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Renegade:
^ Do a search for flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th:
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=flight+666+to+HEL+on+Friday+the+13th
I'll leave the reader to find the laughs there. :)
Arizona Hot:
I wonder if the pilot was tempted to announce it as Flight 666 to HELL-sinki? Would you have boarded if you found out that all the other passengers were charter members of Atheists International?
Renegade:
I wonder if the pilot was tempted to announce it as Flight 666 to HELL-sinki? Would you have boarded if you found out that all the other passengers were charter members of Atheists International?
-Arizona Hot (September 13, 2013, 09:37 PM)
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I'd probably be more worried if the plane were mostly populated with members of the Church of Satan. :P ;D
Arizona Hot:
Did you hear about the Microsoft Windows programmer who died?
He found himself in front of a committee that decides whether you go to Heaven or Hell.
The committee told the programmer he had some say in the matter and asked him if he wanted to see Heaven and Hell before stating his preference.
"Sure," he said, so an angel took him to a place with a sunny beach, volleyball, and rock and roll, where everyone was having a great time.
"Wow!" he exclaimed. "Heaven is great!"
"Wrong," said the angel. "That was Hell. Want to see Heaven?"
"Sure!" So the angel took him to another place. Here a bunch of people were sitting in a park playing bingo and feeding dead pigeons.
"This is Heaven?" asked the Windows programmer.
"Yup," said the angel.
"Then I'll take Hell." Instantly he found himself plunged up to his neck in red-hot lava, with the hosts of the damned in torment around him. "Where's the beach? The music? The volleyball?" he screamed frantically to the angel.
"That was the demo," she replied as she vanished.
Renegade:
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