2254 on: October 10, 2013, 12:06:56 PM »
Three guys walk into a bar, an FBI agent, a CIA agent, and an NSA analyst. They get their drinks and the FBI guy says, "So, how's that Budget Accountability Review treating you?"

The NSA guy says "I can't talk about it."

The CIA guy says "I'd have to kill you."

With a chuckle, the FBI agent goes to the bathroom, at which point the NSA analyst turns to the CIA agent and says "Okay, I have to ask - everyone keeps talking about a 'budget' and I have NO IDEA what that is."

The CIA guy replies, "I'll tell you all about it if you can explain what 'accountability' means."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2255 on: October 10, 2013, 12:09:25 PM »
:Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup: :Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2256 on: October 10, 2013, 03:45:55 PM »
Progress:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2257 on: October 10, 2013, 05:48:42 PM »
+1 Nice one, @wraith808. Very droll.

^^ @Giampy: That is unnecessarily unkind.   ;)
Mind you, some of the scientists seem to be praying for worse weather, nowadays...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2258 on: October 10, 2013, 05:59:45 PM »
THE POWER OUTAGE
We had a power outage last week.
My computer, television and game console immediately shut down.
It was raining so I couldn’t play golf.
All I could do was talk to my wife for a few hours.
 
She seems like a nice person.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2259 on: October 10, 2013, 06:42:13 PM »
^^ @Giampy:[/b] That is unnecessarily unkind.   ;)
Mind you, some of the scientists seem to be praying for worse weather, nowadays...

I thought it was rather accurate. The top row keeps churning forward...and the bottom row keeps praying they don't blow up the planet in the process.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2260 on: October 10, 2013, 07:01:07 PM »
I thought it was rather accurate. The top row keeps churning forward...and the bottom row keeps praying they don't blow up the planet in the process.
Ah, I see! I had not put that interpretation on it.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2261 on: October 10, 2013, 09:57:05 PM »
^^ @Giampy:[/b] That is unnecessarily unkind.   ;)
Mind you, some of the scientists seem to be praying for worse weather, nowadays...

I thought it was rather accurate. The top row keeps churning forward...and the bottom row keeps praying they don't blow up the planet in the process.

Well, yes, it's a little snarky but it's also insightful that the role of what a religion is for needs to be careful that it can in fact be updated. The problem with hard line religions at least for me is that they create cognitive dissonance when starting with a premise like an "unlimited being" which increasingly does comparatively less than we mere mortals. There was a whole book about that called "God of the Gaps".

Especially funny are the "Heaven promises" a couple of people have made, such as "I promise to email you from heaven." (... Crickets...) It leads into funny discussions like "uh ... well that's not what Heaven is for..." (?!)

To which the only reply is "So what IS it for?"





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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2262 on: October 11, 2013, 06:10:43 AM »
^I'm going to reply in the basement cause you're already heading into territory where some people will be getting defensive or offended. And I guess I'd only be stirring that up even more by replying here.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2263 on: October 11, 2013, 08:29:35 AM »
I thought it was rather accurate. The top row keeps churning forward...and the bottom row keeps praying they don't blow up the planet in the process.

Hahahaha!

Pretty much!

I'm pretty darn sure that the vanguard of human destruction is "science". :P ;D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2264 on: October 12, 2013, 01:52:04 AM »
Studio C's Shoulder Angel (and a Shoulder Devil):











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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2265 on: October 12, 2013, 05:58:10 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2266 on: October 12, 2013, 10:06:53 PM »
What do you think Siri would look like? I think she would look like the girl in the right picture.

What Does Siri Look Like.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Young girl geek2.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  

What Does Siri Look Like Here Are Her Many Possible Faces    

Nothing to Prove - Geek Girls & The Doubleclicks - YouTube
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2269 on: October 12, 2013, 11:53:56 PM »
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Hilarious!  Thanks for that!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2270 on: October 13, 2013, 04:25:24 AM »
Two forgers print many banknotes, but then they notice to have printed 550$ banknotes. They get nervous and upset.
One of them says: "Give me one banknote. I will try to exchange it".
He exits and after many hours he comes back. He is enthusiastic.
"Hey, do you know? I have exchanged the money! The guy I met is ready to exchange even other banknotes! We've got it!!!".
Other forger: "What luck!!! What money did you get in exchange for those 550$?"

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"I got five 110$ banknotes!"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2271 on: October 13, 2013, 09:41:29 AM »

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Slow Down Music - Where I commit thought crimes...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2273 on: October 15, 2013, 10:00:07 PM »
A bit of Navy humour:

20130913-161008.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2274 on: October 16, 2013, 12:19:15 AM »
A bit of Navy humour:
 (see attachment in previous post)

Not only is that good from the Navy angle, but in the descriptions there are some funny "story plots" there as well!