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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1850 on: July 16, 2013, 04:00:57 PM »
Excellent comic about introversion  :up:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1851 on: July 16, 2013, 04:06:33 PM »
This is actually a useful infographic, but it's done with some humor, so I think perhaps it qualifies for this thread.

How to live/interact with an introvert:
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Source: DeviantArt.

That's a pretty good start. I do feel that introverts can do with some external exposure, but your graphic is on target in one key way - if there's a significant activity involved, sometimes we can enjoy "performing" or "living it up" because the activity is engaging and keeps the pace going, and it's not some parlor party out of Edith Wharton where if you misfire one sentence it becomes gossip for a week.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1852 on: July 16, 2013, 04:37:24 PM »
This is actually a useful infographic, but it's done with some humor, so I think perhaps it qualifies for this thread.

How to live/interact with an introvert:
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Source: DeviantArt.

that was an interesting viewpoint, and helpful advice.
I've actually used that approach fairly successfully when meeting independent-minded children - or cats, for the first time.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1853 on: July 16, 2013, 05:16:02 PM »
I've never been accused of being outgoing...and can easily attest to the human interaction energy drain. Because (more often than not) I have to force myself to contend with people IRL.

Good stuff Deozaan!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1854 on: July 16, 2013, 06:35:54 PM »
that was an interesting viewpoint, and helpful advice.
I've actually used that approach fairly successfully when meeting independent-minded ... cats, for the first time.

"Is there any other kind?"


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1855 on: July 16, 2013, 06:55:30 PM »
that was an interesting viewpoint, and helpful advice.
I've actually used that approach fairly successfully when meeting independent-minded ... cats, for the first time.

"Is there any other kind?"



Yes, dopey, highly sociable cats, that end up with so many names around the neighborhood, that they will answer to anything.

Meow.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

During the 12 years that I knew him, I don't think he ever knew he was a cat. I think he thought he was a dog.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1856 on: July 16, 2013, 08:41:21 PM »
Dating

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We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1857 on: July 16, 2013, 11:58:19 PM »
A hazardous serum that turns people into zombies, the product of a failed military experiment to create super soldiers, is accidentally released and infects a group of friends when they eat ice cream that has come in contact with the serum.
Sponsored by Edy's Slow Churned Ice Cream...LOL! (I am serious!)

Sounds like a nod to the 1985 movie "The Stuff"


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1858 on: July 17, 2013, 12:13:49 AM »
Sounds like a nod to the 1985 movie "The Stuff"

LOL! Why have I not seen this?  ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1859 on: July 17, 2013, 06:54:15 AM »
Chuck Norris the first time he went to the sea:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1860 on: July 17, 2013, 07:19:04 AM »
Sounds like a nod to the 1985 movie "The Stuff"

LOL! Why have I not seen this?  ;D

Because you've got better taste? :P Or taste buds as the case may be. :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1861 on: July 17, 2013, 01:38:06 PM »
Sounds like a nod to the 1985 movie "The Stuff"

LOL! Why have I not seen this?  ;D

Because you've got better taste? :P Or taste buds as the case may be. :D

But I do love cheese.  :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1862 on: July 17, 2013, 07:01:50 PM »
Here's a photo of me in the shower.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1863 on: July 17, 2013, 08:23:10 PM »
Chuck Norris the first time he went to the sea:


So it's juvenile, I still have to cackle at some of those Chuck Norris Facts.  :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1864 on: July 17, 2013, 11:46:59 PM »
Here's a photo of me in the shower.
- and here's a rather clever comedy skit by Armstrong & Miller on "showers" (click on link).
This short BBC sketch is chock full of oblique references to science, social trends, big government, buggery in prisons, and the British attitude to the weather.



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1865 on: July 18, 2013, 02:43:32 PM »
Me in the shower.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1866 on: July 19, 2013, 01:50:00 AM »
Aaahh, too late :P
Me in the shower.
Is a duplicate of:
Here's a photo of me in the shower.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1867 on: July 19, 2013, 11:12:28 AM »
Get ready to piss yourself laughing...

Why we believe Americans are stupid.



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1868 on: July 19, 2013, 11:21:15 AM »
Are you a moron? Most people are!

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I fucking LOVE Mark Dice. He's HILARIOUS!

His videos are just off the hook insane.

If you want to piss yourself laughing... Check out more.

If you don't find them funny... There's something very wrong with you. :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1869 on: July 19, 2013, 11:33:16 AM »
Repeal the first amendment! :D



BWAHAHAHAHA~! :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1870 on: July 19, 2013, 11:41:56 AM »
And, a shorter video about repealing free speech, etc.



I must warn you, it's piss-yourself hilarious! :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1871 on: July 19, 2013, 12:05:55 PM »
It's slowly becoming clear that there really is a superior race of beings on this planet. Mind you they're obviously not human beings ... My money is on the dolphins.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1872 on: July 19, 2013, 01:55:13 PM »
It's slowly becoming clear that there really is a superior race of beings on this planet. Mind you they're obviously not human beings ... My money is on the dolphins.

"DC Members unite to take over the world! Uh... what is it Pinky? We're all booked today? Can we take over the world tomorrow?"


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1873 on: July 19, 2013, 02:05:07 PM »
Are you a moron? Most people are!

Nah, this is more serious in that it's called "Social Engineering". Reduced to basic elements, "Social Engineering" looks ludicrous, but that's because it operates at a whole different plane. (I'd still love to know if anyone did a study on the rise of Facebook imploding the classic Bank Security question "Mother's Maiden Name". Because that used to be kinda hard to figure out. Now you look at Mr. Green and he "Likes" his family ... oh look, there's Papa Green, Mrs. Green, and ... wait for it ... Sally, Matilda, Angie, Henrietta, and Lucy Ostrowowskiej from Poland.)

So you gang are programmers - used to immense technical details. So it's just a little bit mean to call people getting social engineered "morons". It's more like a "Security Flaw" in the brain. We want to be liked, so it throws off defenses. Once known, the hack to abuse a Security Flaw is far lower level than the "original level of intelligence in the system". (That's why there's the derogatory term "Script Kiddie - someone else did the brilliant work finding the flaw, the Script Kiddie just uses it "turn-key.")

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1874 on: July 19, 2013, 02:13:33 PM »
It's slowly becoming clear that there really is a superior race of beings on this planet. Mind you they're obviously not human beings ... My money is on the dolphins.

"DC Members unite to take over the world! Uh... what is it Pinky? We're all booked today? Can we take over the world tomorrow?"




Shouldn't Pinky=Brain? :P  NARF!