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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1250 on: February 11, 2013, 06:39:11 AM »
This is just plain fun! Anyone remember NWA?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1251 on: February 14, 2013, 09:02:42 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1252 on: February 14, 2013, 09:11:26 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1253 on: February 14, 2013, 10:26:35 PM »
Haha, app - wonderful :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1254 on: February 14, 2013, 10:48:35 PM »
(see attachment in previous post)

Some people might say that's in ba-a-a-a-a-a-ad taste. ;D Not me mind you! :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1255 on: February 15, 2013, 04:22:37 AM »
Sheep get a bad press really - I mean look at that gif -
the sheep (unlike the people) probably had to be driven in there by sheepdogs ;) :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1256 on: February 15, 2013, 11:00:15 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1257 on: February 15, 2013, 01:20:04 PM »
 ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1258 on: February 15, 2013, 03:09:40 PM »
Some Valentine's Day info.

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Why chefs hate Valentine's Day

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1259 on: February 15, 2013, 03:12:44 PM »
The 7 Celebrities You'd Want With You On A Desert Island

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1260 on: February 15, 2013, 03:43:08 PM »
tracert -h 100 216.81.59.173
try it.
Nifty! I got a slightly different result to @Renegade:
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tracert -h 100 216.81.59.173

Tracing route to read.more.at.beaglenetworks.net [216.81.59.173]
over a maximum of 100 hops:

  1   399 ms   409 ms   393 ms  10.129.0.1
  2   395 ms   427 ms   414 ms  irb20.cr1.ams2.nl.ipv4.kaiaglobal.com [79.141.173.1]
  3   417 ms   408 ms   415 ms  20gigabitethernet1-3.core1.ams1.he.net [195.69.145.150]
  4   424 ms   422 ms   437 ms  10gigabitethernet2-1.core1.par2.he.net [184.105.213.102]
  5   506 ms   497 ms   498 ms  10gigabitethernet7-1.core1.ash1.he.net [184.105.213.93]
  6   514 ms   521 ms   525 ms  10gigabitethernet1-2.core1.atl1.he.net [184.105.213.110]
  7   516 ms   509 ms   504 ms  216.66.0.26
  8   561 ms   534 ms   545 ms  10.26.26.102
  9   559 ms   546 ms   563 ms  Episode.IV [206.214.251.1]
 10   538 ms   566 ms   557 ms  A.NEW.HOPE [206.214.251.6]
 11   573 ms   558 ms   544 ms  It.is.a.period.of.civil.war [206.214.251.9]
 12   557 ms   565 ms   560 ms  Rebel.spaceships [206.214.251.14]
 13   552 ms   555 ms   560 ms  striking.from.a.hidden.base [206.214.251.17]
 14   565 ms   572 ms   559 ms  have.won.their.first.victory [206.214.251.22]
 15   554 ms   547 ms   559 ms  against.the.evil.Galactic.Empire [206.214.251.25]
 16   566 ms   638 ms   694 ms  During.the.battle [206.214.251.30]
 17   574 ms   651 ms   562 ms  Rebel.spies.managed [206.214.251.33]
 18   579 ms   544 ms   539 ms  to.steal.secret.plans [206.214.251.38]
 19   705 ms   554 ms   568 ms  to.the.Empires.ultimate.weapon [206.214.251.41]
 20   558 ms   715 ms   551 ms  the.DEATH.STAR [206.214.251.46]
 21   550 ms   547 ms   555 ms  an.armored.space.station [206.214.251.49]
 22   553 ms   555 ms   543 ms  with.enough.power.to [206.214.251.54]
 23   565 ms   560 ms   550 ms  destroy.an.entire.planet [206.214.251.57]
 24   563 ms   562 ms   565 ms  Pursued.by.the.Empires [206.214.251.62]
 25   555 ms   543 ms   542 ms  sinister.agents [206.214.251.65]
 26   552 ms   562 ms   546 ms  Princess.Leia.races.home [206.214.251.70]
 27   568 ms   561 ms   559 ms  aboard.her.starship [206.214.251.73]
 28   558 ms   543 ms   553 ms  custodian.of.the.stolen.plans [206.214.251.78]
 29   551 ms     *      550 ms  that.can.save.her [206.214.251.81]
 30   557 ms   567 ms   561 ms  people.and.restore [206.214.251.86]
 31   551 ms   554 ms   594 ms  freedom.to.the.galaxy [206.214.251.89]
 32   548 ms   551 ms   551 ms  0-----I-------I-----0 [206.214.251.94]
 33   576 ms   566 ms   586 ms  0------------------0 [206.214.251.97]
 34   601 ms   560 ms   572 ms  0-----------------0 [206.214.251.102]
 35   546 ms   562 ms   567 ms  0----------------0 [206.214.251.105]
 36   574 ms   570 ms   575 ms  0---------------0 [206.214.251.110]
 37   615 ms   608 ms   601 ms  0--------------0 [206.214.251.113]
 38   778 ms   782 ms   592 ms  0-------------0 [206.214.251.118]
 39   553 ms   549 ms   560 ms  0------------0 [206.214.251.121]
 40   563 ms   582 ms   564 ms  0-----------0 [206.214.251.126]
 41   584 ms   579 ms   596 ms  0----------0 [206.214.251.129]
 42   569 ms   560 ms   744 ms  0---------0 [206.214.251.134]
 43   563 ms   566 ms   574 ms  0--------0 [206.214.251.137]
 44     *      555 ms   549 ms  0-------0 [206.214.251.142]
 45   545 ms   548 ms   552 ms  0------0 [206.214.251.145]
 46   562 ms   536 ms   551 ms  0-----0 [206.214.251.150]
 47   564 ms   560 ms   548 ms  0----0 [206.214.251.153]
 48   558 ms   553 ms   556 ms  0---0 [206.214.251.158]
 49   543 ms   556 ms   546 ms  0--0 [206.214.251.161]
 50   541 ms   542 ms   610 ms  0-0 [206.214.251.166]
 51   554 ms   570 ms   566 ms  00 [206.214.251.169]
 52   546 ms   556 ms   553 ms  I [206.214.251.174]
 53   564 ms   557 ms   556 ms  By.Ryan.Werber [206.214.251.177]
 54   559 ms   568 ms   548 ms  Never.Gonna.Give.You.Up [206.214.251.182]
 55   574 ms   573 ms   546 ms  Never.Gonna.Let.You.Down [206.214.251.185]
 56   546 ms   563 ms   607 ms  read.more.at.beaglenetworks.net [216.81.59.173]

