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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2150 on: September 13, 2013, 07:42 PM »
^ Do a search for flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th:

https://duckduckgo.c...L+on+Friday+the+13th

I'll leave the reader to find the laughs there. :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2151 on: September 13, 2013, 09:37 PM »
I wonder if the pilot was tempted to announce it as Flight 666 to HELL-sinki? Would you have boarded if you found out that all the other passengers were charter members of Atheists International?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2152 on: September 13, 2013, 09:52 PM »
I wonder if the pilot was tempted to announce it as Flight 666 to HELL-sinki? Would you have boarded if you found out that all the other passengers were charter members of Atheists International?

I'd probably be more worried if the plane were mostly populated with members of the Church of Satan. :P ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2153 on: September 13, 2013, 09:59 PM »
Did you hear about the Microsoft Windows programmer who died?
He found himself in front of a committee that decides whether you go to Heaven or Hell.

The committee told the programmer he had some say in the matter and asked him if he wanted to see Heaven and Hell before stating his preference.

"Sure," he said, so an angel took him to a place with a sunny beach, volleyball, and rock and roll, where everyone was having a great time.

"Wow!" he exclaimed. "Heaven is great!"

"Wrong," said the angel. "That was Hell. Want to see Heaven?"

"Sure!" So the angel took him to another place. Here a bunch of people were sitting in a park playing bingo and feeding dead pigeons.

"This is Heaven?" asked the Windows programmer.

"Yup," said the angel.

"Then I'll take Hell." Instantly he found himself plunged up to his neck in red-hot lava, with the hosts of the damned in torment around him. "Where's the beach? The music? The volleyball?" he screamed frantically to the angel.

"That was the demo," she replied as she vanished.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2154 on: September 17, 2013, 06:15 AM »


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2155 on: September 17, 2013, 11:30 AM »
Clowning around? Pure awesomeness! ;D

http://www.belfastte...sersby-29584319.html

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Creepy Northampton clown terrifying residents by standing around on street corners staring at passers-by

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However, many messages have expressed anger at the clown for scaring people, with one user writing: "You've been spotted now get out of the clown suit and start acting like a grown up that you supposing are and stop scaring people as some people do have real fears of clowns and you are terrorising them despite what you may say." Others have threatened violence should they see the clown.

HAHAHAHAHAA~! ;D



Silly? 110%.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2156 on: September 17, 2013, 04:25 PM »
Engaged squirrels:

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(animated image)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2157 on: September 17, 2013, 04:28 PM »
That's cute Giampy!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2160 on: September 18, 2013, 12:55 PM »
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Dark Roasted Blend - Huge Semi-Submersible Ships

How would you like one of these in your bathtub?



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2162 on: September 19, 2013, 07:11 AM »
How to calm a crying baby?




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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2163 on: September 19, 2013, 07:40 AM »
How to calm a crying baby?

The baby was crying because it was too quiet, LOL!  ;D

I hear a lot of babies respond well to the sound of a loud vacuum cleaner, and some babies, it's the only way to get them to go to sleep.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2164 on: September 19, 2013, 10:43 AM »
How to calm a crying baby?

The baby was crying because it was too quiet, LOL!  ;D

I hear a lot of babies respond well to the sound of a loud vacuum cleaner, and some babies, it's the only way to get them to go to sleep.

I notice that the baby stopped crying when the bass kicked in. It's probably that rhythmic thumping, and not the "hail Satan let's kill the baby" stuff that settled it.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2165 on: September 19, 2013, 11:52 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2166 on: September 19, 2013, 05:03 PM »
couldn't decide whethter this should go here or in the music video's thread....


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2167 on: September 19, 2013, 05:33 PM »
Ultra Reality:  What would you do in this situation?[/url]

Oh, so *that's* why I can't get a job!
:D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2168 on: September 19, 2013, 05:42 PM »

That's some good stuff in humor today!

First, from the scores one, there's sig gold there:

"add bicycle... gradually become agitated... remove cattle from stage... "RELEASE THE PENGUINS!"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2169 on: September 20, 2013, 06:33 AM »
Mouse of PC can produce tendinitis and other diseases to our wrist. To verify if you are at risk or to verify the condition of your wrist, try this simple test: using the mouse drag the letter A on the letter B.

A

Stop to fuck around and get back to work!

B

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2170 on: September 20, 2013, 08:21 AM »
^ ;D


very good :D


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2172 on: September 21, 2013, 12:28 AM »

At the intersection of religion and NSFW humor, I advise y'all to study with great fervor!

"Today's Sermon will be on Ezekiel 23:20"!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2173 on: September 21, 2013, 03:12 AM »
^ Not an image that I think I want in my head...  :'(

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2174 on: September 21, 2013, 03:31 AM »
^ Not an image that I think I want in my head...  :'(

Too bad! The Bible is the Word of God and God hath commanded you to think ... long and hard ... upon those things!

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