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Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  (Read 418895 times)
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« Reply #100 on: March 03, 2009, 11:09:40 PM »

@Nosh:
Salma Hayek was recently married, as far as I know...and grief, because she is one hot Latina!  Kiss Grieving is because she's off the market...yeah, yeah, you don't have to tell me that my chances on her would be as favorable as a snowball surviving hell, but still, I clinged to some hope until recently. Sad

Ah well, there is Penelope Cruz, a Spanish actress that could fill up her place, as you can see in 'Bandidas' (together with Salma, hmmmmm Thmbsup) and 'Woman on top'.

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« Reply #101 on: March 04, 2009, 12:40:05 AM »

Love them both. You may want to watch this youtube clip. NSFW if you're offended by toilet humour.  cheesy
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« Reply #102 on: March 04, 2009, 05:59:17 PM »

Not sure if this is pushing the "NSFW" label, but my friend and I found it be a good laugh... no offense to the Macintosh owners out there, either Wink

(Do not click if you're easily (even not so much) offended, have a significant other around, or have a drink tongue)

The flip side (just as bad as the above) - note the emphasis tongue:

I'm still laughing about that, 20 minutes later... Grin
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« Reply #103 on: March 05, 2009, 02:12:05 PM »

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« Reply #105 on: March 05, 2009, 05:57:38 PM »

Haha, that cardboard office thing was cute cheesy
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« Reply #106 on: March 05, 2009, 06:46:35 PM »



Thumbs up to whoever answers first.... Grin
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« Reply #107 on: March 05, 2009, 07:43:46 PM »

(see attachment in previous post)
Thumbs up to whoever answers first.... Grin
Hold it in your palm and bid it a frond farewell!
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« Reply #108 on: March 05, 2009, 07:47:57 PM »

I can't beleaf you just said that ohmy
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« Reply #109 on: March 05, 2009, 07:55:48 PM »

Trust you to milk it!
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« Reply #110 on: March 05, 2009, 08:18:30 PM »

I just had to meat your challenge...
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« Reply #111 on: March 05, 2009, 08:50:55 PM »

No need to explain, that'd be preaching to the coir.
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« Reply #112 on: March 05, 2009, 09:10:15 PM »

I think the humor is starting to turn sour.
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« Reply #113 on: March 05, 2009, 09:17:35 PM »

i can seed why you might say that, but i think it's just starting to be fruitful
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« Reply #114 on: March 06, 2009, 12:45:19 AM »

uh oh, target is making a run at taking Chris's pun medal.

Edvard are you finding these pictures or creating them??  They are just too good for you to be inventing them all.

ps. for those who don't get the lime and coconut reference, it's from a song.
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« Reply #115 on: March 06, 2009, 03:46:06 AM »

and new word for me
> Web definitions for coir
   stiff coarse fiber from the outer husk of a coconut

and Kermit the Frog sings Lime in the Coconut
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« Reply #116 on: March 06, 2009, 08:21:57 AM »

and new word for me
That's  a ropy thing to say!


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« Reply #117 on: March 06, 2009, 08:24:01 AM »

uh oh, target is making a run at taking Chris's pun medal.

It's easy to take from me, I'm merely a husk of my former self.
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« Reply #118 on: March 06, 2009, 08:50:06 AM »

 Grin

This is the corniest thread, by far!
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« Reply #119 on: March 06, 2009, 10:14:14 AM »

Mouser: I did the light saber pictures, everything else is the work of others.
Because this stuff is all over the web, it's rather difficult to credit everything as I'd like to.

EDIT: I also did the Petaminx demotivator, but that's another thread...

P.S. The correct response was "If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to doGrin
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« Reply #120 on: March 06, 2009, 12:00:16 PM »


The correct response?

Who on earth would want something so prosaic?

And, next time, please think more carefully before opening the tap to such a stream of drivel!  Wink

Now... back to the light sabres with you, daylight sabring time is almost upon us!





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« Reply #121 on: March 06, 2009, 02:07:29 PM »

See what happens?...

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« Reply #122 on: March 06, 2009, 03:02:41 PM »

...
Now... back to the light sabres with you, daylight sabring time is almost upon us!

Okay! Okay!



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« Reply #123 on: March 06, 2009, 03:05:12 PM »

See what happens?...
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« Reply #124 on: March 06, 2009, 03:06:39 PM »

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That's just potty!

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