Trace complete.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1261 on: February 15, 2013, 04:01:27 PM »
Kyrathaba I'm gonna use your post to go on a mini-rant about "Apps". Basically, they're an excuse to give us less quality than any other shareware ever did. And it's amazing. It's like sinking to the bottom. If everyone pushes the same low quality, users forget that real software exists and that "free" means "disatrous experience until you pay $3-$8 for the real thing".

Eew.

I have seen some cases of the worst quality I have ever seen in any software ever, including the ones I spent 99c on for repackaging Librivox SciFi recordings, as well as others that pop up ads every 12 interactions.

It's like they're trying to make people forget nothing but the App Store ever existed ever. And that "Free" means "Crap".




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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1262 on: February 16, 2013, 10:47:01 AM »
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Kyrathaba I'm gonna use your post to go on a mini-rant about "Apps". Basically, they're an excuse to give us less quality than any other shareware ever did. And it's amazing. It's like sinking to the bottom. If everyone pushes the same low quality, users forget that real software exists and that "free" means "disatrous experience until you pay $3-$8 for the real thing".

Eew.

I have seen some cases of the worst quality I have ever seen in any software ever, including the ones I spent 99c on for repackaging Librivox SciFi recordings, as well as others that pop up ads every 12 interactions.

It's like they're trying to make people forget nothing but the App Store ever existed ever. And that "Free" means "Crap".

Yep, I feel your pain.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1263 on: February 16, 2013, 08:17:27 PM »
(see attachment in previous post)

No attribution to xkcd or anything? Also, don't forget the alt text:

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If I click 'no', I've probably given up on everything, so don't bother taking me to the page I was trying to go to. Just drop me on the homepage. Thanks.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1264 on: February 16, 2013, 09:37:43 PM »
No attribution to xkcd or anything? Also, don't forget the alt text:

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If I click 'no', I've probably given up on everything, so don't bother taking me to the page I was trying to go to. Just drop me on the homepage. Thanks.

More like "Independent minds getting grumpy". I think I posted that before I bothered to check the xkcd for the day. But the Alt Text never affected me. I haven't seen that effect.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1265 on: February 16, 2013, 09:49:37 PM »
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No attribution to xkcd or anything?

Sorry, I saw it on someone's FB page and reposted the image here. I shoulda checked it with TinEye...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1266 on: February 17, 2013, 03:02:41 AM »
Dr Assad's special eye test:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1267 on: February 17, 2013, 03:35:03 AM »
Dr Assad's special eye test:
 (see attachment in previous post)

So how does this work? Are you handed a gun and have to shoot in the direction the one on the chart points?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1268 on: February 17, 2013, 03:45:48 AM »
Dr Assad's special eye test:
 (see attachment in previous post)

So how does this work? Are you handed a gun and have to shoot in the direction the one on the chart points?

I don't get it either. Must have missed a news story somewhere.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1269 on: February 17, 2013, 06:42:10 AM »
I think it's a play on those eye charts "say the letters you can see E F Q M R d u y b s" etc, but with guns to show the terrorism link. Also something like "if you can correctly see the bottom row you're cleared for a mission".

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1270 on: February 17, 2013, 12:21:46 PM »
Oh, I got it...but I guess nobody got my joke.  :-[

It was a play on the vintage eye charts that showed all E's, pointing in various directions, where you pointed your hand in whatever direction the E on the chart was pointing. They were mostly used with young children that might not be familiar enough with the alphabet to know the names of all the letters, yet, but could follow simple instructions.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1271 on: February 17, 2013, 12:34:14 PM »
Oh. I didn't find it funny. Some jokes just bomb on some crowds.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1272 on: February 17, 2013, 12:38:01 PM »
Personally, I thought the mental image my joke conjured up was funnier than the original.  :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1273 on: February 19, 2013, 05:19:19 AM »
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Redneck cows... :P
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