Be happy, Father Christmas is arriving!!!
Oh damn, something went wrong...
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Santa getting arrested yet again!
Man, I tell ya, that fat bastard
thinks he can bring his goddamn goodwill and cheer to who-fucking-ever he damn well pleases! Thank god we have the pigs to clamp down on that BS~!
And spreading his infection to the children! Trying to corrupt the youth by getting them to spread propaganda about peace and joy and love and giving and stuff... god... the nerve!
I propose we execute Santa now! Put an end to this madness and insanity!
(For more insane fun, search for "santa arrested".)