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« on: December 19, 2008, 07:30:50 AM »

From Burger King  ohmy

http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/

Hint-keep spraying it.
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2008, 08:22:27 AM »

That's some of the weirdest stuff I've seen in a long time :-s
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2008, 10:11:22 AM »

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!

 ohmy ohmy
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2008, 11:03:36 AM »

<blinks>

<swallows hard>

<pushes can in mouth>
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2008, 05:39:48 PM »

Now you, too, can smell like you're a Burger King employee! Call now and we'll throw in an extra can for FREE!

All this can be yours for 15 easy payments of $69.99!
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2008, 05:45:50 PM »

MY GOD, ROFLMAO!
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2008, 05:46:09 PM »

It's actually priced pretty reasonably -- I'm almost tempted to get a can out of curiosity. I suspect it's a lot more subtle than real whopper based scent -- probably a legitimate scent, with a hint of char at the finish.

Which wouldn't necessarily be awful -- my favorite cologne, fahrenheit, distinctly smells like citrus and gasoline . . . it somehow works. So, maybe?
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2008, 06:00:10 PM »

Dunkin Donuts should bottle their scent of coffee & donuts, for women.

It would be a hot seller...a sexy fragrance that appeals to a man's inner Homer.



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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2008, 06:46:24 PM »

You've got a point there, app.

One day a few years ago, I remember being driven from the breakroom at where I worked by two attractive-but-annoying saleswomen who had just walked in smelling of something flowery yet incredibly strong (think of an invisible Andre the Giant in the form of an orchid bouquet...), so I was forced to vacate the premises.

Now, I understand girls like to smell like flowers. That's fine. Just not so many.

Anyways, after work I was walking down the street to my bus stop when I became vividly aware that the 30-something, not-quite-overweight, knee-length-brown-skirt-and-modest-black-blouse-wearing lady walking in front of me was suddenly the most gorgeous woman on the planet because she smelled like cookies.

I don't know if some genius decided to create vanilla scented perfume or if the lady in question was smarter than the collective IQ of a rocket science convention for putting vanilla extract behind her ears, but the effect was staggering.

Ever since then, I've wondered what other ingredients would be as effective a fragrance? A refreshing breeze of peppermint? Or perhaps the subtle aroma of banana and cream?
Or am I getting creepy?
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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2008, 09:53:12 PM »

Ever since then, I've wondered what other ingredients would be as effective a fragrance? A refreshing breeze of peppermint? Or perhaps the subtle aroma of banana and cream?
Or am I getting creepy?

Not at all, Edvard!

I don't wear flower scents, primarily because of allergies.

But I also know that when they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, it's 100% true..and you can get there through his nose too (not just by cooking him some food)

So all of my perfumes are food related scents that don't make people want to sneeze.

My collection contains chocolate, butter cookie, green tea & cucumber, green tomato (smells like the leaves of the plant), licorice, orange mango (smells like an orange creamcicle), caramel, pear, alpine mint (smells like the plant), white tea & ginger, gingerbread, pumpkin, orange (exactly the same scent you get while peeling an orange), grapefruit, coconut, cannoli, and a bunch more.

Almost all of them are naturally scented, so they don't smell cheap & phony.

So when I said that Dunkin Donuts should bottle that scent, I was being serious. I'd buy it.
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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2008, 09:59:31 PM »

Better Duncan Donuts than Krispy Kreme. That crap makes me nauseous, just to smell.
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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2008, 11:23:35 PM »

Almost all of them are naturally scented, so they don't smell cheap & phony.

 Wink Mine are hardly naturally scented, but ooohh they smell nice!

I just got 2 new fragrances last night at Macy's, while I was Christmas shopping.
One for evening (New Year's Eve in NYC!).
One for everyday.
I hadn't purchased a fragrance in several years.
Nor do I think I've ever had anything by GUCCI, it's fun!

I smelled (faintly) like a VOGUE magazine today and a happy girl I am...
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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2008, 01:38:09 AM »

I get most of my stuff from this section of Yves Rocher.

I also like some of the stuff from Bath & Bodyworks.
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2008, 02:08:03 AM »

I get most of my stuff from this section of Yves Rocher.

I also like some of the stuff from Bath & Bodyworks.

Blackberry body lotion...yummy! And, it's French!
Thanks, app103!

About the original post, that Burger King thing is HILARIOUS.
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