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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2050 on: August 19, 2013, 07:38:22 AM »

A further evidence that burqa is incompatible with modernity:

Burqa - tumblr_mrgewmsHbL1qjpgmeo1_1280.jpg

(though this is more a serious social matter than silly humor)
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« Last Edit: August 19, 2013, 07:43:49 AM by Giampy »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2051 on: August 19, 2013, 08:54:18 AM »
Please support a petition to add carcinogens to the water supply...



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2052 on: August 19, 2013, 10:13:31 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2053 on: August 20, 2013, 12:49:00 AM »
A further evidence that burqa is incompatible with modernity:
 (see attachment in previous post)
(though this is more a serious social matter than silly humor)

she was walking down the street, then whoosh! her dress blew up

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2054 on: August 20, 2013, 04:17:41 AM »
Whilst it might make a lot of sense to some, I have to say that my old school never did anything as exciting as this ...    ;D
Interesting ... but then again my daughter's school might get involved in something similar (as part of Science classes), as I gather there is an experiment underway to patrol New Zealand waterways with drones, for visual checks and detection of problems. - e.g., including blockages, or dead stock floating in the river.
The background to that makes a lot of sense. It's all about maintaining the NZ "clean, green" marketing image - NZ research has apparently just established that 61% of its waterways are unfit to swim in...    :o

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2055 on: August 20, 2013, 05:13:49 AM »
Whilst it might make a lot of sense to some, I have to say that my old school never did anything as exciting as this ...    ;D

Don't tell me... It's a field trip here. Lucky kids!  :Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2056 on: August 20, 2013, 06:23:28 AM »
For anyone that needs to say "^ THIS!", here's something to help you out. ;)

THIS!
THIS.gif

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2057 on: August 21, 2013, 05:13:06 AM »

Giornata senza tabacco - tumblr_mrvl84zfcL1qjpgmeo1_500.jpg
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2058 on: August 22, 2013, 07:26:02 AM »
Spooning in the frying pan:

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- sliced halloumi cheese, with character ;-)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2059 on: August 22, 2013, 11:23:17 AM »
This is just too damn good. I debated putting it in its own thread, but, well, it's here:

Fuck Copyright

Enjoy! And feel free to copy it if you like. ;)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2060 on: August 23, 2013, 07:46:18 AM »
WWW => World Wide Wiretap :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2061 on: August 23, 2013, 08:54:55 AM »
This is just too damn good. I debated putting it in its own thread, but, well, it's here:

Fuck Copyright

Enjoy! And feel free to copy it if you like. ;)

There's some really good ones there.

Too bad the "license" is a little strange. I'm sure someone would make a ruckus about it. : (

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2062 on: August 23, 2013, 10:11:17 AM »
This is just too damn good. I debated putting it in its own thread, but, well, it's here:

Fuck Copyright

Enjoy! And feel free to copy it if you like. ;)

There's some really good ones there.

Too bad the "license" is a little strange. I'm sure someone would make a ruckus about it. : (

^huh? what license? [edit] or am I being slow - and you just being silly there !?! [/edit]


I suspect that *is* a topic that requires a separate thread though ... any moderater willing/able to split it (or think that a good idea?)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2063 on: August 23, 2013, 10:48:00 AM »
No I'm serious Tomos,
Specifically because they chose to lampoon copyright, but then their site says "copy out of love", that's too vague.

Hence I was making a meta-comment. Because that means I could borrow stuff all over their site and do random things, and one day they'd get grumpy, and then you get back to how nothing is ever as simple as "copy out of love" - that's what Creative Commons was supposed to be.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2064 on: August 23, 2013, 06:54:29 PM »
This should help out:

http://copyheart.org/manifesto/

It outlines the idea.

And you need a new fridge:



In order to get your fridge, you need to pass through here:



Once you have your fridge, make a trip to the supermarket to fill it up. Have some fun while you're there:



:P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2065 on: August 23, 2013, 08:27:32 PM »
NSFW - CAUTION - NSFW - Disgusting, but funny in a sick way

http://www.myzimbabw...ed-by-three-men.html

Quote
Chicken dies after being gang-raped by three men

Chicken dies after being gang-raped by three menThree men in Kapiri Mposhi district in Zambia are alleged to have raped a chicken until it died in a case of suspected witchcraft. The three named men, aged 80, 66 and 35 years, are believed to have taken turns in having canal knowledge of a hen which later died yesterday.

...snip...

"It is not the first time that such cases have occurred. We have several of them and it is just that we do not know why these cases are so high," headwoman Chimbuleni added. zambia watchdog

AND IT'S COMMON!  :o

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2066 on: August 23, 2013, 09:27:00 PM »
This should help out:

http://copyheart.org/manifesto/

It outlines the idea.

