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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2100 on: September 02, 2013, 06:59:50 PM »
In honor of Edward Snowden, I changed my avatar pic!

I'm going to look for some fun signs to put in my next post.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2101 on: September 02, 2013, 07:07:33 PM »
Here are some more signs! I think more of them are photoshopped than the site lets on, but hey! Why not? At least the concepts are great!

In honor of Edward Snowden! This became my profile pic!
Secure Watchful Eyes Crop1b.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

The Runner Up:
Dept Precrime.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

This one is for Renny!
Toilet Cam.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

You are being monitored.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2102 on: September 02, 2013, 07:29:34 PM »
Here are some "simple" funny ones.
Cthulu Crossing1.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]      Private Parking.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Future Warnings 1a.pngsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

NewMath1.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]      Unexpected1.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Guy remote.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

This next one is terrifying!
Shopping.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Used Cows.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]      shoplifters.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Speed Limits.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Falling People.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]      complex sign1.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Pit Bull.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Instant Death vs fine.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2103 on: September 02, 2013, 08:56:46 PM »
A few more signs:

Help Desk.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]         Beware.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]       Helicopter.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2104 on: September 02, 2013, 10:09:32 PM »
Here is a gif of the fake punt play in the Villanova vs. Boston College game for the gif lovers here.

Tricky Villanova.gif

Villanova fake punt confuses cameraman, entire BC defense

Villanova vs. Boston College final score Wildcats tire against Eagles, fall 24-14

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2105 on: September 03, 2013, 01:19:02 AM »
This one is for Renny! (see attachment in previous post)

You're trying to trick me! But my super-powers of not pissing myself laughing have only grown stronger!!! I now have the power of pissing all over the bathroom everywhere and short circuiting cameras power!!! :P

In other "dick" news...

http://imgur.com/gallery/zZ7SD (NSFW)

Yeah, that's how you mold clay!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2106 on: September 03, 2013, 10:45:48 AM »
Would you like to have sex with me?

No... Not you! It's the question in the videos below! You perv! :P (But the answer is still no!)

Chick asks dudes...



Dude asks chicks...



:P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2107 on: September 03, 2013, 11:59:10 AM »
sez it all!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2108 on: September 03, 2013, 11:40:42 PM »
CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS SHORT FILMS!

http://www.explosm.n.../episode/50/the-rope



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2110 on: September 04, 2013, 07:54:32 AM »
Climate model control knobs (large).jpg

Explanation:
Spoiler
  • A brilliant and decidedly mocking cartoon.
  • The "new" discovery (QED) of the huge ocean knob. (How could you miss anything that big? Ah, of course, it's on the other side, out of sight if you hadn't accidentally gone there.)
  • The tiny little control called "CO2" on the front panel that is getting all the focus of attention by the scientists. (The "greenhouse gas" CO2 is a trace gas - 0.0314%.)
  • The huge water vapour knob (this "greenhouse gas" is the most plentiful at 3%) that no-one has noticed or is looking at, and that can be turned all the way up to 11. (Probably a homage to Spinal Tap, talking about their amps being better than other bands: "Ours go to 11".)
  • A bored scientist has accidentally wandered over to the opposite side of the machine and has just noticed the Sun controls there. (The major influence of earth temps.)
  • The machine being so huge and complex, it's sides disappear into the infinite perspective. (Possibly a reference to HHGTTG Deep Thought.)
  • The general implication that the scientists clearly understand very little of how the machine/climate operates.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2111 on: September 04, 2013, 10:10:37 AM »
(see attachment in previous post)
Explanation:

Hehehe!

To quote the fellow that brought you the extra-dimensional reptilian alien conspiracy, "It's the Sun, stupid!"
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2112 on: September 04, 2013, 12:12:34 PM »
wjkio24.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2113 on: September 04, 2013, 12:57:22 PM »
I don't get it.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2114 on: September 04, 2013, 03:36:28 PM »
It's silly.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2115 on: September 04, 2013, 04:48:36 PM »
I don't get it.
It's silly.

well, it's taking the piss, isn't it?
hopefully more out of sexual repression, [often fueled by religion], than out of religion itself (or that's how I'd read it anyway, seeing as "the man" has never been quoted saying anything like that).
Note to self and everyone else though: religion related discussions belong in the basement ;-)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2116 on: September 04, 2013, 06:06:34 PM »
A mother went into her son's bedroom and caught him in the act of mast'g.
"Johnny!" she exclaimed, "Don't you realise that if you keep doing that your eyesight will get so bad that you'll go blind?!"
Johnny looked at her and said "Well, can I just do it until I need spectacles, mummy?"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2117 on: September 05, 2013, 10:04:45 AM »

Just to be sure:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2118 on: September 05, 2013, 01:46:22 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2119 on: September 05, 2013, 08:07:35 PM »
^^ That's excellent!  :Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2120 on: September 05, 2013, 08:14:21 PM »
I always giggle at that. You get 500 programmers who can write 500 lines of code but they can't get the *same seven* grammar points right.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2121 on: September 06, 2013, 02:11:22 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2122 on: September 06, 2013, 07:31:10 AM »
There was a Russian transistor who worked as a prostitute specialising in S&M. She was so hot she radiated in the infra red end of the spectrum. "Resistance is futile!" she would say to her delightfully terrified customers.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2123 on: September 06, 2013, 08:10:14 AM »
This is just cute!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2124 on: September 09, 2013, 03:18:48 AM »
http://www.dailymail...d-Mediterranean.html

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Bungling drug smugglers set £50million of hash on fire and jumped overboard after being caught by coastguard in the Mediterranean
  • Freighter was 'buzzed' by a helicopter from the Italian coastguard
  • Ship was Tanzania-registered, with nine people on board jumping into sea
  • 30 tonnes of hash had been loaded on in Turkey

Wow. Cue stoner jokes...
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