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Last post Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  (Read 1428448 times)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1775 on: June 25, 2013, 03:42:27 AM »
^^ Classic. I've met the guy sitting in the office chair.    ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1776 on: June 25, 2013, 04:34:03 AM »

Office and computer again:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1777 on: June 25, 2013, 09:59:06 AM »
^^ Classic. I've met the guy sitting in the office chair.    ;D

Here's an article about this kind of thing. One person keeps his customer records on punched cards.

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Ancient Computers in Use Today  PCWorld

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1778 on: June 25, 2013, 12:19:12 PM »

Spinoff from the Snowden thread:
"Knight to queen's bishop 3 - Snowden charged with espionage."

1. Why are they using descriptive notation?! Is that a metaphor for outdated information and thinking in this whole thing?
2. Snowden's playing White as the "first to move", right? So charging Snowden is a defensive move ... so that's ...Nc6. But what was the US's first move? 1 ...e5 headed into a Ruy Lopez or 1...c5 headed into a Sicilian?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1779 on: June 25, 2013, 12:58:05 PM »
^ Ummm... I think that was 40s descriptive title.  ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1780 on: June 25, 2013, 01:06:03 PM »
Okay this spam had a unique enough (wtf) subject line that I thought I'd a screen shot of my inbox:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1781 on: June 25, 2013, 02:42:50 PM »
Okay this spam had a unique enough (wtf) subject line that I thought I'd a screen shot of my inbox: (see attachment in previous post)

Heh and I got some "life advice" from a spam! (Though I didn't open it.)
"It's always too early to quit."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1782 on: June 25, 2013, 06:50:30 PM »
Okay this spam had a unique enough (wtf) subject line that I thought I'd a screen shot of my inbox: (see attachment in previous post)

  The sad thing is there are a whole lot of dumbasses idiots people that's stupid silly computer illiterate enough to open them.....   ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1783 on: June 25, 2013, 08:44:14 PM »
Cloud computing is great, but what if it rains?


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1784 on: June 26, 2013, 07:21:47 AM »
This may be a bit old, but the Aussies among us may well recognize this.



Great satirical example of "spin control".

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1785 on: June 27, 2013, 11:41:19 AM »
^^ Yes. "The Front Fell Off" is a classic. Based on a real-life event, it was good satire.

Saw this today, had to take a screenshot of it. Unintentionally funny. Must be ever so easy to do.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1786 on: June 27, 2013, 11:45:33 AM »
Spinoff from the Snowden thread:
"Knight to queen's bishop 3 - Snowden charged with espionage."
1. Why are they using descriptive notation?! Is that a metaphor for outdated information and thinking in this whole thing?
2. Snowden's playing White as the "first to move", right? So charging Snowden is a defensive move ... so that's ...Nc6. But what was the US's first move? 1 ...e5 headed into a Ruy Lopez or 1...c5 headed into a Sicilian?
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Har-de-har-har. Very droll.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1787 on: June 27, 2013, 01:16:16 PM »
Har-de-har-har. Very droll.

Hi Iain!

Thank you for the Har-de-har-har! 

Though one of my many amusing little hobbies is thinking of real world events in a chess metaphor setting! It turns out that the types of chess games in those two openings are quite different! So my question becomes translated:

Will the US go into a "slow grind", or are they trying to slam this into the ground?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1788 on: June 27, 2013, 07:50:02 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1789 on: June 27, 2013, 07:53:31 PM »
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Big deal, Nik Wallenda.  Watch this!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1790 on: June 28, 2013, 10:54:34 AM »
A man double parks his car. A woman traffic warden goes near the car and says: "It will cost you 70$". The man thinks for a moment and says: "Ok, get on!".
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1792 on: June 28, 2013, 12:32:38 PM »
I don't know if this has already been posted here, it didn't show up in a search.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1793 on: June 29, 2013, 06:07:37 PM »
Maybe this should have been posted to the Gadget Weekend forum, but, alas, I could not comply with rule #4.

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« Reply #1794 on: June 30, 2013, 09:57:26 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1795 on: July 01, 2013, 05:41:35 PM »
Probably more creepy than funny.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1796 on: July 02, 2013, 05:39:48 AM »
And please, some other readers join in the discussion - if it's just Perry and I then before long you'll have koalas swinging from stalactites and platypus foraging in the river, (trust me, it will happen - just look what happened when I mentioned anus)  ;)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1797 on: July 02, 2013, 06:55:47 AM »
State of Education in Florida:
http://www.firstcoas....aspx?storyid=318442

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« Reply #1798 on: July 02, 2013, 08:18:37 AM »
State of Education in Florida:
http://www.firstcoas....aspx?storyid=318442

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The irony is ...

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« Reply #1799 on: July 02, 2013, 08:32:29 AM »

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