It might outline the idea, but reality and the law doesn't quite work like that.

http://c4sif.org/201...es-even-enforceable/

Nothing takes the place of a document spelling out your rights under whatever license the creator decides to grant you, hand signed by the copyright holder. That document is proof of permission. Anything else, no matter how fluffy and feel good it is, is not a suitable legally binding substitute.*


*says the woman who releases a lot of art under a CC-BY license, so let's not get into a debate where anyone accuses me of being some sort of copyright enforcement nut.I know the reality of what I am doing, but there really isn't an alternative. I have also threatened to rise from my grave and haunt future generations of my heirs, should any of them decide to go against my wishes and sue the users of my work for copyright infringement.And yes, I know the folly of that threat being about as enforceable as my CC-BY license is.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2067 on: August 23, 2013, 09:53:37 PM »
It might outline the idea, but reality and the law doesn't quite work like that.

http://c4sif.org/201...es-even-enforceable/

Nothing takes the place of a document spelling out your rights under whatever license the creator decides to grant you, hand signed by the copyright holder. That document is proof of permission. Anything else, no matter how fluffy and feel good it is, is not a suitable legally binding substitute.*

Well, yes and no.

As the owner, you're able to do whatever you want with it. If you declare your license to be what she's described, then that's it. e.g. If you release something into the public domain, well, there it is. Done.

The reality is that this is a bit of contract law that has never been tested in any court. So, how the courts would deem to screw people over is as of yet unknown.

Here's a license that I'll just pull out of my ass:



THE RENEGADE ETERNAL ALDEBARAN LICENSE (A.K.A. The REAL license)

You are hereby granted an unlimited, perpetual and non-revocable right to do whatever you darn well feel like with the materials pursuant to the following conditions:

a) You may not seek legal recourse for any of your use or non-use of the materials.
b) You agree that no court may make any ruling on your use or non-use of the materials.
c) In the event of any loophole in the above conditions, you agree to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of the Aldebaran system in the Taurus constellation.



It's a simple agreement that falls under contract law, but isn't enforceable by any of our corrupt courts. (Yeah, there are holes in it... it should be a viral license, but whatever - close enough. The point is that it hasn't been tested in court.)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2068 on: August 24, 2013, 12:32:44 AM »
Actually Renny, it doesn't fall under contract law.

Since the elements of a contract are
Offer - Acceptance - Consideration - Capacity - Legality, you get stuck because you can't sign a contract that says "no court may make a ruling on this".


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2069 on: August 24, 2013, 02:23:15 AM »
Actually Renny, it doesn't fall under contract law.

No?

Since the elements of a contract are
Offer - Acceptance - Consideration - Capacity - Legality, you get stuck because you can't sign a contract that says "no court may make a ruling on this".

Well, IANAL, but I see no reason why you and I can't make an agreement and for both of us to explicitly deny the courts any jurisdiction. We *can* do that. Now, how much any court would respect that, I don't know. They tend to like meddling in people's business. :P But the point above was that the Copyheart license hasn't been tested.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2070 on: August 24, 2013, 02:25:34 AM »
So I'm sitting out on the porch having a smoke when a neighbour drops some stuff in the recycling bin. I say, "You know that by recycling you're denying the landfill miners the opportunity to make a living in the future, eh?" She looks at me like I'm crazy, "Uh, ok." :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2071 on: August 24, 2013, 02:48:15 AM »
Well, IANAL, but I see no reason why you and I can't make an agreement and for both of us to explicitly deny the courts any jurisdiction. We *can* do that. Now, how much any court would respect that, I don't know. They tend to like meddling in people's business. :P But the point above was that the Copyheart license hasn't been tested.

Unless the law is cooler in Aussieland, you *can't* do that - you can't make a contract that is literally unenforceable by law. That's what that last term means.

So no matter how much dear ol' Renny says he wants to, Some Contracts Cannot Be Made. They basically cease to "legally" exist about 0.000000314159236 milliseconds after they are made.

A more silly exaggerated example is "I promise to shoot myself in the head if Microsoft Stock doesn't rise 17 points with Ballmer's departure".

p.s. please take the "anal" out of not being a lawyer. It's the worst tragedy of acronyms ever created!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2072 on: August 24, 2013, 03:06:12 AM »
Ren, and anyone else interested,

Instead of discussing copyright and unenforceable contracts in this humor thread, maybe it would be better in the original thread I started with that very link I posted earlier: http://www.donationc...ex.php?topic=30129.0

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2073 on: August 24, 2013, 04:14:12 AM »
Ren, and anyone else interested,

Instead of discussing copyright and unenforceable contracts in this humor thread, maybe it would be better in the original thread I started with that very link I posted earlier: http://www.donationc...ex.php?topic=30129.0

I used my dark Cthulhu magical powers to raise the necrothread! MWAHAHAHA!

http://www.donationc....msg335499#msg335499
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #2074 on: August 24, 2013, 11:57:10 AM »
A serious commitment to authenticity by Disney (delivered to the store this way)

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