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Author Topic: Top 10 Ways Not to Cook a Turkey  (Read 3584 times)

Ralf Maximus

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Top 10 Ways Not to Cook a Turkey
« on: November 27, 2008, 06:52:10 AM »
10. Flaming bucket of gasoline.

9. Under the hood of the car, on the way to grandma's house.

8. Plastic Wal-Mart bag method.

7. Wishful thinking.

6. The forward antennae array of an Aegis cruiser.

5. Give it to the Myth Busters.

4. Set oven to 1000 degrees for 30 minutes, at 5:00 PM on Thanksgiving day.

3. 500 chemical hand warmers jammed right in the gibblets.

2. Dishwasher on "pot scrubber" mode.

...and the #1 way not to cook a thanksgiving day turkey:

1. Let Ralf Maximus anywhere near the damned thing.

Eóin

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Re: Top 10 Ways Not to Cook a Turkey
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2008, 07:51:21 AM »
I like 7 :D

cranioscopical

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Re: Top 10 Ways Not to Cook a Turkey
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2008, 03:48:33 PM »
Ralph, I think you forgot
 
   Invite turkey to join you in the sauna

f0dder

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Re: Top 10 Ways Not to Cook a Turkey
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2008, 06:10:46 PM »
Friction, baby... friction.
- carpe noctem

mahesh2k

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Re: Top 10 Ways Not to Cook a Turkey
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2008, 07:51:18 AM »
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4. Set oven to 1000 degrees for 30 minutes, at 5:00 PM on Thanksgiving day.
:D