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Shades:
@Nosh:
Salma Hayek was recently married, as far as I know...and grief, because she is one hot Latina! :-* Grieving is because she's off the market...yeah, yeah, you don't have to tell me that my chances on her would be as favorable as a snowball surviving hell, but still, I clinged to some hope until recently. :(
Ah well, there is Penelope Cruz, a Spanish actress that could fill up her place, as you can see in 'Bandidas' (together with Salma, hmmmmm :Thmbsup:) and 'Woman on top'.
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EDIT: added links
nosh:
Love them both. You may want to watch this youtube clip. NSFW if you're offended by toilet humour. :D
wreckedcarzz:
Not sure if this is pushing the "NSFW" label, but my friend and I found it be a good laugh... no offense to the Macintosh owners out there, either ;)
(Do not click if you're easily (even not so much) offended, have a significant other around, or have a drink :P)
Spoiler[16:40] 歐陽·笑岩™: ok why cant they make the voodoo more 1337
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger (me): dude
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: when your like
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: *pull out laptop*
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: people are like
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: HOLY SHIT THATS AN $8,000 laptop
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: and immediately girls are like
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: LET ME BLOW YOU
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: lmao
[16:40] [ToW] BabyTiger: thats why you get a Voodoo
[16:40] 歐陽·笑岩™: LOL
[16:40] 歐陽·笑岩™: dude i lol'd
[16:40] 歐陽·笑岩™: at the part when u said
[16:40] 歐陽·笑岩™: LET ME BLOW YOU
[16:40] 歐陽·笑岩™: XDD thats jsut too funny
The flip side (just as bad as the above) - note the emphasis :P:
Spoiler[16:41] 歐陽·笑岩™: voodoo looks like a old macbook pro black '
[16:41] [ToW] BabyTiger: no see
[16:41] 歐陽·笑岩™: well
[16:41] 歐陽·笑岩™: kinda kinda
[16:41] 歐陽·笑岩™: like
[16:41] [ToW] BabyTiger: when you go and get a Mac
[16:41] [ToW] BabyTiger: all the guys are like
[16:41] [ToW] BabyTiger: LET ME BLOW YOU
[16:41] [ToW] BabyTiger: lmao!
[16:41] 歐陽·笑岩™: XDDD
[16:41] 歐陽·笑岩™: XDDDDDDDDDD
I'm still laughing about that, 20 minutes later... ;D
wr975:
wr975:
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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