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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2175 on: September 21, 2013, 03:40:54 AM »
^ Not an image that I think I want in my head...  :'(

Too bad! The Bible is the Word of God and God hath commanded you to think ... long and hard ... upon those things!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2176 on: September 21, 2013, 04:43:05 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2177 on: September 21, 2013, 10:12:39 AM »

A chicken farmer went  to the local bar...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
 
The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."
 
"What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added: "It is a special day for me .... I'm celebrating."
 
"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.
 
"What a coincidence," said the farmer.
 
While they toasted, the man asked: "What are you celebrating?"
 
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today,
my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."
 
"What a coincidence!" said the man.  "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were  infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."
 
"This is awesome" said  the woman.  "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
 
"I used a different rooster," the farmer said.
 
The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence!"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2178 on: September 21, 2013, 10:28:28 AM »
The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence!"

BWAHAHAHA! ;D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2179 on: September 21, 2013, 03:33:49 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2180 on: September 21, 2013, 05:58:11 PM »
^ awesome stuff!  :Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2181 on: September 22, 2013, 06:53:34 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2182 on: September 23, 2013, 01:01:16 AM »
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What I'm wondering is what the 2 people who downloaded the thesis thought of it? Probably never know.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2183 on: September 23, 2013, 06:21:11 AM »
Apparently true, and an amusing glimpse of "quaint but amazing" modern Americana: Ohio State University Gets Armored Military Vehicle, Repeatedly Dodges Questions About It

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« Reply #2184 on: September 23, 2013, 06:43:19 AM »
Apparently true, and an amusing glimpse of "quaint but amazing" modern Americana: Ohio State University Gets Armored Military Vehicle, Repeatedly Dodges Questions About It

I didn't know hazing was such a problem there! ;)

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Several attempts to contact the university have garnered little information about why a vehicle, which was specifically designed for asymmetric warfare, is needed on campus.

Militarized campus cops vs. kids with water balloons - yep - that's asymmetric warfare! ;D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2185 on: September 23, 2013, 07:00:53 AM »
Several attempts to contact the university have garnered little information about why a vehicle, which was specifically designed for asymmetric warfare, is needed on campus.

Militarized campus cops vs. kids with water balloons - yep - that's asymmetric warfare!
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Yes, because Ohio has such a stellar track record with the use of force... (4 dead in O-Hi-Ooo...)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2186 on: September 23, 2013, 07:47:48 AM »
Apparently true, and an amusing glimpse of "quaint but amazing" modern Americana: Ohio State University Gets Armored Military Vehicle, Repeatedly Dodges Questions About It

If it were the Newark campus of any university in NJ, I'd wonder why they only bought one.

I didn't know hazing was such a problem there! ;)

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Several attempts to contact the university have garnered little information about why a vehicle, which was specifically designed for asymmetric warfare, is needed on campus.

Militarized campus cops vs. kids with water balloons - yep - that's asymmetric warfare! ;D

Don't assume that's water in those balloons. There are plenty of recipes for more potent things that can be concocted from stuff available at any $1 store or supermarket that are quite a bit more painful than water, which one could fill a balloon or Super Soaker with, that any dummy can make. And people are less likely to follow the directions, exactly, making substitutes and increasing the amounts of the irritating substances in the recipes, to make them much more potent than intended. And university athletes are more likely to be able to throw a "water" balloon farther, and with more accuracy, than the campus police can shoot with their pepper spray. Sure, so far you have only seen the campus police attacking peaceful students with pepper spray, but if the normally peaceful students are pushed to start fighting back, their pepper spray canisters will be no match for the stuff a chemistry student can concoct and an athlete can throw. And Zombie Apocalypse culture has given plenty of young people the reason and opportunity to think seriously about easy to make homemade weaponry. It could end up a war between campus police and an entire student body with MacGuyver-like skills. (they don't need no stinkin' guns; just common, ordinary, everyday stuff!) ;)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2187 on: September 23, 2013, 12:42:01 PM »
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« Reply #2188 on: September 23, 2013, 12:44:58 PM »
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« Reply #2189 on: September 23, 2013, 12:45:52 PM »

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« Reply #2190 on: September 23, 2013, 12:50:20 PM »
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« Reply #2191 on: September 23, 2013, 06:47:03 PM »
Mouser Electronics.jpg  Mouser has relatives in the electronics business.  

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2192 on: September 24, 2013, 09:45:30 PM »
Ok... this is hilarious.  Especially as GTA V just came out.

http://www.funnyordi...el-l-jackson-s-fault

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« Reply #2193 on: September 24, 2013, 10:49:00 PM »
Ok... this is hilarious.  Especially as GTA V just came out.

http://www.funnyordi...el-l-jackson-s-fault

That was very good!  :Thmbsup:

I did get spooked at the end when I saw the URL, but checked it out, and at first glance it seems sane.
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« Reply #2194 on: September 24, 2013, 11:09:23 PM »
I use that site actually to check the ratings for a lot of movies- they go overboard sometimes, but it's been pretty reliable.

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« Reply #2195 on: September 25, 2013, 12:22:53 AM »
I use that site actually to check the ratings for a lot of movies- they go overboard sometimes, but it's been pretty reliable.

Damn! Just checked out the movie rating system there. It even has specific ages listed! Not ranges! That's excellent!  :Thmbsup:

I'll have to keep that site in mind over the years.
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« Reply #2196 on: September 25, 2013, 06:32:43 AM »
Ok... this is hilarious.  Especially as GTA V just came out.

http://www.funnyordi...el-l-jackson-s-fault

Class A dig on people needing to take responsibility for what their kids watch/do ... Not to mention that SLJ has been a favorite of mine for years. :Thmbsup:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2197 on: September 25, 2013, 05:54:33 PM »
come on guys, you're being serious and that's inappropriate

this is supposed to be a nonsense thread!!!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2198 on: September 25, 2013, 06:45:40 PM »
come on guys, you're being serious and that's inappropriate

this is supposed to be a nonsense thread!!!

Heh it's also the NSFW thread and that video should be snuck into 3rd grade classrooms everywhere!

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« Reply #2199 on: September 25, 2013, 07:43:56 PM »