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Author Topic: End of year humor (I apologize in advance)  (Read 5059 times)

zridling

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End of year humor (I apologize in advance)
« on: December 30, 2008, 10:41:36 PM »
 :P  Post 'em if you got 'em!

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Re: End of year humor (I apologize in advance)
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2008, 02:19:25 AM »
I really like the "coding drunk" one :) - the keyboard and steven seagal are classics :)
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Re: End of year humor (I apologize in advance)
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2008, 02:37:03 AM »
..... steven seagal are classics :)

Go back 20 years and replace Steven Seagal with Charles Bronson  :D

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Re: End of year humor (I apologize in advance)
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2008, 03:47:54 AM »
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Re: End of year humor (I apologize in advance)
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2008, 04:09:08 AM »
All are good great but first image kinda spoils the non-partisan spirit; i might agree with you (or i might not), but it would be nicer if the first image wasn't in the collection, imho.

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Re: End of year humor (I apologize in advance)
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2008, 04:16:58 AM »
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Re: End of year humor (I apologize in advance)
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2008, 05:48:07 AM »
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Re: End of year humor (I apologize in advance)
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2008, 06:15:14 AM »
I know this isn't strictly humour but this arrived on the last day of 2008 - a year when the politics of fear reached epidemic proportions!

I actually found the following in a DVD package and thought it so absurd that it was truly hilarious ...

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Re: End of year humor (I apologize in advance)
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2008, 07:48:56 PM »
I actually found the following in a DVD package and thought it so absurd that it was truly hilarious ...

Awesome! That one's "Crazy enough for California!" ;D


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Re: End of year humor (I apologize in advance)
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2009, 12:23:10 AM »
ROFL @ the toilet one

I've seen most of these pictures, but they are still funny over and over ;D

(That's what you do when you have too much time and not enough work - scan the WWW for geeky images :P)

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Re: End of year humor (I apologize in advance)
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2009, 03:03:17 AM »
Here is one to send to everyone in your addressbook that has a habit of forwarding crap to everyone in their addressbook:

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Dear All,

Heartfelt thank you to all my e-mail friends.

As another year will shortly be a memory, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

Extra thanks for the ones that I have to open 15 times to get to the message.

Special thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes 'cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi, or Dr Pepper, since the people who make these products are atheists who won't put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from, nor send packages by UPS, or FedEx, since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer answer the phone, because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat KFC, because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus, since I now have their recipe. I no longer worry about my soul, because at last count I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. I no longer have any savings, because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program.

Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favors!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (EDT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of mine's next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

Have a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Re: End of year humor (I apologize in advance)
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2009, 02:37:40 PM »
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If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (EDT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of mine's next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

*Wreckedcarzz falls out of his chair and nearly suffocates due to laughter*