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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1000 on: December 17, 2012, 08:42:25 PM »
ie.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Also, this is the 1000th post in this thread :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1001 on: December 18, 2012, 08:13:00 AM »
Also, this is the 1000th post in this thread :P

The Uber-troll~! ;D

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I think that's some pretty good steam punk~! :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1002 on: December 18, 2012, 01:46:51 PM »
Still missing a record player though... :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1003 on: December 18, 2012, 02:15:51 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1004 on: December 18, 2012, 03:01:17 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1005 on: December 18, 2012, 11:25:05 PM »
Cat-Friend vs. Dog-Friend



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1006 on: December 19, 2012, 01:47:39 AM »
Cat-Friend vs. Dog-Friend



That was great! :D  :Thmbsup:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1007 on: December 19, 2012, 07:19:02 AM »
Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?' The mom answered, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?' I replied, 'I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1008 on: December 19, 2012, 07:24:24 AM »
^ LOL ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1009 on: December 19, 2012, 08:45:25 AM »
Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?' The mom answered, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?' I replied, 'I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work!
;D  :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1010 on: December 19, 2012, 12:34:59 PM »
You know those "longest thread ever" threads some sites do? Just rename it "humor thread" and it will become the longest thread ever. Because we can't bear our ____ life without humor.  :o  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1011 on: December 20, 2012, 02:20:09 AM »
Many of those threads become legendary on their respective forums, often taking on a life of their own.
By way of example, there is the "Burst Box" thread on diystompboxes.com.  It goes off the front page for a while, then jumps back to the top as more people add to the insanity.  I kinda feel sorry for the kid who started it, and somehow it became a thread about the end of the world and Scarlett Johanssen.  Don't ask me how...
34 pages now, so this one has it beat, but there for a while...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1012 on: December 20, 2012, 02:52:35 AM »
The longest thread I participated in was here:

http://forums.webwiz...st151635.html#151635

It's pretty old, and pretty much dead now.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1013 on: December 20, 2012, 05:30:32 AM »
The longest thread I participated in was here:

http://forums.webwiz...st151635.html#151635

It's pretty old, and pretty much dead now.

FreeWebSpace.net's copy is almost/as big/bigger depending on replies-per-page etc.
http://www.freewebsp...=1173882#post1173882


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1014 on: December 20, 2012, 06:10:14 AM »
FreeWebSpace.net's copy is almost/as big/bigger depending on replies-per-page etc.
http://www.freewebsp...=1173882#post1173882

There was a thread like that mentioned in the Web Wiz Forums. It was longer, similar to the one you posted.

But, if you want to talk about the longest bunch of nonsense ever, I think that's the IRS tax code. :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1015 on: December 20, 2012, 06:39:16 AM »
Can we get this thread back on topic please?



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1016 on: December 20, 2012, 07:33:08 AM »
Can we get this thread back on topic please?

I fart in your general direction~! :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1017 on: December 20, 2012, 07:39:42 AM »
I just realized I'm the one who started all this - zomg :-[

Also, here's a "I HATE ALL YOU SHARE/LIKE-WH*RES TAKING ADVANTAGE OF POOR CHILDREN!" kinda thing.

kid-grumpy-at-loser-dad.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
- carpe noctem

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1018 on: December 21, 2012, 07:33:18 AM »
Freedom loving holiday movies?



It's really only funny if you like Reason.tv, hate tyranny, and at least kind of like some libertarian ideas.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1019 on: December 22, 2012, 07:14:12 AM »
Elsewhere, Renegade wrote about his NANY submission:

The main benefit is that it is impossibly easy to use. If you have a brain cell, you can use it without any problems. There is ZERO complexity.

I need help with this! It's too hard for me!

:P

(Kidding. I haven't looked at it yet! But that's prob. an accurate prediction! )


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1020 on: December 22, 2012, 07:47:29 AM »
Elsewhere, Renegade wrote about his NANY submission:

The main benefit is that it is impossibly easy to use. If you have a brain cell, you can use it without any problems. There is ZERO complexity.

I need help with this! It's too hard for me!

:P

(Kidding. I haven't looked at it yet! But that's prob. an accurate prediction! )

I really doubt that anyone is stupid enough to not be able to use it.

BTW - My other comment there was:

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You only need 1 brain cell over and above the brain cell you use to breathe with. Well, unless you can hold your breath for 5 seconds...

:P

Now, back to...

Perhaps humorous for those that like NSFW rants
fixing my goddamn fucking shit box cuntputer after that fucking shitware Acronis fucked me up the ass so fucking hard and long that I puked a gallon of Acronis jizz before their cock hit the moon...

Not happy...

But hopefully that was entertaining for someone. :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1021 on: December 22, 2012, 08:07:15 AM »
BTW - My other comment there was:
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You only need 1 brain cell over and above the brain cell you use to breathe with. Well, unless you can hold your breath for 5 seconds...
:P

Now I really have to go fiddle with it!

Oops!

http://www.quiterly....6/I-cant-breathe.jpg


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1022 on: December 22, 2012, 08:26:03 AM »
BTW - My other comment there was:
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You only need 1 brain cell over and above the brain cell you use to breathe with. Well, unless you can hold your breath for 5 seconds...
:P

Now I really have to go fiddle with it!

Oops!

http://www.quiterly....6/I-cant-breathe.jpg



Are you a whale?  :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1023 on: December 22, 2012, 08:27:42 AM »

In other humor, this is an awesome graduation prank!

http://gma.yahoo.com...news-topstories.html

"Years from now when Kelsie Frick thinks back to her college graduation, she will only need to use one word to describe it: awesome.

Earlier this month, the newly-minted Grand Valley State University alumna pulled off a graduation prank that left her parents and classmates stunned, the crowd in hysterics and the administrators on stage stifling back giggles."


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #1024 on: December 22, 2012, 11:20:26 AM »
In other humor, this is an awesome graduation prank!

http://gma.yahoo.com...news-topstories.html

"Years from now when Kelsie Frick thinks back to her college graduation, she will only need to use one word to describe it: awesome.

Earlier this month, the newly-minted Grand Valley State University alumna pulled off a graduation prank that left her parents and classmates stunned, the crowd in hysterics and the administrators on stage stifling back giggles."



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